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A cashier dead, two people wounded

Request a Mask, Get Shot in the Head

The Mad-Trump Disease strikes again

In Georgia yesterday and all across mostly Red States

The Mad-Trump Disease strikes without rhyme or reason

Scientists know the cure, they know the antidote

WikiLeekZ concludes that the cure is recalcitrant and ignoble

And that the Mad-Trump Disease is easily transmittable

Mad-Trump Disease is virulently contagious to a certain class of victims

Citizens immune to Mad-Trump Disease can stop it in its tracks

WikiLeekZ says…Become involved, Discuss and Vote

Together, let’s rid America of the Mad-Trump Disease Scourge for Good!

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trump to Give Three Commencement Addresses

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47 American colleges rejected requests from trump cronies for trump to speak at their commencement ceremonies.

trump’s  Miller boys, Steven and Jason, called the presidents of 47 American colleges and universities suggesting that trump is available to speak at graduation ceremonies at their institutions.

Each university gave their unique reasons for declining while attempting not to embarrass the former president of the Unite States of America. One stated that they already have booked a much admired American speaker…Harvey Weinstein, another noted that they didn’t know the commencement date and a third flatly stated that their university had a rule against allowing certain classes of people on campus.

In order to save face, trump acolytes J&S Miller, found 3 likely venues that might possibly accept trump as speaker.

The Proud Infants Anti -Government Brigade Advancement Contingent in NW Idaho… matriculation class of 11 kids.

Graduation ceremonies of Russia’s elite Anti-American Cyber Criminal Cryptology Corporation, Crimea branch…17,100 graduates.

And MTG’s Young Georgian ‘America First, Democracy Last’ Nursery School children’s graduation class of 19.

trump expressed his delight and noted that he will be speaking at 3 prestigious institutions and that weak, lying Fauci will be addressing only at two - Emory University and the University of North Carolina

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Eight (8) Inquiring Minds Want to Know

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Congressman Louis Gohmert asked…” is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously, that would have profound effects on our climate.”

Matt Gaetz asked the HHH Secretary ‘is there a way in which a really smart, sexy, 17 year old girl could be classified as an18 year old girl; retroactively?

In order to kill the Corona virus, President trump asked  "Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way."

Former AG Barr asked the Federalist Society ‘is there is a way for me to get a free pass for all of the dirty deeds I did for trump?  Did James Madison, the founder of the Federalist Society, write something exonerating a fawning/stupid AG for doing the bidding of a crazy, authoritarian, wannabee dictator president? Will I really have to go to jail’?

Giuliani asked himself…’why have I done all of those self-aggrandizing, debasing, illegal, money-grubbing, selfish things ’?’ I never thought I’d get caught’!  ‘How can I weasel out of this one? Will I really have to go to jail’?

Melania asks her new phalanx of lawyers ‘how can I get my promised $100 million from that creep/loser before he loses everything and ends up in the slammer’?

Ivanka asked Jared if he would mind if she left him for good and fled to Brazil with ‘her Daddy’.

Jeffery Toobin asked himself in regard to his Zoom meeting “What was I thinking”?

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 Senate Calls for a Vote on Existence of Sun

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In the wake of Senate republicans rejecting the formation of a January 6 Commission, Democrats hope to establish at least one commonly held American belief.

In order to bring a modicum of reality to American discourse, Democrats are sponsoring a bill

confirming the existence of our ‘Solar System’s’ Sun. To be certain that all republicans understand which ‘Sun’ the bill refers to, the bill describes the Sun as ‘That large orb 93 million miles from Earth that rises in the morning and sets at night’

Further describing the ‘Sun’...’it’s the reason we have sunscreen and wear sunglasses’.

If there is still confusion on the part of republican Senators the bill says ‘it’s that hot yellow thing in the sky’.

Pundits believe that VP Harris will have to cast the deciding vote assuring Americans that the Sun does in fact exist. Long-time Senate watchers cannot find one republican Senator who has the scientific training to verify the existence of the Sun. To date, all republican Senators have issued ‘no comment’ statements when asked if they believe the Sun exists.

Some Senators have floated the idea that Antifa is responsible for holding a big yellow balloon over America...posing as the Sun and Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky told the Senate that he read somewhere on the internet that Galileo had been proven wrong.

The irony is not lost on 70% of US citizens that however republicans vote, the Sun will rise tomorrow morning.

A vote on the existence of the Moon is scheduled for next week.

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 trump/MTG to head republican ticket in ’24.

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Today, MTG visited trump in Mar Al Lago (meaning Eagle’s Nest in Spanish German), where he asked Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green to be his 2024 VP running mate.

trump, if anything is not stupidly unaware of republican voter requirements. After MTG likened mask-wearing to the Nazi’s making Jews wear a yellow star, her ratings among republican voters soared - according to Yahoo News.

trump flat out admitted to MTG that he was leaning toward Matt Gaetz as his running mate but when MTG called Speaker Pelosi ‘Madam Maskhole’, that sealed the deal for trump.  

The two completely crazy, f…ing jerks plan a series of fund raising rallies for the summer with trump stipulating that MTG continue to be mask-less.

A close advisor to trump intimated that trump was hoping that MTG would contract a serious case of Covid 19, drop out of the race after tens of millions of dollars have been raised - chiefly by MTG and trump could then pocket the money and pick Gaetz in her place for another exciting round of fund raising.

trump’s expectation is that Gaetz will be in jail early next year on sex with minor charges so that trump could rake in the new ‘Gaetz’ loot. Then, trump would be able to pick his actual first choice – Buffalo Man and see his ratings ascend to incredible heights among republicans. Behind closed doors, trump says that by choosing Buffalo Man, America will not have been so excited about a VP candidate since Sarah Palin, who was his very first  first choice except that she landed in prison for shooting baby seals from a helicopter.

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WikiLeekZ presents the 2020-2021   Kind of…Faux

                 DARWIN AWARDS

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally purposely remove themselves from the … gene pool.

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By now, most of us have heard of, even read some of the ways humans with Questionable Rationality (QR) have come to an unfortunate, pre-mature end to their lives and thus improving the human gene pool ever so slightly. Unfortunately, there seems to be an unending supply of these humans of QR.

For the past year, the world’s best brains in medicine and science have demonstrated and pleaded to fellow humans that in order to eradicate the Corona virus, we (the world population) need to reach Herd Immunity. In order to achieve this goal human beings must get vaccinated.

However 41% of Republicans still refuse the get vaccinated and get this; that’s even after their Dear Leader was vaccinated months ago.

Thus…WikiLeekZ nominates the 41% of Republicans who still refuse to get vaccinated as the 2020-2021 recipients of the Darwin Awards.

They deserve to win the award en masse because of their irrationality, scientific ignorance, lack of care for their family, neighbors and country and their abject stupidity.

For them, fortunately, science and the humanity and intelligence shown by their fellow citizens by getting vaccinated and reaching Herd Immunity, may save them from Death by Darwinism to allow them to prematurely meet their maker in some other inconceivably stupid manner.

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Goebbels, Orwell and Kevin Mc McCarthy

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“I don’t think anybody is questioning the legitimacy of the presidential election,” – Republican Minority Leader McCarthy told reporters recently despite the fact that on the same day, McCarthy led the fight to remove Liz Cheney from her position for saying . “… I will not sit back and watch in silence while others lead our party down a path that abandons the rule of law and joins the former president’s crusade to undermine our democracy”

The WDC January 6^th event “more closely resembled a ‘normal tourist visit’ than a deadly attack” -  Republican Congressman  Albert Clyde of  GA, yesterday

WikiLeekZ will have to check, but it sounds as if the McCarthy/Clyde/republican branch of the Goebbels/Orwellian Historical Society copied those remarks right out of Orwell’s 1984.

Mc Carthy/Clyde and their Scardey-Cat followers in the House seem to be perpetually stuck in an anti-democratic Goebbels/Orwell continuous loop by:

 #1- Constantly repeating the Big Lie that the 2020 Presidential election was stolen from trump.  Goebbels - “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it”

and

 #2-channeling Orwell and 1984… “Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.”

’Intellectual honesty is a crime in any totalitarian country"                                                                                                              

So, WikiLeekZ has come to believe that two of the most dangerous political concepts of the 20^th Century are now deeply embedded in the DNA of today’s republican Party and are an immediate threat to democracy in the nation.

You’ve been warned and this tagline has never been truer.

Silence is Complicity

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