McConnell,
Pence and McCarthy to make longest 2.3 mile Journey in American History
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
Tomorrow,
the three of the four top Republican leaders in WDC will be making this long drive
from the Capitol to the White House to have a short talk with trump.
Their
mission is to tell trump to resign within 24 hours. They will lay it all out to
trump and explain that they, Congress, and the military want and expect him to resign
within 24 hours. They also inform trump that all forms of communication except
for one direct line to McConnell in or out of the White house are severed.
In addition,
the Secret Service is ordered not to allow anyone to enter or leave the White House
for 48 hours.
They will have
these documents to hand to trump in a hand-tooled Corinthian Leather briefcase.
·
A
signed letter the Congressional Seal from Nancy Pelosi simply stating that if
trump is still in office 24 hours after the presentation of this notice, the
House of Representatives will vote to impeach trump the following day.
·
A
signed document from Mitch McConnell stating that if the Impeachment goes
forward, the Senate will begin the trial of trump within one hour of receipt of
The Articles of Impeachment.
·
A
list signed by 31 Republican Senators stating that they will vote to convict
trump which, with Democratic votes, will exceed the 2/3 majority required.
·
A
signed letter by VP Mike pence stating if trump does not resign within 24 hours
of receipt of this letter, he will invoke the 25th Amendment within
28 hours of trump’s receipt of the letter.
·
A
signed document by all but one Cabinet Secretary (de Vos) stating that if VP
Pence brings the 25th Amendment to a Cabinet vote, they will vote to
relieve trump of his duties. The letter further states that beginning now, they
will no longer respond to any request by trump.
·
A
letter by every member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff that beginning right now,
they will no longer obey any order for any military action from trump.
·
A
digital photo of the Military officer carrying the Nuclear ‘Football’ being
escorted out of the White House with an arrow pointing to the briefcase.
·
An
inventory of US Government-owned articles including but not limited to artwork, silver, crystal
and china in the White House that cannot be removed by trump, Melania or Barron
and placed into the moving van parked out front.
·
A
calendar with January 18th, 2021 circled in red and a countdown clock informing
trump of the date and time to vacate the White house.
·
An
official letter to Air Force One’s pilot informing him that trump cannot be flown
to any country without an Extradition Treaty with the US.
·
A
script for trump to read which will be broadcast over all TV and Radio
networks, Fox News, Breitbart News, Twitter, Chan 8 and Parler stating unequivocally
to stay away from WDC from this date until February 1st.
·
A
letter from Pence guaranteeing that he, as President Pence, will pardon trump
for all of his federal crimes upon trump’s resignation from the office of the
President.
·
A
letter on White House stationary stating that “I, Donald J Trump, hereby resign from the Presidency of the United
States” .
The three
men tell trump that he’d better goddamn well resign or else and burst into song…”So
long it’s been good to know yuh”… as they take their leave.
trump is
left sitting all alone at the Resolute Desk weeping and plaintively calling out
to his father, Fred, to help him out just one more time.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
