Photos of Melania entering UFO!

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WASHINGTON (AP) — The National Enquirer kept a safe containing documents on hush money payments and other damaging stories it killed as part of its cozy relationship with Donald Trump leading up to the 2016 presidential election, people familiar with the arrangement told The Associated Press.

WikiLeekZ has had the opportunity to read some of the other ‘damaging stories’ removed from the National Enquirer’s safe. In addition to the mundane call girl and Hustler model stories, WikiLeekZ has found hundreds of Enquirer articles about Trump that the National Enquirer has withheld from its readers throughout the years. Some of the headlines are listed below.

“Melania uncovered as an Alien Spy working for Russia…photos entering UFO”! 

“Trump gets his Hair Coloring from planet Saturn”

“Trump Spawn to run for 4 Senate seats with Russian financial and hacking help”

“Trump receives his Secret Orders from Putin in Big Mac wrappers from WDC McDonalds”

“Trump bank account overdrawn last 6 years”

NYC Pierre Hotel has tapes of Trump, comely Russian women and ET frolicking in bed…color photos!”

“Trump wins 2020 presidential election…Secret Russian Dossier details exact vote count years in advance”

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Trump tweets ‘It’s not my fault’ and Blames Medical ‘Sexual Disorder’

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Updated, 5:25 p.m. August 21, 2018:     Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump's former personal lawyer, stated Tuesday that Trump directed him to pay Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to stay silent about damaging stories of sexual liaisons that occurred before the 2016 presidential campaign.

The statement came as part of a plea deal that Cohen struck Tuesday afternoon with Federal prosecutors in New York.

WikiLeekZ reports that in response to Cohen’s plea, President Trump tweeted “it’s not my fault that I had these 2 affairs…and many others, I might add”, he gloated.

‘Giuliani and others are telling me to plead innocence because of my ‘illness’. So, I said okay’.

 ‘I have a sexual disorder’ Trump continued and said that ‘according to Wikipedia, The National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity has defined sexual addiction as “engaging in persistent and escalating patterns of sexual behavior acted out despite increasing negative consequences to self and others.”’

‘I’m not responsible for any of this. I have a disease, I plead innocence. There was no collusion and Russia wasn’t once mentioned’.

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‘I am the World’s Greatest Historian’ - Donald J Trump

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For once, Trump is not lying. He has learned well from studying the histories of dictators, despots and tyrants. By calling the press ‘The Enemy of the People’, Trump has placed himself squarely in the long arc of history’s Totalitarian Leaders.

He stands proudly alongside many despotic world leaders such as Robespierre, V. Lenin, Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Hugo Chavez, Mao Zedong, Richard Nixon, the Myanmar Military Junta, Kim Jong Un and V Putin…

All of whom, throughout history, have declared that the free press and those who disagreed with them…the ‘Enemy of the People’. Ibsen even wrote a book, Enemy of the People.

Just like his predecessors, in Trump’s Orwellian vision, anyone who sees the world differently than Trump is not only his enemy but the ‘Enemy of the People’ and must be dealt with accordingly.

WikiLeekZ believes that the most amazing thing about Trump’s words is not that he is calling the press and those who oppose him ‘Enemies of the People’, but that he actually has read something, anything!

Really folks, we should give credit where credit is due. He wanted a parade, so how about a parade down Pennsylvania Avenue on April 1^st  - honoring Trump as the World’s Greatest Historian!

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Words Matter

Brennan Honored by Trump…First on Enemas List

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John Brennan, former CIA director was honored yesterday by being placed on what Sarah Huckabee Sanders called Trumps Enemas List.

While most people, on first thought, would rebel if they were placed on an Enemas List, Former CIA Director, John Brennan, a frequent critic of the president, in an OPED piece in the NY Times, wrote that he considers “being the first to be placed on Trump’s Enemas List to be the crowning achievement of many decades of patriotic service to the nation”.

Others, including Sally Yates, James Comey, James Clapper, Michael Hayden, Susan Rice and Andrew McCabe are some of the additional former officials who may be added to the Enemas List by Trump at any time, according to Sanders.

WikiLeekZ has learned that the White House has been overflowing with questions by numerous former employees of the FBI, DNI and CIA and other security organizations as to why their names have not appeared on the list or as potential candidates for the presidential Enemas List.

A few minutes ago, DC Police have issued a parade permit to the NACC (National Association of Clean Colons) to sponsor a march to the White House with more than 400,000 members protesting the lack of inclusion in Trump’s Enemas List.

The protests have spread like wildfire and even the A-Holes in the White House are now begging the president to add them to what seems to be becoming the prestigious Enemas List.

Trump was seen raging at Chief of Staff Kelly asking him what kind of BS is this anyway? I’m being made a fool of for creating this list…what kind of a S-Hole country are we living in?

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Trump Cleverly Assures McCain of Huge defense budget appropriation Honor

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Yesterday, at Ft Drum, NY, President Trump, while speaking to soldiers, officers, government officials and others, guaranteed that John McCain, whose name is on the defense appropriation bill… the                                                                           

           John S. McCain  National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2019                    would be properly honored throughout the land.

He ingeniously chose not to mention the Senator’s name, who is chairman of the Armed Services Committee at all. In his remarks he introduced by name, generals, elected officials and others and gave himself huge credit for his part in crafting the legislation.

Trump was very clever in his decision not to mention the man for whom the act was named because he knew that in so doing, John McCain would get much more credit from the Fake Newz as they criticized Trump for failing to mention McCain’s name even once in passing.

Trump did this great humanitarian act despite knowing that he would take tremendous flak from the Fake Newz crowd.

Again, proving the tremendous grace and colossal humanity evinced time and again by this unique person who, himself, reminds us every day of his greatness.

Remarkably, there are a few people in the US that feel as if the failure to publicly acknowledge McCain with the appropriation act was an explicit need to disrespect Senator McCain by a small-minded, vindictive little person, devoid of grace, who is wracked with insecurity and feelings of inferiority.

WikiLeekZ is certain that almost everyone, in their heart, understands Trump’s reasoning.

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US Canine Population Resents Trump using term ‘Dog’ in Negative way

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Early this morning, in his latest insult in reference to Omarosa Manigault Newman, Trump tweeted…

@real Donald Trump                                                                                                                                    “When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!”   4:31 AM - 14 Aug 2018

To find out what canines in America thought about the president’s latest tweet, WikiLeekZ interviewed America’s foremost dog whisperer, former Senator, Barbara Boxer’s brother, Blackie Boxer and Blackie’s best friend, Arthur, an American Bulldog.

Amazingly, Blackie is able to translate up to 17 canine dialects into American English. With this in mind, the interview follows:

WikiLeekZ          “What do dogs, I mean canines think about Trump’s use of the word ‘dog’ in describing his former colleague of at least 10 years, Miss Newman?”

Arthur/Blackie   “According to what Arthur has picked up around fire hydrants and while chasing cars, his canine pals feel as if the president, in his latest tweet, used the word ‘dog’ in a very demeaning way. We members of the canine population of America, while accepting ‘dog’ as an affectionate word used by millions of kids and adults throughout the country have come to realize that a certain portion of the population often use ‘dog’ as a pejorative term…entirely unrelated to we canines.

Actually, through the SPCA, Petco, Purina and other canine organizations, we have lobbied for years to have the term ‘canine’ replace ‘dog’ in the common lexicon. In describing our species as canine seems to be a more dignified term befitting ‘Man’s Best Friend’.

Arthur also stated that word has gone out across America that it might be a good idea for the president to be looking over his shoulder to sure a canine is not ready to leap at him and rip off his trousers, or even worse. 

By the way, we canines have our own words for Trump…cur, mongrel, mutt and our favorite…lap dog of Putin.

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