Tuesday, February 28, 2017

It’s Complicated!

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To a group of Health care Executives a few days ago, Trump claimed that “nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”

WikiLeekZ asks “REALLY”?

In addition, later in the day, Trump also said he was surprised to learn that the Middle East was so complicated, Immigration was so complicated, Science is so complicated and that Some people believe that the Constitution is Important!

Trump also recently discovered that:

The President actually has to know things

The Court system and Legislature are a part of the US Government

The President needs to study, read and learn about boring history, policies and lots of other stuff, Who Knew?

There are a lot of bad dudes in WDC whom I thought were my friends

It’s harder to lie and not get caught when you’re President…but I’m learning how to.

What the President says…or tweets actually matters to some people

Bannon won’t let me wear my red hat

It’s much harder to grab pussy with the Secret Service around all of the time, but not impossible

I’ve discovered that people in WDC are my ‘friends’ because of my power, not my money

Being President of the US is not like being president of my company…Now, I’m supposed to be concerned about others, not just myself and family

I can’t always give Vlad everything he wants without push-back

The President can’t stop FBI or Congressional investigations

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NewZ, But May be Someday.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Where’s Kellyanne?

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 February 22, 2017

WikiLeekZ asks: Has Kellyanne Conway been put in the Witness Protection Program?

Rumors abound among Beltway wags that Kellyanne Conway is now in a Trumpian version of the Witness Protection Program. Some people call it the NPP…the News Protection Program. In this program, Kellyanne’s job description has been altered from Counselor to the President to Fetcher of the Coffee. Her new assignment will allow Americans to become less crazy.

When WikiLeekZ asked the White House for clarification of Conway’s position, Sean Spicer issued the following statement from Trump.

“I value Kellyanne’s unequaled contributions to Make America Great Again. My margin of victory was historic, the best ever and I am the least racist person you know. I said it, Kellyanne said it and it must be true. It’s called Presidential Infallibility!” 

Spicer amplified Trump’s so-called statement by explaining that…

 “The Unfair, Fake News has made it difficult for Kellyanne to appear on some news programs because responses to questions on these Fake News programs are expected to be honest and truthful. The Alternative Facts Universe that Kellyanne inhabits does not allow for such stringent adherence to the Truth. Kellyanne will now be able to spend much needed time with her family.”

“The Trump Administration, through its Alternative Thinking Initiative, is working on a way to ban fair and probing questions by the So-Called Press”... that will not be squelched by the So-Called Courts".

When WikiLeekZ asked Spicer about Trump’s coffee preferences, Spicer replied … “The Infallible President takes his coffee 9/10 cream and 1/10 coffee. No Dark Roast for Him”.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the News...But, May Be Someday.


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Monday, February 20, 2017

A WikiLeekZ Editorial: Which Timothy Leary?

February 11, 2017

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“Turn On, Tune in Drop Out” or “Question Authority”, which slogan by Timothy Leary will we follow in these times?

We, along with our nation, has lived through 3 weeks of the Trump presidency. Doesn’t it seem as if it’s been more like 6 months or 6 years…perhaps the worse 6 months/years of your civic life? Every day, sometimes multiple times a day, the President tweets or says something that is patently false.  Perhaps he has said this exact same thing a number of times; and this statement has been made to be shown wrong or inaccurate by multiple credible sources.  

And, he keeps saying the same thing over and over again. Can you remember one time that a lie by Trump has ever been walked back by him? Has he ever once apologized for lying or misleading, often about important tenets of our democracy?

This leads me to his continuing statements about the dishonest election reporting and how pervasive voter fraud in the 2016 election caused him to lose the popular vote and recently, he has specifically named the state of New Hampshire as having had busloads of 1000’s of people coming in  from Massachusetts to vote Democratic. This is a serious accusation and should be addressed to its correct conclusion.

Trump has said that he would have a massive investigation into national voter fraud causing him to lose the popular vote by millions of votes. Okay, where is the commission? Whom has he delegated to discover the huge fraud? When will the results be known?

We know, don’t we, that this will be another blustering, loud-mouthed bunch of crap just like when with great fanfare, he told the nation that Melania Trump would have a press conference in 2 weeks to tell the world the truth about her early work experience in the US. That was during the campaign and we’re still waiting. Not that we really care about that part of her life…it’s just emblematic of what he says and does. Constantly.

On July 30, 2016, I wrote my Cri de Coeur and addressed this problem more than 5 months ago…
“One of the most difficult things for me to understand was his ability to consistently lie about almost everything and not even seem to care. When he would be questioned about a false statement he made, he’d double and triple down on it and shout louder while belittling the questioner. He said so many false things, made so many false statements that for the average citizen, it was impossible to have a normal life and still find the time it takes to fact-check his statements. It was an unending, cascading waterfall of braggadocio, lies and bullying”.

Nothing has changed except that now he’s President and his words really, really matter… economically, environmentally, health-wise, militarily, internationally and many more ‘ally’s’. What to do?

I recently wrote to a friend, a retired Political Science professor, and said that we are all living in a political science class; PoliSci 2017. We had all better study, question, argue, write, talk, shout, gather, demonstrate and vote. To preserve our democracy, we all have to pass this test on our living and still vital democracy. For, I fear that if we simply “turn on, tune in, drop out”, our 230+ year experiment on this continent may be in peril. 

There was another slogan in the 60’s that is more appropriate now…”Question Authority”! Timothy Leary, where are you now?


                                          Prague, Wensecslas Square, August 1969      Zeny 

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Trump’s #1 draft choice, Kyrie Irving, for his National Science Advisor

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February 19, 2016

WikiLeekZ scoop!

While in Florida, DJT made an important announcement regarding his coterie of advisors. He named Kyrie Irving to the post of National Science Advisor. When asked how he came to this unusual decision, Trump cited a podcast he heard yesterday in which Mr Irving, an All Star basketball player with the Cleveland Cavaliers, stated not only that he “believes the Earth is flat but that "the jury is still out on what dinosaurs actually looked like”. “This is not even a conspiracy theory,” Irving said. “The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat.It’s right in front of our faces. I’m telling you, it’s right in front of our faces. They lie to us.”

Trump went on to say that Irving attended the prestigious Duke University (fact: Played with Duke 2010-2011 season) and “if anyone knows what round is, it’s an NBA player who is in constant contact with a spherical object”.

When asked about the dinosaur statements, Trump opined that this line of reasoning would go over well in the Bible Belt, the Real America.

WikiLeekZ contacted Irving in New Orleans where he is playing in the All Star Game, Irving said that he was honored and that he’d be able to devote a few months after the basketball season to advising the President. 

Irving further noted that he was already hiring a staff including All Star Warrior Draymond Green who echoed Irving’s Flat Earth Theory when he said “I haven’t heard anything Ky said, so I’m not sure what his argument was. But to think about that. They said we’ve got pictures of it being round. But I can take my panoramic camera right now and make this room round. So you can’t tell me a picture makes it round.”


After hearing Green’s response, Trump added Green’s name to the list of possible National Security Advisors; saying that he needed someone with deductive reasoning skills to counter Bannon and Conway.

This is NOT the NEWS...BUT it MAY BE the NEWS SOMETIME

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Friday, February 17, 2017

*"I've been briefed”. 

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A WikiLeekZ Trump Press Conference Report:

February 17, 2017

WikiLeekZ and all of the citizens of the US can now breath a bigly sigh of relief in knowing that Trump has been briefed about the horrors of a nuclear war.

Yesterday, Trump said…"I've been briefed. And I can tell you one thing about a briefing that we're allowed to say, because anybody that ever read the most basic book can say it, nuclear holocaust would be like no other."

Evidentially, the intelligence officers who briefed the man with his finger on the nuclear button has allowed Trump to divulge to the world that a “nuclear holocaust would be like no other”. 

Trump did not, however, disclose to the assembled reporters if he had in fact, read that most basic book earlier or if the briefing officers had recently let him in on such a bigly secret.

Trump also said, and **WikiLeekZ has not determined the veracity of the following statement that, "We're a very powerful nuclear country and so are they,"

Again, Trump astounds WikiLeekZ with his depth of knowledge and understanding of world affairs that he imparts to a citizenry, eager to better understand our dangerous planet.

How long have we waited for such words of wisdom from our leaders?

Thank you, President Trump! You may now return to your chosen line of emphasis and continue bashing the Fake News Press, Hillary, SNL and the American Judicial System.


*"We're a very powerful nuclear country and so are they," Mr Trump said. "I've been briefed. And I can tell you one thing about a briefing that we're allowed to say, because anybody that ever read the most basic book can say it, nuclear holocaust would be like no other."...From Feb. 16 Trump Press Conference
**WikiLeekZ is quite certain that that is a true statement.

Remember, This Is Not The News, Though Some Is True. And, Much Will be Shown To Be True In The Future.

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Thursday, February 16, 2017


RT (Russian TV) Television Signs Mike Flynn to Bigly Contract


February 15, 2017

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WikiLeekZ has learned from an anonymous source within the Kremlin that former 3 Star General Mike Flynn, ousted National Security Advisor, has just signed a lucrative long-term contract with RT Television, the Russian Propaganda Network. Flynn's role will be to co-host a new program...Putin and Trump Make the World Great Again!

At a press conference held in WDC at the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue, just blocks from the White House, a spokeswoman for the American version of RT read the following statement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press, I am pleased to announce that General Mike Flynn has honorably resigned from his prestigious post as NSA in order to fulfill a lifetime ambition which is to co-host a new program on RT Television. General Flynn brings an extraordinary amount of experience and understanding of spy craft and military experience with both the USA and Russia to this propaganda program...Putin & Trump Make the World Great Again!

General Flynn has signed a multi-year contract running into the mid 7 figures and since he'll be spending much time researching in Russia, President Putin has thrown a magnificent Dacha into the deal. A very famous American Reality Program Host, Donald Trump, has signed on as an adviser to the program along with his co-hosting duties with President Putin and others.

You will also be interested in knowing that RT Television has contracted with Geert Wilders, the well-known Dutch right wing nationalist, Jean-Marie LePen, the granddaddy of French Extreme nationalism, Nigel Farage of Brexit fame and former KKK head David Duke. These men will all have segments of the new TV show...PTMWGA!"

The Lineup:
Duke will focus on Hatred of Anyone Not Caucasian and Cross Burning Safety

Wilders forte is slamming Muslims and will lead a seminar on exclusion

Flynn will demonstrate the Nexus of government, military, big business, spy craft, the Rapture and End Times, in easy to be brain-washed sessions.

Putin will lead discussions of how to eliminate opposing journalists, concentrating on poisons

Farage will conduct seminars on how to screw up Britain’s as well as the global economy

Trump will demonstrate the power of Twitter in bashing Rosie, Streep, Baldwin and SNL...he will also take on the dual role of demonstrating...as-he-goes...on how to screw up a government in 4 easy weeks.

LePen will fulminate from his Provençal Villa about both the Jews and Muslims ruining France

Rupert Murdoch, Media Mogul of Sky News and Fox News fame has inked a deal giving him exclusive world-wide distribution rights to all markets outside of the US and Russia. From his London office, Murdoch issued this statement...

“I am very pleased to be able to change the world with the PTMWGA! Programming. I will be able to, through my global media empire, provide access to more than 68% of the population of the world to this Global Movement; and at the same time make piles of money".


St Basil's, Moscow      Zeny

Remember, This Is Not The News, Though Some Is True. And, Much Will be Shown To Be True In The Future.









Saturday, February 11, 2017

WikiLeekZ has learned that Mike Flynn, Trump’s National Security Advisor, will be taking a leave of absence in order to ‘spend more time with his family’.

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In a statement released by Flynn’s office, Flynn stated that he feels it is his patriotic duty to take kids to school, help with school projects and work on his ‘honey do’ list. Flynn further states that “the roof on his home needs attention” and that he “hasn’t mowed the grass for years”.

In the statement, Flynn, a former General, vehemently denied that his departure from the White House is not a result of the Fake News reports or contact that he and/or the Trump presidential campaign had with Russia for the past year. He added that a potential investigation including the *Logan Act by the so-called Senate had anything to do with his exodus. Flynn did mention that his attorney suggested that being away from the glare of the Fake News Media and taking a part time position with Fox News would solve most of the problems.

The statement also reported that Flynn strongly denied that when he had a few conversations with the Russian Ambassador,Sergey Kislyak, and others, that he or the Trump campaign did not use e-mails, text messages, telephone conversations, carrier pigeons or face-to-face meetings to discuss Golden Showers, Crimea, Ukraine, Permits for Trump’s Moscow properties, Sanctions, Snowden, Hacking of the Democratic Party or Flynn’s Russian Television (RT) lucrative contract.

Flynn’s communications simply dealt with local weather conditions, the Kardashians, the World Series and an exchange of Christmas cookie recipes.


When contacted yesterday, Reince Priebus, Sean Spicer and V P Mike Pence (all of whom previously defended Flynn) denied that Flynn was going to be thrown under the bus. 

In the meantime, FBI Director Comey has been tasked with determining the size and color of the bus.

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*The Logan Act (1 Stat. 61318 U.S.C. § 953, enacted January 30, 1799) is a United States federal law that forbids unauthorized citizens from negotiating with foreign governments having a dispute with the U.S. It was intended to prevent the undermining of the government's position.[2] The Act was passed following George Logan's unauthorized negotiations with France in 1798, and was signed into law by President John Adams on January 30, 1799. The Act was last amended in 1994, and violation of the Logan Act is a felony.