Life is Normal…Only Four Kids Murdered Today

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A travelling WikiLeekZ turned on a local TV station somewhere in America to catch the news. This is what WikiLeekZ heard…

“And, for today’s local and regional news…

It’s raining outside, lightning too. That’s very normal for this time of the year

4 children were murdered by gunfire on 7th St and Elm Ave. - 3 adults were seriously wounded…that’s pretty normal too.

A new French restaurant opened on Main Street this evening featuring excellent Provençal cuisine by Chef Jacques – how exciting!

27 shooting deaths were recorded in a Las Vegas nightclub last night. Two assailants still at large. This brings the total Las Vegas mass murders to 9 for the year.

Joe Jones caught a 22 pound walleye, a record for him but not a county record, Bob Smith holds that record…what a day at the lake! That’s quite a story!

The 7/11 on Center St was robbed at gunpoint. Thank God only one cashier died this time.

Our baseball team won 6-5 in an exciting game. What a great day for our town!”

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

 

 

 

Are you really that Stupid or are you just acting that way?

A WikiTorial

WikiLeekZ Asks ALL Republicans…

Are you really that Stupid or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Mean-spirited or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Power-hungry or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Un Patriotic or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Selfish or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Spineless or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that lLL-informed or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Deaf or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Dumb or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Blind or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Bigoted or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Hateful or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Greedy or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Dangerous or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Un-Christ-Like or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Afraid or are you just acting that way?

Zeny            WikiLeekZ is NOT Satirical Today

 

 

 

 "Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose", -Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr  

 “The more things change the more...they remain the same   “

 

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In an effort to effect change in America

WikiLeekZ asks the questions… is it better to …

a) Shoot first and Ask questions later or

b) Ask questions and Shoot later (if necessary)

 

To solve that problem, WikiLeekZ advances this solution…to wit

All new police officers to be vetted people of color only and integrated into every police force for the next 5 years

No new police chief will be Caucasian; mixed race okay

If a police officer shoots and kills or grievously wounds someone which is unwarranted, The Police Chief and City Manager are fired the next day

Make guns black and Tasers yellow and position guns on dominant side…oh, that’s already a thing?

Send notices to appear in court for minor infractions to correct address

All police officers are to spend more time in learning how to deescalate and diffuse a confrontation than learning how to shoot black young men

Manufacturers of hand guns and automatic rifles will be made to pay $5 million to the family within 3 months if a person of color, or Caucasian is wrongly killed by a police officer. $2 million if shot and wounded this is final...NO APPEAL.

All gun shows are now illegal, period.

After a period of 5 years, an evaluation of results will take place. If demonstrably fewer young men of color are murdered by white police officers, the program will continue for another 10 years at which time another evaluation will take place

There simply can be no justice when someone is unjustly murdered

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

 Gaetz Accomplishes Lifelong Dream

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Congressman Matt Gaetz has finally realized his lifelong dream of entering into the political lexicon by having his own eponymous political sex scandal …GAETZ GATE.

Thank goodness that Gaetz, with his own eponymous political sex scandal, has come along just in time to add some scandalous sexual merriment to our dreary, depressing Corona virus news.

In an alleged interview with WikiLeekZ, Gaetz has questions and he wants answers. Gaetz asked WikiLeekZ…

Hey, Donald paid for sex…how come when I pay girls for sex they make it into a federal case? And remember, Donald told me it was okay when he said …

 ”when you’re a star, you can do anything you want”

‘and I did. What’s the big deal’?

I’m a Congressman, isn’t that as good as being a star?

All of my pals in Congress loved seeing the naked pictures I showed them of young women I’ve had sex with, in fact, I’ve had a couple of inquiries… trade a few votes for a few telephone numbers? It’s Pro Quid Pro- no big deal.

And, by the way, I have never paid young women for sex.

Some people just don’t understand the difference between paying money for sex to underage girls and giving them a generous allowance in cash from the hotel cash machine.

Just make sure you spell it right…it’s Gaetz Gate.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

                 

 

 

Republicans Back Draconian Anti-Voting Laws, are Yellow Stars Next?

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Yesterday Georgia passed highly restrictive voting regulations in a shot at the heart of the Constitution

40 other Republican-controlled states have similar voting restrictions pending in the legislatures proposed by the Republican troglodyte majority.

In addition, at this moment, at Mar a Lago, Republican legislative leaders are meeting with the former president to craft state voting measures that will insure Republican control far into the future.

Among the honest-to-god, serious suggestions put forth are:

ALL people of color will lose their right to vote, period

Women will lose their right to vote with a few exceptions ie; card-carrying Republican Party women with a net worth of at least $27 million

The LGBTQ Community will be unable to vote

White male voters must be at least 21 years old

White males not owning property will lose their voting privileges

Each Billionaire’s vote will count as 100 votes

Each Millionaire’s vote will count as 100 votes

Only MAGA supporting white males will be certified to count the votes

WikiLeekZ has learned that there will be another ‘Human rights wrongs’ meeting at Mar a Lago next week. On the expanded agenda are the following items:

Lynching …in a humane manner

School segregation …”now, tomorrow and forever”

Mandatory wearing of Yellow Stars (with a safety pin)…by you know who

Interment camps …more inclusive this time around

KKK rights and privileges in the modern world

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

Ahhh,  Back to Normal… The Good Old Days

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Finally, after an interminable year of Covid 19 horror, it looks as if we are returning to a more ‘normal’ America.

The last 7 days we’ve been getting heartening news about fewer hospitalizations and fewer Covid 19 deaths. So maybe we’re on the path to normalization in the country

The last 7 days also showed us all that we’re merrily on our way to the America we’ve grown accustomed to since Columbine 1999.  As the Covid deaths rose in 2020, mass shootings plummeted; social scientists have struggled to understand why.

At least 7 mass shootings occurred in the last 7 days in the USA*; Boulder and Atlanta being the most prominent

We can be assured that Republican Senators, Smith & Wesson and the NRA will help revive the America that we all experienced before the Corona Virus wreaked havoc in the country the past year. They will make certain that good red-blooded, patriotic American young men will be able to have access to top-of-the-line human being killing apparatus.

The Republicans in the Senate will be sure to block any legislation which will help to stop this uniquely American Way of life Death.

So, today, WikiLeekZ puts a well-deserved spotlight on all of those Republican Senators who are restoring the American Way of life   Death that they hold so dear. We can at least all be thankful that the gun people are not parroting their hollow “Thoughts and Prayers” as they did ad nauseum after past American Massacres.

 Remember…voting Republican is the surest way of restoring the American Way of life Death.

*CNN defines a mass shooting as: a shooting incident which results in four or more casualties (dead or wounded) excluding the shooter(s).

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

 

Ground Hog Day or Messiah?

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Heeeee’s back!

Tanned, rested and ready (with a new hairdo) to lead his legion of Black  Shirts Red Hat, unpatriotic sycophants onward in another authoritarian crusade against American Democracy.

Sunday, at the CPAC (Contemporary Party Against Evidence), trump gave his loser, floundering trump Party adherents the shot in the arm, the electrified jump start by regurgitating ancient fabrications that his party faithful desperately needed to hear if they are to continue his great American Big Lie.

At CPAC, in Orlando, trump repeated and plagiarized from his many post-election tirades. His words were fed like Red Meat to his crowded, mostly mask-less coterie of ultra conservative, fact-deprived devotees who were awaiting the second coming of their Mussolini/ Messiah. 

Their Mussolini Came. He Lied. and He Conquered his disciples and excoriated his foes. He appeared in his raiment of black and red; he was tanned, rested and sporting a new haircut. He reveled at being onstage in front of his believers. WikiLeekZ expected that bras, underwear and hotel room keys would be flung at him at any moment by his devotees of all sexes during his harangue.  

The Messiah, der Leader and contempo-Fascist trump gave his faithful what they were looking for, what they needed. They badly wanted an affirmation of the belief system they’ve been carrying around with them for years and are now ready to march forth in support of their beloved Il Duce.  

A Chamberlain or a Quisling will not suffice to combat these forces of repression, ignorance and evil. We need to be courageous, thoughtful, honest and outspoken to fight the legion of the misguided in contemporary America.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday