’let’s boot Doc Marten off the hospital staff’… Joseph Epstein

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The WSJ recently published the first in a series of articles by Joseph Epstein, the eminent cultural commentator and former editor of American Scholar complaining about Dr Jill Biden’s use of the honorific Dr title even though she does have a PhD in Education.

The WSJ has found it necessary, at this time in America, to have Mr Epstein opine about the excessive use of the honorific Dr being used by a non-medical individual, Dr Jill Biden.  Mr Epstein, in his infinite wisdom, takes this subject very seriously and will devote his future columns in WSJ issues to…

Dr Phil

Doc Gooden

Doc Rivers

Dr Laura

Dr Seuss

Doc Holliday

Doc Severinsen

Dr John

Doctor Who

Dr Jerry Buss

Mr Epstein, not a Dr himself, has displayed his incredible finely tuned ear to American culture/humanity by writing in the past “If I had the power to do so, I would wish homosexuality off the face of the earth”.

WikiLeekZ can’t wait to read what Mr. Epstein has to say in his next column entitled…’Let’s boot Doc Marten off the hospital staff’.

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And remember; If you’re ill, call Doc Holliday!

 

trump to Pack Supreme Court

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Just when you thought it was safe to toss the trump presidency into the ashbin of history because trump lost in the Supreme Court last night, trump and his toady, Mitch McConnell,  have hatched a Supreme Court plan B to keep trump in office for at least four more years.

McConnell has all but guaranteed trump that after trump nominates 10 sycophants to become Supreme Court Justices, he will ram the nominations through the Senate. The next day, Texas will mount another Court challenge and the new Justices will rule in favor of the Texas suit 11-8 and toss out the mail-in voting in the 4 states giving trump the Electoral College victory.

McConnell explained there is still time because he rammed through ACB’s nomination in just over one month; ‘plenty of time to destroy democracy in our country”, McConnell opined to trump.

trump agreed and submitted his list of eager candidates…no vetting necessary.

Rudy Giuliani

Ivanka

Jared

TX AG     Ken Paxton

J Pirro Fox News flunky

Sidney Powell   former trump attorney

My pillow guy

Steve King   former crazy Iowa Congressman

Devin Nunez

Eric trump

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trump, a Medieval Church Scholar? What next, the Grand Inquisitor?

 

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The chief judge of the DC District Court has revealed that the Justice Department has spent months investigating a “bribery-for-pardon” scheme. It was an alleged "secret lobbying scheme" and a bribery conspiracy that offered "a substantial political contribution in exchange for a presidential pardon or reprieve of sentence.”

WikiLeekZ believes that trump has reinvented the Medieval Church practice of Indulgences by selling Pardons for Cash. Essentially, it’s a Pay trump and you won’t have to pay the consequences of your sins, GRIFT.

Not only that, but for FREE, he’s considering granting an Indulgence for any sins (read crimes) Ivanka, Eric, Donnie and Jared may have committed. WikiLeekZ guesses that Melania’s past Christmas Decoration Sins are venal, not mortal, and not in need of an Indulgence in the form of a Presidential Pardon.

WikiLeekZ isn’t sure if Giuliani, who has asked for an Indulgence (read presidential pardon), will be paying for his. Of course, trump, being Omnipotent, will be Granting himself an Indulgence (Pardon) before leaving office; all of this done in the finest Medieval Church trump Grift tradition of greed, power, avarice and fear.

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 trump threatens massive DC Red Hat rally January 19-20^th.

According to trump at his Thanksgiving Day news conference - the president-elect can “only enter the White House as President if he can prove that his ridiculous ‘80,000,000 votes’ were not fraudulently or illegally obtained,”

At the same presser, trump announced that he would be holding a massive MAGA rally – ‘you’ve never seen such a rally ‘at RFK Stadium the day before his inauguration.

‘If, because of a Huge Rigged Election Result like Nobody’s Ever Seen before, the Fake News, the Fake Voting Machines and the Fake Courts Falsely continue to name Sleepy Joe as president, I, Donald J trump, as president of the United States, will hold an even bigger rally, much bigger that the one at RFK, at the Lincoln Memorial on the morning of January 20 to protest the Biggest Coup in the History of the World. There’s never been such a coup before’!

Trump continued by saying that who knows what my 100,000,000 enraged, foaming at the mouth, gun-toting Patriotic; trump-loving good ol’ boys will do when I remind them to “stand back and stand by”   

‘Melania, Barron, Eric and Kimberly are selling front row seats to both rallies to the press for $500.00…get your while they’re still available. No checks…cc and cash only’.

 ‘Nero Fiddles While Rome Burns’    ‘trump Golfs While Covid Rages’

Take your pick

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Amazingly today, trump decided to play a round of golf at his Virginia club instead of attending a G20 Leaders side meeting dealing with solving the world-wide Corona virus challenge. This was on the same day that 185,000 Americans contracted the virus.

For centuries to come, trump will be remembered in the history books for one contemptuous phrase that belongs only to him.

Just as history has coined a phrase from Emperor Nero’s reign, trump will be updating ‘Nero Fiddles While Rome Burn’s to-

‘Trump Golfs While Covid Rages’

Take your pick

Of course, WikiLeekZ just figured it out. Trump was too embarrassed to go to a world leader meeting as a LOSER where he can’t threaten and push everyone around as per usual. Perfectly understandable for an American president.

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A Dinner to Die For

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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Friday that lawmakers would continue to vote long distance, citing concerns about the Corona virus — but newly elected members were still set to eat together indoors. The Democrats had planned a lavish Congressional newcomer Orientation dinner in Statuary Hall.

But, by evening, plans for the new member’s event, a potential Covid 19 super spreader, were                     publicly divulged and event was changed to Grab-and-Go.

Just like Gov Newsome’s November dinner at Thomas Keller’s French Laundry, it was To Die For. I can just see Newsome weighing the pros and cons of having a fantastic Four Star dinner against the possibility of dying from (or spreading) the Corona virus. 

Pelosi decided to cancel the dinner because the press and optics would have been bad considering more than one million Americans tested positive for Covid 19 just this past week. It’s not clear to WikiLeekZ how many newly elected Democrats decided to pick up their dinners and risked having a photo taken to remind everyone of the “Do as I say, not as I do” crowd.

In all fairness, WikiLeekZ has yet to see what the Republicans will be doing abut their newbie dinner.

At least Newsome apologized and Pelosi cancelled. Not like the California officials who attended a meeting in Hawaii that was held despite a ban on large meetings in Hawaii.

“Rank Hath its Privileges”

“Might is Right”

“Do as I Say, Not as I Do” 

 but Always   “Question Authority”

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TIME’S UP...trump. TIME’S UP. McConnell

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TIME’S UP for tens of thousands of Americans who have already died needlessly from Covid 19

TIME’S UP Republican Senators because we have more than 250,000 DEATHS in the US

TIME’S UP Pence. You haven’t even had a Corona Virus Task Force meeting in weeks

TIME’S UP for you 70 million who voted for trump to look deep into your souls and speak out against trump and the present course of Republican dangerous inactivity and deceit. Do you remember, just a few weeks ago, your der Leader said with a sneer ”Covid, Covid, Covid, you won’t hear anything about it after November 3rd”. TIME’S UP for all of that crap!

TIME’S UP trump Cabinet. Invoke the 29th Amendment to save real American lives because trump has shown himself to be uniquely UNQUALIFIED and INCAPABLE of dealing with Covid 19

TIME’S UP. There are now more than 10 million cases of the Corona virus

TIME’S UP because soon the United States will have become the victims of the biggest natural disaster in history. The US is witnessing the greatest human disaster in its history!

TIME’S UP for all of us because soon all of our TIME will.be UP

HELLO? Is anyone listening?

HELLO? Does anyone see the disaster befalling us?

Are any trump sycophants listening? Do any trump Republicans care?

IT’S TIME for trump to crawl out from under his desk in the bunker and hand Biden the keys

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