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March 15, 2017

A few days ago, WikiLeekZ received this note from former college roommate and eminent Political Science Professor Emeritus, Michael Kraft of the University of Wisconsin, Green Bay.

If you missed the article in your local paper, you’ll want to read Mike’s take on the Trump Administration and the Paris Agreement.

His note to me follows…

“The Tribune News Service just distributed the latest editorial they asked me to write, this one on the Trump administration and the Paris Agreement. The Sacramento Bee already published it, and more are expected this weekend and over the next week”.      http://www.sacbee.com/opinion/article137371998.html

Cheers,

Zeny

New Health Care Proposal in Congress

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March 13, 2017

Today, after reading the CBO report stating that millions of Americans would lose their medical insurance...were the present TrumpCare Bill to pass, the House Democrats sent a new bill to committee.

This Bill, The Congressional Medical Fairness Act, would mandate that any Congress Man or Women who voted to decrease the number of Americans receiving health care...the current TrumpCare Bill, would automatically lose their amazing government health care plan. In addition, the Congressional Medical Fairness Act would cover all White House Staff, including the President and all those  appointed by President Trump including Cabinet Officials and other hangers on. 

The individuals and their extended families losing their gold plated medical coverage would be forced to join in the Ryan/TrumpCare program if they wish to receive any medical health care plan. 

Alternately, they are welcome to stand in line at a nearby hospital ER.

When asked about the possibility of passage, the Republican Freedom Caucus spokesman replied that passage is assured if the Dems all vote in unison.

WikiLeekZ has received a reply from the White House and the Congressional Republicans as to their plans. They replied that they have devised a Revolutionary Plan they call Universal Health Care. They are set to reveal their plans as soon as they receive the working drafts from the French and Canadian National Health Care Services.  

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Congress Declares that Trump is to be (partially) Barred from Crazy Tweets

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March 7, 2017

A congressional WikiLeekZ source has discovered a Bill with bi-partisan support in both the House and the Senate. So far, there are 97 Senate co-sponsors and 412 co-sponsors in the House of Representatives. Rarely has there been such unanimity in both houses of Congress and after only 18 hours since it was written and introduced. The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee and the Senate Rules and Reform Committee both brought the Bill out of committee with unanimous votes and without discussion.

The Bill is titled Give Americans a Break! and reads:

Whereas the Citizens of the United States of America, in order to get much needed sleep, be more productive and reduce their anxiety and growing dependency upon Valium and Aspirin, the Give America a Break! Bill Hereby declares that the current President of the United States, Donald J Trump, shall, upon passage of this Bill, refrain from using Twitter for any 4 days of his choosing each and every week Henceforth.

Furthermore, A Special Investigatory Committee composed of eminent scientists, psychologists and sleep experts will monitor the Mental Health of the Nation each week and if improvement is not scientifically evident, One More Day per Week will be added to the No-Tweet Period until the Mental Health of the Nation is Stabilized.  

The Give America a Break Bill! will expire at the end of His term.

WiKiLeekZ reminds its readers that with such overwhelming congressional support, a Veto by Trump will be ineffective

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Trump accomplishes HIS Goal

March 6, 2017

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Based on a possible upcoming Press Release by Kellyanne Conway, WikiLeekZ is pondering the fact that Trump has accomplished his Goal.

Potential, possible White House Press Release:

From: Kellyanne Conway

President Trump has accomplished his goal of turning His Presidency into the most watched, read and talked about soap opera cum Reality TV show in history. Nothing like this has ever happened before in American History or World History. Donald J Trump has generated Amazingly Huge amounts of print, TV/Radio coverage and social media buzz. President Trump has become THE contemporary social/print media and TV genius of OUR TIME.

In addition, The Genius Businessman-turned TV Star-turned President is in the process of negotiating an Amazing contract with RT (Russian Television) for the Russian Media Rights to his Life Story up to the age of ten with a possible extension covering HIS years 11 through 20. Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation is negotiating for RT.

According to Breitbart News, this Unprecedented amount of Media coverage has catapulted Trump into being the Biggest Media Personality in the World Today.

Kellyanne Conway#################### End of Release

WikiLeekZ has determined that:     the Terms of the RT Contract are not fully known but it is believed that because Putin, a shrewd negotiator, possesses  a certain as-yet- to be seen video of Trump in Moscow; Trump is expected to receive a 5 kilogram tin of Beluga Caviar, a 4 Kilogram tin of Homemade Borscht and an assortment of Zakuski as compensation.

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Will Trump Invade Central Kamelistan?

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March 5, 2017

A Breaking WikiLeekZ Scoop:    WikiLeekZ has obtained a copy of a Yet-to-be Released  Press Release from The Office of the Ruler of Central Kamelistan.

The Press Release, to be released at the  appropriate time, follows …

From the Central Kamelistan Propaganda Ministry… US President  Donald Trump, Steve Bannon and Mike Flynn, in concert with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin and Dmitri Medvedev, have sent into Central Kamelistan, an undetermined number of Police Corps individuals in green uniforms to quell a small reactionary uprising.  These Police Corps individuals, lightly armed and accompanied by tanks, missiles and fighter planes were requested to come into Central Kamelistan in order to assist with crowd control in the capital city of Arabesque. The Central Kamelistan Ruler has a cold and is unable to make a statement or be shown to the public at this time.                                                                                                                                                                                             

WikiLeekZ has also obtained a copy of a possible joint statement by Putin and Trump.:

We are simply coming to the aid of a great and good Oil Producing country in a time of crisis…at the request of Central Kamelistan’s government. We expect to be greeted in the streets by the populace with flowers and candy and to bring our brave men and women home very soon.

Trump simultaneously tweeted that:… this Operation will be known as the Greatest Engagement in the History of the World and Songs and Poems will be Written about Me for Years to come.

Despite WikiLeekZ amazing contacts, WikiLeekZ has been unable to find Any One in the US Government, Intelligence Community, Military or Foreign Service with knowledge of this ‘Operation’.

Our WikiLeekZ Washington DC Correspondent has posited the idea that this potential event may be a joint venture by Trump and Putin to cause a diversion from the current Trump-Russia Investigations. 

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Trump Asks God for a Mulligan…

March 3, 2017

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WikiLeekZ has learned from an Inside Source that in an early morning Tweet, President Trump asked his God for a Mulligan…and got a reply from his God

"So, Donald, I understand you want a Mulligan, a ‘do over’. Okay, I’ll grant you one Mulligan. What do you wish you’d done differently and would like to change? Is it that you wished you'd..."

Not played around as much as a youth?

Not acted like a jerk to all of those women?

Been less egotistic, narcissist and self-absorbed?

Been somewhat more careful in your business dealings?

Spent more time with your kids?

Not made those accusations about President Obama and Kenya?

Started seriously studying when you became a candidate?

Been kinder and less abrasive to your political opponents?

Not constantly lied to the American people during the campaign?

Chosen someone other than Steve Bannon?

Or do you have another request from the many more possibilities?

In response Trump Tweeted back to his God…

Hi God,

No, I’m okay with all of that and more. I just want to know if you’d change places with me? Being President is very hard work!

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Angry Trump Supporters Vent about Trump’s Speech

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March 1, 2017

Shortly after Trump’s speech last night, WikiLeekZ interviewed Clem and Dorothy Jones from Tennessee, (who declined to give their middle names for this interview). Dorothy was the most vociferous and complained that Trump did not even promise to ‘Lock Her Up’ nor did he ask the crowd to chant ‘Mexico Will Pay For It’ when he mentioned the Big Wall. 

It took Clem a while to get going but when he did, he lambasted Trump for not calling out the Fake News Leaders, the NYT and CNN or go after SNL, the Bad Dudes and Meryl Streep as the root causes of Clem losing his coal mining job.

Both of the Jones's allowed that his mention of War, Carnage and Crime reminded them of the Trump they voted for although, they said, he didn’t mention God nearly enough and “we certainly don’t want no Terrorist Beachhead in Tennessee”. 

Clem gave Trump high marks for blaming Obama for that trillion dollar debt Trump said he inherited even though Dorothy reminded him that it was because of the Bush presidency financial meltdown and money needed to save banks and such. “It don’t matter”, replied Clem, ”Obama isn’t American anyway…Trump proved it”.

“Don’t worry”, Dorothy told WikiLeekZ, “Trump will be the Great Man we voted for in another Day or Two”.

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