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‘He’s a racist, he’s a con man and he’s a cheat’…M Cohen 

 

But What about…Committee Republicans

During a break in Committee hearings, Republicans at the M Cohen hearing were heard to say amongst each other …’so that’s all Cohen has? What about Hitler or Pol Pot? Haven’t they heard of Genghis Khan and Mussolini?

So Trump’s a racist, a cheat and con man…What about Geo W Bush, who started a war under false pretenses killing tens of thousands Iraqi’s and Americans or what about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?

What about Richard M Nixon and his dog Fala and the cloth coat episode? Has anyone ever heard of Spiro Agnew and what about bags of payoff money given in his offices? And, what about Nixon’s Watergate and the Whiskey Scandal of Ulysses S Grant?

Then there’s Ronald Reagan? What about Iran-Contra and what about Warren Harding and the Teapot Dome Scandal?

Hell, doesn’t anyone remember George Washington and what about the Cherry Tree’?

And finally right before going back into the hearing room… ‘What about a black Kenyan, non-American becoming President of the United States…twice’!

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Virginia Finally Has a New Governor!

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February 12, 2020

Ever since the top 3 officials in the Virginia state government (all Democrats), have been found to be unworthy of the high office of governor, the Virginia General Assembly has been in a quest to find someone...anyone employed in the Commonwealth who will accept and/or is without stain to fill the position.

The General Assembly has interviewed and vetted all of its 140 members in both the House of Delegates and Senate of Virginia as well as other general employees in the State Capital...and found them all wanting because of moral, financial or religious reasons. More than 1000 men and women were closely scrutinized from an early age in order to find a person of unquestioned personal rectitude.

73 legislators decided that they were making too much money from bribes to become governor, 4 people had a long sordid history of overdue library books, 18 women had been suspected of grabbing young men by their genitals, there were numerous men who were or have been KKK and/or Proud Boys members, some had relatives fix 5 or more parking tickets and the remainder have been accused of taking unseemly amounts of money or large gifts in exchange for hoped-for meetings.

WikiLeekZ has come into possession of a secret report recommending Josiah Black as the next governor of Virginia.

Mr Josiah Black, a 92 year old custodian/janitor in the Virginia Department of Agriculture was found to be the one person in the Capital Building worthy of being sworn in as the new governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

“Mr Black has lead an exemplary life according to all who know him and the detective agency employed which vetted him agree. The report follows...

“Mr Black rises at 5 am, eats a hearty breakfast and drives to work in an American made car. He does his work well and without complaint and leaves the Department promptly at 6 pm. He drives home, fixes his dinner, watches Fox News, reads the sports section of the local paper and goes to bed. His routine does not vary, never has. Pigeon feeding on Saturday and church on Sunday fill out his week.

He has no discernible hobbies or curiosity about anything. We believe he is eminently qualified to be sworn in as the new governor of Virginia.”

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Trumps Cave on State of Union Speech

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WikileekZ has discovered that in secret negotiations between Don Trump, Jr and Nancy Pelosi, the Trump family’s Art of the Squeal was fully realized.

Trump, Sr instructed Don, Jr that he wanted the following people to attend the Address…Border Patrol Agents, Firefighters, Policemen, Servicemen, Melania, Ivanka and Judge Pirro.

Trump, Sr also had these demands:

Be allowed to give SOU Address in the House of Representatives

All TV networks to cover address…TV feed to be telecast globally                                                                                 

Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ anthem to be played upon Trump’s entrance

Ms. Pelosi acquiesced on just one point…she invited Trump to present his address in exchange for the following all of which Don, Jr agreed to:

Gallery invitees to include: Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenatti, Undocumented workers from Trump hotels and golf clubs, Robert Mueller and Michael Cohen.

None of Trump’s guests to be admitted

C-Span only to televise event

Real-time expert staff of lie-detector experts on site who will raise objection to Trump’s lies in 3 levels of prevarications…triggering these responses

1^st- Blinking red light and buzzer

2^nd- Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire blinking sign behind trump activated

3^rd- Trap door under Trump opens and drops Trump…address terminated and song-‘Turn Out the Lights, the Party’s Over ‘  played on loop as Legislators, Joint Chiefs and Supreme Court file out of House.

Sorry, no Queen anthem.

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Coffee Boy Howard Schultz gets Big Time Endorsements

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WikiLeekZ has learned this morning that Howard Schultz will be making a big…some say, huge announcement later this morning. He will state that he has received important, news-breaking endorsements for his race for the presidency.

Schultz will make his declaration to a world-wide audience including special big screen TV’s set up in the almost 30,000 Starbucks locations world-wide.

Howard Schultz will inform the world that Donald J Trump, Vladimir Putin, Mohammed bin Salman, Ross Perot, Jill Stein, Ron Johnson and Ralph Nader will all declare that, for various reasons, that they will back the candidacy of Howard Schultz…at some time in the future, maybe.

They all have signed statements proclaiming that what this nation really needs now is another narcissistic, self-important billionaire candidate with absolutely no governing experience who is in the race to feed his vanity and most likely assure that another arrogant, so-called billionaire is re-elected president of the US.

Schultz will then become a member of an even smaller club than the US Presidents Club which numbers 45. He will join Perot, Nader and Jill Stein as one of the very few un-elected candidates in US history to change the fate of the nation and humanity simply to feed his vainglorious desire to be more than just a ‘Coffee Boy’.

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WikiLeekZ has uncovered Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s Democratic Party not so secret list of National Emergencies that actually need to be addressed. The Wall is not on the list.

If Trump succeeds in enacting a ‘National Emergency’ for his Wall, Pelosi and Schumer believe that this will give a 2020 newly elected Democratic president the green light to address real National Emergencies in this way...if necessary.

Democratic National Emergency Projects for 2021

Climate change

Cannabis medical research

Gun control

Healthcare

Immigration reform 

Stop Russian attacks of US elections

Voting rights reform 

Rebuild Puerto Rico

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TV Network$ Ca$h in on Trump’$ Prime Time Fundrai$er  La$t Night

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WikiLeekZ has discovered that the reason the national TV networks granted Trump access to nationwide TV coverage is that Trump gave 15% of his fundraising profits to them.

Prior his appearance and after the telecast, Trump’s well-oiled campaign machine sent out millions of e-mails to supporters pleading for money for a ‘Border Fund’.

It’s unclear how much money the networks will pocket from this slick maneuver, but spokespersons related that if it is as successful as they believe it will be, ‘we can look forward to more Trump Con programming’.

When asked to describe Trump’s speech, she simply read from a prepared script…lies, boring, old news, blah, blah, blah, more lies, quarter truths, boring, low energy, teleprompter, lies, misrepresentations, blah, blah, blah…etc.

When another reporter asked about the Democratic response, the spokesperson merely said…’It looked like Grant Wood’s painting, American Gothic with flags instead of a barn and pitchfork’.

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