Cat omania strikes trump/Vance camp.
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is Our Game
Yesterday, Catholic JD Vance cataloged Cataclysmic
events in Springfield telling rally goers categorically
that residents’ Cats and dogs were
kidnapped and eaten – served with catsup
and caterpillars by Hattian
immigrants.
In the debate
last night trump amplified that falsehood by claiming that he would serve a catered dinner of cats accompanied with catfish
on a bed of fried cattails based on
an ancient Catalan recipe.
Harris responded
by calling trump catatonic -
suggesting that these falsehoods were like catnip
to a caterwauling trump and suggested that he go chill in a catacomb on Catalina Island…and beware of the lurking Catamounts!
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