Tuesday, August 24, 2021

 

“All hope abandon ye who enter here.”-Dante

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Dante re-emerges to rewrite The Inferno to include infamous individuals of the American 21nd Century

Dante Alighieri, who ostensibly died in Ravello in 1321, has incredibly re-emerged to put quill to parchment. Dante, in his divine manner, has chosen to unambiguously include the names of Gov DeSantis, Gov Abbott, Hannity, Ingraham, Tucker Carlson and others in Circles 8 and 9 of The Inferno for their sins of fraud and treachery.

In a nationally televised interview conducted by Walter Cronkite and watched by thousands of literary students, Mr Alighieri explained that he was exhausted from rolling over in his grave as he perceived numerous acts of treachery exhibited by De Santis, Abbott et al as they condemned mask and Covid vaccine mandates even while thousands of their citizens were needlessly dying from Covid 19. “And I know about the Plague” stated Mr Alighieri.  

Mr Alighieri explained that since Guttenberg was no longer in business, he prevailed upon Harper-Collins to publish his revised copy of The Inferno, which should be completed any century now and go on sale at your local pharmacy.

“And that’s the way it is”

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

Saturday, August 21, 2021

 

Trump Throws in the Towel

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In what was thought to be a brilliant PR  move,  the campaign staff of the loser of the 2020 presidential election convinced trump that he personally should bring aid to earthquake- ravaged Haiti in an effort to further burnish his already stellar humanitarian image.

The plan was to have trump fly to Santo Domingo, in the Dominican Republic and board a helicopter filled with humanitarian supplies to distribute to the hungry and thirsty Haitians. After the mission was completed, trump would return to Florida and land at the Miami airport amid cheers from his huge, adoring red-hatted fans.

 

Trump’s communications shop alerted local TV stations which made sure that crews were in place on the ground in Haiti near a sufficiently damaged building as a background.

 

As the copter was descending, trump noticed that the people looked ragged and dirty - which one would expect after a week without food, water or a home.

 

“I ain’t going down there and be near those filthy, dark people-are you kidding me? trump bellowed.

 

He then ordered the chopper door opened and begin throwing packaged paper towels out the door with a childish glee.

 

“Keep circling the crowd” he demanded above the roar of the blades. “They love me, they’re waving at me” he shouted as he tossed a whole 4 pack out.

 

In actual fact, some were giving him the finger while others attended to their friends who were lying on the ground writhing in pain after being struck by those missiles launched by the great benefactor.

 

trump couldn’t wait to get back to civilization and a TV to see what a hit he was with those dirty, dark people in that shithole country.

 

For some reason, calls have not been returned to WikiLeekZ asking for comment on trump’s humanitarian mission.

 

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

Saturday, August 14, 2021

 

WikiLeekZ asks…What’s worse?     Trump’s - 0  or  Obama’s  - 200+

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No one showed up at Former President Donald trump’s Reinstatement Ceremony on Friday the 13th and that’s a good thing… No mass Covid 19 spread. trump and the My Pillow Guy positioned the lack of Presidential Reinstatement as a humanitarian, patriotic gesture in the face of the rapidly spreading Delta variant.

That’s a Good Thing. WikiLeekZ says “Okay, Whatever”.

Obama made his position clear by stating that because of the Delta virus raging throughout the country, he would downgrade his mammoth 60th birthday party and invite only family and close friends.

WikiLeekZ says “okay, so far so good”.

HOWEVER

Former President Barack Obama held his very own  Covid 19 Super-Spreader in the same state…Massachusetts, that made headlines last month for a Covid  19 Super-Spreader in Provincetown, MA.

Yes, he downgraded the party from 500…and that’s a good thing

BUT there were 200 invited guests and when you add staff including…cleaning, catering, planners, entertainment, parking, wait staff, security, bartender’s et al, that’s a pretty big number. At least 300+.  That’s a lot of people gathered together for many hours dancing, singing, drinking and hugging and almost everyone forgot their masks!

THAT’S A BAD THING!

If trump had had such a party or actually held a large Reinstatement Ceremony, the media would have mercilessly excoriated him as an uncaring, dangerous, faux aristocratic ‘Let Them Eat Cake’ Former President.

Well, Former President Obama, if the shoe fits. Any way you slice that cake, it’s not only a BAD LOOK, WRONG and DANGEROUS but demonstrates a great lack of empathy and understanding of the nation’s terrible plight at a critical juncture in the battle with a devastating disease.

SHAME ON YOU! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? YOU DON’T GET TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

Saturday, August 7, 2021

 

WikiLeekZ Unmasks Florida Governor as the Manchurian Covidian Candidate

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has recommended universal masking in all schools, saying it is among the best strategies available to mitigate spread of the corona virus. But Florida has banned their school districts from imposing requirements.

Yesterday, with 74 cases per 100K, Florida trails only Arkansas and has posted a 144% increase in the last week.

Governor Ron DeSantis is a candidate for a second term as governor of Florida and a likely candidate for the presidency in 2024.

However, contrary to all intelligent, rational thought, Manchurian Covidian Candidate, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), has threatened to withhold funding from districts that don’t comply with the anti-mask mandate and argues that masks should be a personal choice.

The Manchurian Covidian Candidate, DeSantis, has fully ruled out another lockdown in the state, decried any kind of vaccine passport program and lambasted state jurisdictions that are starting to tell vaccinated people to continue to wear masks.

WikiLeekZ asks, which country, person or company has brainwashed DeSantis to the point where his policies threaten the lives of Floridians of all ages? What was the key to awaken his perfidy in Florida?

WikiLeekZ wonders out loud if Russia might have gotten to DeSantis and brainwashed him into making it dangerous for all Floridians in the time of Covid.

“How DeSantis got his swamp drained by Igor, Lev, and Russian cash”-Palm Beach Post

‘At the time, DeSantis, an office-seeking acolyte of President Donald Trump— was a natural target for Kremlin cash. He received a cash infusion of $50,000 from Lev and Igor which he eventually returned after the scheme was blown open.’

If not Russia, then who or what could have turned an American governor into an automaton who willfully is endangering the lives of Americans - including school children?

WikiLeekZ wants to know. American needs to know.

Are there other Manchurian Covidian Candidates roaming freely across the land?

Could a Manchurian Covidian Candidate become President of the United States?

 

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

 

 

Thursday, August 5, 2021

 

WikiLeekZ meets the Twilight Zone

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*“You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

A scouting party of a deadly virus from an unknown source descended upon the earth in late 2019. Some called it the Corona virus, others Covid. Many scoffed and went about their lives as if nothing had happened; some leaders sneered and tried to ‘happy talk’ it away.

The virus sent its tentacles spreading all over the globe, probing for weaknesses and attacking the inhabitants of our planet. When, after a year, defenses were mounted in the form of shots and jabs offering the possibility of eradicating the now numerous scouting parties turned killing machines, Covid summoned up an arsenal of, as yet unheard of, weapons in the hand to hand combat.

First it was the UK variant, then the South African variant and later, realizing more firepower was needed, Covid unleashed the Delta variant. Despite multiple warnings from authorities to its citizens to arm themselves with masks and vaccines, almost half the US population did not heed the warnings.  The Delta variant attacked unarmored earthlings with a vengeance not seen since the Dark Days of refrigerated truck morgues in NYC and funeral pyres in Calcutta choking people with the stench of burning flesh.

Despite these macabre scenes and real-life agony in Red States such as Missouri, Florida and Texas, smug, insatiable, power-hungry officials with Beelzebub-like ignorance did all in their power to accommodate and assist the Delta Force virus in their mass slaughter. They ordered that mask-wearing, the first line of resistance against Delta and its cohorts, not be mandated and that gatherings, small and large-indoors and outside continue as if there were not a care in the world.

Covid and its mutants wondered if this was some kind of a clever trick, a ruse or a trap to defeat them…never imagining that this ‘cleverness’ was simply arrogance and ignorance. This arrogance, Covid soon realized, would certainly result in their ability to sustain the attack and continue spreading their death and destruction throughout the land and give them time for the most important weapons in their arsenal to arrive in a landing party composed of variants a thousand times more powerful; variants which would blast their way through any current defenses Pfizer and Moderna could possibly mount.

After years of waging battles to make the ignorant understand and listen to science and millions upon millions of earthlings killed, Covid seemed to finally be defeated by the surviving medical labs and research facilities and the developed vaccines people willingly took.

Not all of the ignorant leaders succumbed.

**“He's alive so long as these evils exist. Remember that when he comes to your town. Remember it when you hear his voice speaking out through others.”

WikiLeekZ is not the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

*The Twilight Zone Opening Words

** The Twilight Zone Ending Words

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, August 4, 2021

 

IN HIS PRESENT STATE OF MIND, tRUMP IS STILL PRESIDENT

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Trump’s Pretend Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, recently let slip that trump has a ‘shadow cabinet’. WikiLeekZ calls it trump’s ‘Cabinet of Curiosities’ because WikiLeekZ believes that its All Star members include such luminaries as the My Pillow Guy, Steven Miller, Joe Arpaio, the Buffalo Guy,  Paul Manafort, Eric Trump, Mike Flynn, Sean Hannity, Marjorie Taylor Green, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Ivanka Trump and Jim Jordan.

In a telephone interview with WikiLeekZ, Meadows insisted that Trump is “a president who is fully engaged, very focused and who stays focused on his task,”

In an interview with Newsmax, Meadows asserted the he has met with former President Donald Trump and “Cabinet members” about plans to “move forward in a real way,”

This is what WikiLeekZ has concluded. In trump’s mind, trump was not only victorious in the Red States which everyone acknowledges, but he also posted victories in the following states which trump insists gave him an overwhelming, unprecedented, landslide win in the 2020 presidential election.

In trump’s current ‘State of Mind’, he was the winner in the following States: The State of Disrepair; the State of Anxiety; the State of Decay and the State of Shock which led to his State of Arousal and State of Confusion.   

He definitely didn’t earn the State of Grace or Head of State!

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

 

 

 

 

Friday, July 30, 2021

 

2021 Running of the Bulls cancelled in Pamplona

 

My Week in Pamplona

 

 

For the second year in a row, Pamplona has cancelled the Festival of San Fermin. What follows is a recounting of my experience at the festival fifty years ago.

 

For years, going to Pamplona and photographing the Running of the Bulls had been on my ‘need to experience’ list. In the late 1960’s I decided not only to go but to film it with my new Bolex 16mm movie camera. To accompany the camera,

I bought a Uher portable tape recorder on the advice of a friend, the whiz sound technician, Bruce Kirby with the intention of making a film about bull-fighting; its barbarity and why it should stop.

 

As with so many other things, one changes their conceptions as one actually learns about the subject. I changed my opinion as I became somewhat immersed and conversant in the bull fighting culture and traditions during that week in Pamplona. 

 

The great, well-known  Toreros - Antonio Ordonez, Paco Camino, El Cordobés and perhaps Curro Romero were some I remember being on the afternoon cards. When I arrived in Pamplona, I knew nothing about bull fighting but I did learn some things in attending 5-6 bull fights. The extent of my knowledge was to try to get seats in the sombra, or at least sol y sombra.  However, I learned the most from talking with aficionados from all over the world while sitting in the cafes, bars and restaurants that week.

 

Those were magical days for me. We sat at tables, altogether; mainly young people, mostly men from England, Sweden, America and of course, a few from Spain. After a few days, we were regulars and I was recognized loaded down with my ubiquitous equipment. Because of the equipment, I think I might have had a caché that was entirely unearned, but I took advantage of it and conducted many recorded interviews while at a cafe drinking wine.

 

Everyone seemed drunk most of the time; especially the Scandinavians. Later that summer, when we went to Sweden to visit people met in Pamplona, I could understand the allure of Pamplona to the Swedes… music, bulls, hot sun and cheap wine and food. Luckily for me, they all spoke English and I could talk, interview and learn about Spain and bull fighting history and its traditions.

 

I did speak enough Spanish so that I could interview some Spaniards in a simple way and everyone seemed interested in explaining the importance that the Corrida has played in the life of the Spanish for many years. No one suggested a change. No one wanted the bull fights to stop. Every one of the Spaniards was serious and grave when describing its significance. I began the interviews opposed to the whole bull fighting culture but I gradually changed my opinion as I came to realize that I was not a part of the culture and had little right to criticize

 

There was a Hemingway impersonator; he was tall with a white beard, a tan fisherman's vest, white shirt and khaki pants making all of the cafe rounds, always in public and even signing autographs! 

 

The bulls for the days' Corrida were held in a pen at the foot of the narrow street down by the river.  The narrow, cobbled street began at a low point by the river and was inclined upward leading to the bullring. I had to find my spot to stand early in the morning because the cannon was shot off announcing the start of the Encierro (Running of the Bulls) at 7 in the morning. 

 

I always tried to find a spot in a doorway that was recessed about a foot in order to have some protection from the bulls raging by. The problem with the doorway idea, I heard later from some Swedes, was that if the bull stopped in front of you, you were trapped and unable to escape. Luckily, that didn't happen but I did see an occasional young man get gored or bashed by a bull while he stood helplessly standing in a doorway.

 

The Festival of San Fermin lasted seven days and each day began to take on a familiar rhythm. Wake up early and find a spot along the street, wait in the early coolness for the canon boom and then I could hear faint shouts near the holding pen as the runners saw and began to run ahead of and with the bulls. My heart started pounding a minute later as the rumbling of hooves on cobblestones, shouts and terrified screams got louder...so loud that I couldn't hear or feel my pounding heart any longer.

 

On the first morning I was starting to think that this was the stupidest thing I'd ever done. I was opening myself up to being gored in the doorway or chased by a bull while I carried my precious camera and tape recorder. I had no idea of what to do, how to avoid a charging 1000 pound frightened animal with razor-sharp horns striking out at anything that was in his path.

 

As the days passed and after talking with many Encierro 'pros' from northern European countries, I began to get an idea of what to do in various bull vs man scenarios. If you fall, lie still on the ground and cover your head and neck with your hands and arms and stay down, if a bull breaks from the pack, watch out, he's dangerous! Sometimes there's a straggler and watch out for that one too. All of these warnings and more probably were of little use to me with all of the equipment I had with me anyway.

After the six bulls (plus there were a couple of oxen with bells) passed, it was generally safe to start walking to the arena...just watch out for a bull that has turned around and is deciding which of us to attack.

 

The arena was filled with people in the stands and the runners, in their white pants, shirts and red sashes, were all in a big mash up with the confused and frightened bulls at the narrow entrance. I was in the stands for one run and could see that the entrance was all clogged up with red and white clothed bodies many of whom were piled up on the ground as bulls leaped or ran over them.

 

After the Encierro, it was time for a coffee and roll at a cafe and lots of talk about the mornings' events. In the morning, after the Encierro, it was easy to meet and talk with people from all over Europe because there was a commonality, a kinship of just having been through an epic event. For some, who ran just in front of or touched the bulls, it was very possibly a transformative event.

 

I was eager to hear all of the dope I could on where to stand, the customs and history, methods of running as well as where to get the best Paella and wine. For me, I went around photographing, then lunch and a siesta before the bullfights in the evening. I even picked out my favorite bull of the week. His name was Pensativo (Thoughtful) and I was sad to think as I watched him in the bullring meet his death, that if I were to eat Estufado de Toros for dinner that week, it may be that Pensativo is on my plate!

 

Before the Corrida began, everyone would gather in the bars and cafes and talk about the bulls and matadors on the card that day. We talked about all sorts of things such as the breeds, the owners, bloodlines, weights and tendencies of the bull’s movements. We also discussed and debated the matadors' abilities mostly by people much more knowledgeable than me.

 

After good talk, some drinks and tapas we walked over to the arena with tickets and cameras. Six fights later and it was time to have dinner. We found a restaurant, the Maitena the first night and thought the Paella was so good, the atmosphere and ambience so perfect that we found our way back for 3-4 more dinners.

 

When we finally left Pamplona for our next destination with a back pack full of 16mm color film and reels of recordings which I carried around Europe for three months, little did I know that after returning to Ranch Mirage, a ‘Hundred Year’ flood would destroy it all + my camera a short time after returning home.

así es la vida