Saturday, May 8, 2021

 WikiTorial

Face Book Oversight Board Kicks Can Down the Road

Hurray, America trump-free for Six More Months on FB!

Hurray! The Face Book Oversight Board gives us a six month reprieve from the loud, obnoxious, lying crap from former high office holder, trump. Facebook’s Oversight Board said FB should uphold the ban on former President Donald Trump’s account for now.

The Face Book Oversight Board has kicked the can down the road and told Face Book to make their own decision based on definable rules that they must write.

The Board said in its decision Wednesday that it was “not appropriate for Facebook to impose the indeterminate and standard-less penalty of indefinite suspension,” asking the site (FB) to review that part of the decision within the next six months.

In response to the continuation of the imposed FB ban, the former dear leader wrote…

“What Facebook, Twitter, and Google have done is a total disgrace and an embarrassment to our country.”

“A total disgrace, an embarrassment to our country”? Gee, that reminds me of something - oh yeah…I know, that’s exactly what trump has done for the past 5 years…been a total disgrace and embarrassment to the United States.

Continuing in his response (obviously written by someone who could string 2 or 3 sentences together)…

“Free Speech has been taken away from the President of the United States because the Radical Left Lunatics are afraid of the truth, but the truth will come out anyway, bigger and stronger than ever before,” Trump said in his statement, which ended with: “These corrupt social media companies must pay a political price, and must never again be allowed to destroy and decimate* our Electoral Process.”

Holy crap! Has trump started drinking? Or has the FL sun so affected him while on the course, so as to cause a brain malfunction resulting in a complete loss of memory of events of the last 5 years?

Yeah, I’m just kidding, he’s always been like this and has prospered from his totally senseless fables and lies.

Gigantic tomes could (and will) be researched and written about Face Book, the Oversight Board and trump’s relationship with FB.

I’m going to begin with the Oversight Board (OB).

I became curious as to who sits on the OB. A Google search turned up the information easily.

The Oversight Board currently has 20 members; 15 of whom are non US citizen; six are Human Rights advocates; there are three Journalists and ten Lawyers; nine are Women.                                                                                                                                                   

Who am I to say what the composition of the FB Oversight board should be? However, it’s my understanding that even though some international issues have arisen and by the way, if you haven’t noticed, FB is an international company, the overriding, most important critical question of the day for FB is - what is Mark Zuckerberg going to do about Donald trump and his disgustingly corrupt and lying statements? About EVERYTHING!? And, should he be permitted to voice those totally false, never ending lies on FB whenever and however his reptilian brain and little fingers have the urge?

Granted, who the president of the US is an international issue, but the trump question mostly resides in the US and in the information the US citizens and by extension, the voters, will be fed.

Information is a tricky thing these days especially with so many citizens having access to all sorts of social media and various platforms enabling them to espouse their various points of view and agendas.

So, with so much stuff in the ether, “who you goin’ to trust”?

You’re going to trust the President or, at a minimum, you should be able to trust the president. That’s pretty much the way it’s been in America. But our last president is uniquely untrustworthy, to say the least.

One would think, looking objectively, that men and women elected to high – or even low offices should be # 1 on the ‘you can trust’ list. And, the corollary is that those in office should be allowed to use the highest and most public means of disseminating the information that the public needs to know to be informed and make educated decisions based upon true, timely information.

But what happens when the president and others knowingly post false information to assist in their desire for power and riches? Simply put, should FB and other platforms allow lies and corrupt information to be published over their platforms without any oversight simply because the person is a high office holder?

The answer is clear; of course not. Not if we want to continue living in a country based upon facts, evidence, truth, honor and a democratic process.

I became curious as to the current composition of the OB. I was astonished to learn that currently, 75% of OB membership is made up of Non-US citizens.

So, and this is my foundational statement. The Oversight Board, when they investigate and rule on a strictly American issue, should be composed principally of Americans.

Maybe FB needs two Oversight Boards? One for issues in the US and another for foreign country free speech issues.

And how about that word, American? Americans are a diverse people, we’re not 50% lawyers or one third human rights advocates.  Lawyers are not the only patriotic Americans and are not the only smart, courageous people in the country interested in freedom of speech.

The Oversight Board is currently composed of twenty (20) members:

15  Non-US  citizens from:  Ghana, Yemen, India, Kenya, Australia, Denmark, Columbia, Brazil, Cameroon, UK, Pakistan, Hungary, Indonesia, Taiwan and Israel. They are paid $240,000 US/year.  6 human rights advocates, 10 Lawyers, 3 Journalists,  9 Women.                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think we can assume that all of these people on the FB OB are intelligent, well-educated, earnest, honest people but they bring a certain point of view and life experience with them onto the Board and as I stated before, three fourths are not US citizens! An astounding percentage considering that recently, they made a momentous decision which will affect the future of American politics and every US citizen.

The other thing as far as I’m concerned is how about adding an American political historian, a person steeped in contemporary politics and American civil rights, a Latino-American labor union leader, an Asian-American scientist or others to get diverse opinions?

Get rid of a few lawyers

In this overriding question about trump resuming his perch as a former president, liar and provocateur, FB should not rely upon Board members who are not intimately acquainted with the US to make such far-reaching decisions affecting you and me.

In making historic, significant decisions, the OB needs people who not only live in the US, but follow the news daily and talk, discuss and learn from their fellow Americans each day of their lives

Zeny.

*Decimation was a form of Roman military discipline in which every tenth man in a group was executed by members of his cohort.

Friday, May 7, 2021

 The Scaredy-Cat Republicans

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Another frightened, sissy Republican-controlled toss-up state passed a bill today limiting voter rights and making it much more difficult to vote. Can you believe that Florida Republicans are afraid of the elderly and the youth voters of Florida? Afraid that they may cast their votes for the candidates and party which is actually trying to make their lives better. It’s astounding to WikiLeekZ that such loud, bellowing, Second Amendment-misinterpreting Fat Cat politicians are still blindly following a corpulent, mean bully as their Der Fuhrer Dear Leader.

Like the Florida Scaredy-Cats, other Republican-controlled states across this beautiful country are wimping out, terrified of people of color actually engaging in their democratic right to vote. The cowards in these states have crafted more than 200 bills limiting citizens’ ability to vote which are now in various legislative stages.

These Fraidy-Cats are so petrified they will lose elections - that instead of passing legislation to benefit all Americans and gain votes, they have devised a Machiavellian plan to make it even more difficult for a large segment of society to exercise their right to vote. 

Except for a few Tom Cats, the Republican Party is now composed wholly of petrified Scardey-Cats pawing through their litter boxes hoping to dig up the disastrous piece of orange crap to help save their jobs and power.

They need someone to come and clean up their litter boxes.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

Saturday, May 1, 2021

 Nostradamus or trump…Who was the Greater profit Prophet?

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WikiLeekZ has assembled a list of predictions trump made with great fanfare prior to the 2020 election…which he lost, by the way. Yes, he really did, contrary to the beliefs of 70% of Republicans!

a)       if his Democratic opponent, Joe Biden, is elected, "no one will be safe."

b)      Called Biden, the former vice president, "weak" and suggesting he is a pawn

c)      "If the left gains power, they will demolish the suburbs, confiscate your guns and appoint justices who will wipe away your Second Amendment and other constitutional freedoms”,

d)      "There will be no school, no graduations, no weddings, no Thanksgiving, no Christmas, no Fourth of July. There will be no nothing, there will be no future. Other than that, it's quite a good plan, I think," Trump said, specifically addressing Biden's plan to combat the spread of the COVID-19 virus. 

e)      "Biden doesn't have a clue. The cure cannot be worse than the problem itself." 

f)       "He will deliver poverty, misery, depression. I will deliver jobs, jobs, jobs," Trump said, as thousands of people cheered while he spoke from the tarmac at Oakland County International Airport                                                                                                                                    

g)      President Trump, in an exclusive interview with FOX Business' Blake Burman, says presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden would raise taxes and raise regulations, leading to a market crash.

h)      United States President Donald Trump says a major economic collapse will be the price paid by Americans if the Biden-Harris administration wins the upcoming election.

i)        At the same time, he ominously warned of a "crash" on par with the 1929 nosedive that coincided with the Great Depression — if he loses reelection.

More than 600 years ago, Nostradamus (born 1503), made more correct prophesies about a future more than 600 years away than trump did in predicting the future mere months away.  

In the centuries since his death, people have credited him with accurately predicting pivotal events in history, from the French Revolution to the rise of Adolf Hitler to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 and even the 2020 coronavirus. His book, The Prophecies, was published in 1555, and has since earned him worldwide fame.

We’re still waiting for trump’s latest ghost-written book.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

                     

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

 Life is Normal…Only Four Kids Murdered Today

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A travelling WikiLeekZ turned on a local TV station somewhere in America to catch the news. This is what WikiLeekZ heard…

And, for today’s local and regional news…

It’s raining outside, lightning too. That’s very normal for this time of the year

4 children were murdered by gunfire on 7th St and Elm Ave. - 3 adults were seriously wounded…that’s pretty normal too.

A new French restaurant opened on Main Street this evening featuring excellent Provençal cuisine by Chef Jacques – how exciting!

27 shooting deaths were recorded in a Las Vegas nightclub last night. Two assailants still at large. This brings the total Las Vegas mass murders to 9 for the year.

Joe Jones caught a 22 pound walleye, a record for him but not a county record, Bob Smith holds that record…what a day at the lake! That’s quite a story!

The 7/11 on Center St was robbed at gunpoint. Thank God only one cashier died this time.

Our baseball team won 6-5 in an exciting game. What a great day for our town!”

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

 

 



Saturday, April 17, 2021

 

Are you really that Stupid or are you just acting that way?

A WikiTorial

WikiLeekZ Asks ALL Republicans

Are you really that Stupid or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Mean-spirited or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Power-hungry or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Un Patriotic or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Selfish or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Spineless or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that lLL-informed or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Deaf or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Dumb or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Blind or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Bigoted or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Hateful or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Greedy or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Dangerous or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Un-Christ-Like or are you just acting that way?

Are you really that Afraid or are you just acting that way?

Zeny            WikiLeekZ is NOT Satirical Today

 

 

Thursday, April 15, 2021

 

 "Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose", -Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr  

 “The more things change the more...they remain the same   

 

WikiLeekZ is Our name…Satire is Our Game

 

In an effort to effect change in America

WikiLeekZ asks the questions… is it better to …

a) Shoot first and Ask questions later or

b) Ask questions and Shoot later (if necessary)

 

To solve that problem, WikiLeekZ advances this solution…to wit

All new police officers to be vetted people of color only and integrated into every police force for the next 5 years

No new police chief will be Caucasian; mixed race okay

If a police officer shoots and kills or grievously wounds someone which is unwarranted, The Police Chief and City Manager are fired the next day

Make guns black and Tasers yellow and position guns on dominant side…oh, that’s already a thing?

Send notices to appear in court for minor infractions to correct address

All police officers are to spend more time in learning how to deescalate and diffuse a confrontation than learning how to shoot black young men

Manufacturers of hand guns and automatic rifles will be made to pay $5 million to the family within 3 months if a person of color, or Caucasian is wrongly killed by a police officer. $2 million if shot and wounded this is final...NO APPEAL.

All gun shows are now illegal, period.

After a period of 5 years, an evaluation of results will take place. If demonstrably fewer young men of color are murdered by white police officers, the program will continue for another 10 years at which time another evaluation will take place

There simply can be no justice when someone is unjustly murdered

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

Friday, April 2, 2021

 Gaetz Accomplishes Lifelong Dream

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Congressman Matt Gaetz has finally realized his lifelong dream of entering into the political lexicon by having his own eponymous political sex scandal …GAETZ GATE.

Thank goodness that Gaetz, with his own eponymous political sex scandal, has come along just in time to add some scandalous sexual merriment to our dreary, depressing Corona virus news.

In an alleged interview with WikiLeekZ, Gaetz has questions and he wants answers. Gaetz asked WikiLeekZ…

Hey, Donald paid for sex…how come when I pay girls for sex they make it into a federal case? And remember, Donald told me it was okay when he said

 ”when you’re a star, you can do anything you want”

‘and I did. What’s the big deal’?

I’m a Congressman, isn’t that as good as being a star?

All of my pals in Congress loved seeing the naked pictures I showed them of young women I’ve had sex with, in fact, I’ve had a couple of inquiries… trade a few votes for a few telephone numbers? It’s Pro Quid Pro- no big deal.

And, by the way, I have never paid young women for sex.

Some people just don’t understand the difference between paying money for sex to underage girls and giving them a generous allowance in cash from the hotel cash machine.

Just make sure you spell it right…it’s Gaetz Gate.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.