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Friday, November 22, 2019

Melania Shops for Impeachment Hearings Trousseau

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Shortly after trump made his declaration that he may testify at the Impeachment Hearings, Melania trump was seen at the Neiman Marcus private show room on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington DC.

Evidently, Melania is getting ready to attend the hearings with her husband dressed in her finest.

According to tailors in the back rooms, Melania Trump spent about 2 hours viewing potential Impeachment Hearings-appropriate dresses.

The tailors related that she had a difficult time choosing between a star spangled red, white and blue outfit with matching red MAGA bolero-style hat and a muted black and white horizontally-stripped pantsuit with a pillbox hat.

According to another seamstress, the First Lady, in the end, decided to take home both outfits and said she would choose between them at the last moment to see how the wind was blowing.

“Please charge the star spangled dress to Donald and send the stripped outfit bill to me personally at this address”, the seamstress overheard Mrs Trump tell the manager.

She also added a silver chain necklace to accessorize.

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One of the Three Amigos Wins Mexican Standoff with Trump & Republicans

Remembers Truth from Falsehood

and Makes November 20th History List

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Historical events occurring on November 20

1194 Palermo, Sicily is Conquered by Emperor Henry VI

1431 First meeting of Order of the Golden Fleece

1616 Bishop Richelieu becomes French Minister of Foreign Affairs and War

1889 Gustav Mahler’s First Symphony is performed

1910 Revolution breaks out in Mexico led by Francisco Madero

1917 Ukrainian Republic declared

2019 Amigo, Gordon Sondland, speaks Truth to Power in UkraineGate Hearings

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Monday, November 18, 2019

Aids look for trump’s mind at Walter Reed Hospital

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In an unannounced visit, Trump was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital ...

White House staff, with the condition of anonymity, said that trump was acting very strangely in the hours before the unexpected trip. The source told WikiLeekZ that the president did not have his usual Big Macs with fries and a Diet Coke for dinner, but instead, requested a Caesar Salad with Kale, organic grilled chicken and an iced green tea, no sugar, please and thank you.

The source went on to recount how trump asked to put Pompeo and Barr on the mornings’ schedule as he wanted to demand that they tell the real truth in an afternoon press conference.

Another source told WikiLeekZ that he saw trump reading a book on American history and wondering out loud if historian John Meacham would dare come to the White House and answer a few questions he had about slavery and the KKK.

And, the same source swore that he saw Stephen Miller huddling with Mike Mulvaney and Mike Pence together with the WH physician and pointing toward the Oval Office where trump was reading while Miller mimicked someone reading a book. Pence was seen putting his finger to his temple and making a circular motion.

What really seemed to cause consternation was that the four were overheard discussing trump’s offer to Pelosi to testify at the House Impeachment Hearings.

They all seemed perplexed and decided to call in Melania, who when she heard the strange goings on, shook her head vigorously in agreement.

The next thing the staff person knew was that the president was led out of the office and into the waiting SUV’s by a Secret Service team bound for the psychiatric department of Walter Reed.

WikiLeekZ can only surmise that his aids, principally Stephen Miller and Pence, thought trump was losing his mind and wanted bring him to his senses.

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Friday, November 15, 2019

All the President’s Cowards

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World’s Greatest Coward of the Week Award

Mike Pompeo has just about 12 hours to cement his position as World’s Greatest-Coward of the Week.

If Pompeo does not come before the press and defend the integrity of his State Department of the United States of America team, he will certainly clinch the much despised, but often awarded title of the WORLD’S GREATEST COWARD of the WEEK AWARD.

Past Coward Award winners include John Kelly, Gary Cohn and last year, a Group Award went to the entire group of Senate Republicans.

In Secretary of State Pompeo’s case, trump and others have trashed long- time State Department officials Kent, Taylor and others prior to and after their testimony on Wednesday. trump, as usual, went one step better and tweeted out insults of the former Ukraine ambassador in real time during today’s testimony of Marie Yovanovitch.

So far this week, and in weeks prior, Pompeo has not uttered one word of support for his professional Foreign Service staff. He’s an especially worthy potential award winner because among other reasons, a leader, to lead, must have the respect and trust of his team.

Pompeo has neither and will soon have another plaque to hang on the wall next to his Westpoint diploma and Harvard University JD diploma.

WikiLeekZ rhetorically asks, WHY? How does the happen? Is the job pompeo has now, which gives him a chance to travel to interesting places and meet interesting people or, the future job he hopes to have...Senator, President or Governor, so important to him that he is now bereft of any moral compass or any ethical foundation he may have once possessed.

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