trump May Soon Join Exclusive World Dictator Club (WDC)

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WikiLeekZ  believes that the US Supreme Court will grant trump his wish and will soon rule that trump can join the (WDC) – the World Dictator Club by granting him blanket immunity for his misdeeds now, in the past and in the future.

 

The Guinness Bible of World Dictators (and Wannabee Dictators)

Vlad ( the Impaler) Putin
Bashir Assad.-   Syria
Kim Jong il  -  N Korea
Viktor Orban     - Hungary
Hu Jintao   -  China
King Abdullah or (MBS)   Saudi Arabia
Robert Mugabe -  Zimbabwe
A. Lukashenko  -  Belarus

Donald J trump  -  USA! USA! USA!              MAGA

One more thing-

Court soon to rule on trump gag order

‘Hush Money Trial’:  Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan is expected to rule today on the trump gag order. Odds makers give the judge 51-49 chance to order Duct Tape to cover trump’s mouth during his waking hours.

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I had a Dream…What IF

I had a dream that one day every Red State MALE Republican legislator from the red hills of Georgia to the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives woke up pregnant

I had a Dream that every legislator lost their health care plan and had to wait at their local ER for medical care

I had a Dream that President Biden, acting as if he had immunity from any acts he committed during his presidency, removed the Republican Supreme Court Justices and appointed those of his choosing

I had a dream that all legislators were magically transported in time and geography to the Sermon on the Mount and made to listen to Jesus’s Beatitudes

I had a dream that I won the Mega Millions/ Powerball Lottery.

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We Made It! Biden Whitehouse to Announce ‘Bread and Circuses’

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Yesterday, America successfully got through numerous gatherings of citizens watching the eclipse in every part of its path; and made it through 2  whole brackets of basketball games without a mass shooting. Will wonders never cease?

 

Shouldn’t we declare a national holiday? Or can we safely note this occurrence as the new normal?

 

WikiLeekZ wonders if perhaps what is needed in this country is a Roman-style ‘Bread and Circuses’ initiative which will encompass constructing sports and a few cultural coliseums in every city and town along with government-sponsored teams, competitions, festivals, in-depth artist and athlete profiles and exhibitions. 

 

NASA could schedule many near and deep space flights which would include a TV broadcast lottery for a coveted space suit and seat aboard a rocket ship. Hollywood would create must-see TV profiles of the crew and passengers to be broadcast weekly and still find time to churn out blockbuster after blockbuster films to entertain the masses of citizens as well as dedicated movie buffs.

 

Taylor Swift and Donald trump would go on the government payroll contracted to perform a stage show a week throughout America and produce an annual holiday TV special.

 

The goal would be to have at least one huge, colossal event every day of the week that government TV stations are not broadcasting THE NEWS as it sees ‘fit to print’. 

 

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2084, perhaps?

 

 Ellipse Honors the Return of WikiLeekZ

But, Fails to Unite Humanity

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It’s so great to see all Americans united together for one singular experience.

There will be almost no one, whether watching communally, or in small groups questioning anyone’s political affiliation nor will there be Trump flags or firearms present.

We’ll all be sensing and experiencing a singular moment of cosmic ‘nature’ causing a deep primordial feeling of wonder and mystery even though, theoretically, we know and perhaps understand the astronomical explanation.

 

This shared common experience should, perhaps, allow everyone to understand our commonality more than our often petty, incomprehensible points of misunderstanding.

 

But, in reality, who am I kidding? In a day or so, we will all again be at each other’s throats whether in America, Ukraine or in Gaza.

 

Sadly, WikiLeekZ IS THE NEWZ and will continue to be so.

 

 

A WikiTorial

WikiLeekZ wonders…Am I an Evil Killer? Aren’t We All? Or…?

Am I really a part of what is generally called ‘Humanity’?

Could I have taken part of the indiscriminate slaughter of Israeli’s and others on October 6th?

Could I have been a pilot releasing bombs and missiles onto innocent Palestinians?  

Could I have been the Hamas official who gave the order to shelter among the Gazan citizenry so as to be ‘protected’ by the lives of children and women?

Could I have been the politician who dictated that Israel cut off supplies of food, water and medicine to suffering ordinary Palestinians?

Could I be among the world leaders bereft of enough intelligence, empathy and humanity and are incapable of solving this decades-long story of death, destruction and hatred?

Sadly, the conclusion is yes, I am one of those who are a part of ‘Humanity’ and the truth is that in reality, this is what ‘Humanity’ is composed of. This is what being a human being means today as well as eons before.

Are you? Aren’t we all! What responsibility do I, do you bear as Human Beings?

 

 

 

A Solution, Finally?

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Why would WikiLeekZ have an answer to the Palestinian/Israeli ‘Problem’. In the best Swiftian manner, here’s a go at it.

It’s a seemingly intractable situation that has only one solution;  InterEverything.

90% intermarriage, 100% Inter-Gration in schools, hospitals, businesses, sports, and even worship services.

After 3 or 4 generations, kids won’t understand what the ‘Big Deal’ was all about and older Inter-Generational folks will have only dim memories of why they fought and died among themselves.

Sure, it seems like a crazy idea, but is that crazier than murdering babies and, in retaliation, killing babies from screaming jets?

For those die-hards who refuse to abide by the solution - and there will be plenty, there are two alternatives:

Put them separately out to pasture-literally. Inter(n) them on farms and ranches that are comfortable and well-guarded and ‘educational’ until they enter their separate versions of heaven. Any infants born on the farm would be taken to the InterGrated society.

Or, if they communally so wish, put them all together in a huge, escape-proof cage - immediately, and let them take out their anger and hatred against each other and be rid of them without allowing them to murder their brothers and sisters outside of the cage.  

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trump depressed and Pissed Off At Hamas

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WikiLeekZ has it on good authority that trump is walking the halls of Mar-a -Lago in the middle of the night and railing at Hamas - shouting to anyone awake that Hamas is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

“I just can’t get a break” , trump frets – “as if the war in Ukraine, the earthquake in Afghanistan (which killed 2000 people), the Baseball Playoffs, McCarthy’s demise, the auto, Kaiser and Hollywood strikes and Taylor Swift wasn’t enough to topple me from the daily news cycle, Hamas had to go and  invade Israel just when my trials and fund raising were peaking”.

So what’s a depressed, fuming former president to do, WikiLeekZ asks? WikiLeekZ’s sources divulge trump’s plan to move the press off of those recent trivial matters. trump has decided that to turn the media’s attention away from Hamas et al and back to critical hourly coverage of trump, he’s going to engage in an illegal action - “the likes of which no one has ever seen”.

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