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January 18, 2019
Purloined copy of Trump’s Inauguration Speech
(rough working draft):
WikiLeekZ has surreptitiously obtained
a copy of the major points of the first working draft of Trump’s upcoming
Inaugural Speech. Again, our ‘reporter’ in the guise of a cleaning person in
Trump Tower found this carbon copy in the waste basket after office hours.
In reviewing the draft, it occurred to
WikiLeekZ that Trump and Melania’s speech writer, Meredith McIver, have lifted famous, well-known
passages from inaugural speeches of a number of past presidents as a basis of
his speech. Original presidential passages are in Italics. Trump’s plagiarized versions follow.
Draft………..
"This great nation will endure as it has
endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm
belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself." – Franklin D. Roosevelt, March 4, 1933.
"This great nation will endure as
it has endured, will revive and will prosper and I’ll Make America Great Again. So, first of all, let me assert my
firm belief that the only things I have
to fear are: Alec Baldwin; Meryl Streep; the CIA, NSA & FBI; satirical
writings, Bruce Springsteen, CNN & MSNBC, outtakes of the Apprentice,
recordings from the Moscow Ritz Carlton and Rosie O’Donnell. Losers All.
Overrated and in the cases of the TV stations, very low in ratings. Sad. So
Sad.
****
"With malice toward none, with charity
for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us
strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s
wounds." –
Abraham Lincoln, March 4, 1865.
“With malice toward those who opposed me, with harsh immigration vetting for all Muslims and
Mexicans, vacillating between evil and bad, as God has given me the droit des rois, let us strive on
to finish off my enemies and to wound our opponents”
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"My fellow Americans: Ask not what your
country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. My fellow
citizens of the world: Ask not what America will do for you, but what together
we can do for the freedom of man." John F Kennedy
My
subject angry white, out of work voters: Ask not what I can do for you-ask what
you can do for me. My fellow
nationalist citizens of Russia, Great Britain, France, Italy, Belgium, Holland
and others: Ask not what I can do for you, but what, together, you can do for
Ivanka, Barron, Eric and Don Jr.”
****
"In this present crisis,
government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.” – Ronald Reagan, Jan. 20, 1981.
"In
this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; I am the Final solution”.
****
“There is nothing wrong with
America that cannot be cured by what is right with America."– Bill Clinton, Jan. 20, 1993.
“There is nothing wrong with America that
cannot be cured by that which only I
can fix when I get into power in America."
****
“But
every difference of opinion is not a difference of principle. We have called by
different names brethren of the same principle. We are all Republicans, we are
all Federalists.” THOMAS JEFFERSON, 1801
“But every difference of opinion
is certainly a difference in understanding of my unique principles. We have called by different names brethren of
the same principle. We are all citizens some are Trumpians the rest are the Others,
and surely, we are not all equal citizens
****
“Justice
requires us to remember that when any citizen denies his fellow, saying, ‘His
color is not mine,’ or ‘His beliefs are strange and different,’ in that moment
he betrays America, though his forebears created this nation.” LYNDON B. JOHNSON, 1965
“I, Donald J Trump,
henceforth require all to remember that when any citizen denies his fellow,
saying, ‘His color is not mine,’ or ‘His beliefs are strange and different,’ in
that moment he proclaims his true love of America, because everyone knows that
his white male forebears created this nation.”
****
“So it
is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of democratic
movements and institutions in every nation and culture, with the ultimate goal of
ending tyranny in our world.”. GEORGE W. BUSH, 2005“So it is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of nationalistic, atavistic movements and institutions in every nation and culture, with the ultimate goal of ending freedom and democracy in our world”.
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“Our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.” BARACK OBAMA, 2009
“Our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely just begun. You won’t believe what I have in store for you. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin the work of remaking America in the image of Trump, Breitbart, WorldNetDaily, V Putin, Nigel LaFarge and Marie Le Pen.”
****
“My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over”. Gerald
Ford 1974,
on succeeding the disgraced Richard Nixon
“My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is just
beginning. You ain’t seen nothing yet”.
Zeny
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