Trump to donate to Texas

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Trump arrived in Corpus Christi wearing the white “45/USA” hat that’s available for $40 on his own website,  shop.donaldjtrump.com. This marks the third time in four days that the president has worn on-sale campaign merchandise during events related to Harvey, including two previous meetings for which the White House released photographs.  Jamie Feldman,  Huffpost

In a Press Statement, the White House declared that...

Trump to donate 10% of sales total from sale of his hat to his Foundation. The 10% will be used to purchase Trump Water and shipped to Houston on Trump Trucks at a 10% discount…all to be billed to FEMA.

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In Texas, today, Trump intends to prove Fake Climate Scientists wrong

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In a statement released at midnight, climate change deniers, Donald Trump and Texas Governor Abbott declared that in their opinions, all of the climate scientists predicting unprecedented flooding in the Houston area are spreading Fake News meant to destroy the American economy.

In 2015, Gov. Abbott joined 15 other governors in rejecting the conclusion of 97 percent of climate scientists: that climate change is real and caused by human activities and, despite 60 federal disaster declarations in Texas since 2011, Gov. Abbott has continually questioned the science of climate change.

Trump plans to tour south Texas with Abbott on Tuesday to prove once and for all that 97% of climate scientists are pushing Fake Science to the Fake News outlets such as NYT and CNN.

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Trump Keeps His Drain the Swamp Promise

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Today, Trump made big strides in draining the Washington Swamp. 

Sebastian Gorka is gone from the White House joining recently fired Steve Bannon and disgraced Mike Flynn who began the sewerage removal project. 

To throw some red meat to his Nazi pals, he also pardoned Joe Arpaio today in a move to test out America’s stomach for pardons sure to come.

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Trump channells his best Dr Henry Jekyll and the evil Edward Hyde.

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Last night in Phoenix, Trump continued his recent presentations of head-scratching schizophrenic performances.

In his first act after Charlottesville he played both Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, after which he sent out a White House statement of a moderated Dr Jekyll.

In his follow-up infrastructure news conference, Trump reverted to a full-on rendition of the evil Mr Hyde. On the heels of that debacle, he made a statement worthy of a somewhat moderated Dr Jeykll.

And in Phoenix last night, that act was followed by an enthusiastically received, over the top, Mr Hyde bravura recitation. After that ‘Triumph of the Will’-like fever-pitched take down of the news media, Dr Jekyll came out of nowhere to further confuse America.

The question WikiLeekZ poses to our country is: Is Trump playing Good Cop/Bad Cop; channeling Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde or is Trump simply a narcissistic, nut case schizophrenic that needs help right now before he blows up the planet?

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Donald Trump and EPA chief deny existence of So-Called Eclipse.

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The EPA this morning, issued a press release stating that the so-called Eclipse, scheduled to take place across the USA later today is a Hoax.  Pruitt, in the release stated “the much publicized so-called eclipse is simply a Fake News story concocted by the left wing press, so-called climate scientists and ‘Lyin’ Hillary”.

To prove the point, Pruitt cited the president, who told Pruitt that “I heard from a lot of people and saw on Fox News that the whole ‘eclipse thing’ is a distraction to take away from my great election victory when I received more votes than anyone in history”.

To prove their point, Trump and Pruitt will meet on the White House South lawn and stare at the sun.

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Trump rejected General Kelly’s plea that he enlist Ananya Vinay, 12, of Fresno, Calif., the 2017 National Spelling Bee champion to proof read his Tweets.

In his Aug. 19th Tweet, Trump tweeted:

“Our great country has been divided for decade, but it will come together again. Sometimes protest is needed in order to heel, and heel we will!”

Trump told the General that he meant to write Heel and if our great country doesn’t Heel, he’ll “call out the National Guard”.

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Great Girther

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Nuclear power chief plots for regime change of crazy leader....

The Leader of one of the nine nuclear powers is studying options to effect a regime change in a nuclear power country which has a leader he deem a dangerous man who his hand on the nuclear trigger.

WikiLeekZ has learned the Kim Jung Un has completed plans to remove the dangerous and unpredictable Donald Trump from his seat of power.

Kim has cleverly deduced that if he can induce Trump to continue eating junk food and keep on gaining weight, as Trump has the past 6 months, he will soon pass away of natural causes.

His ingenious plan is to overtly challenge Trump to a weight-gaining contest in an effort to become the World's Greatest Girther. The winner will be declared THE GREAT GIRTHER MAN and will be entitled to free meals...all you can eat, at any fast food joint in the USA or N Korea.

Burger King, McDonald's and KFC, among others, have agreed to sponsor the contest guaranteeing them that Kim will not rain nuclear fire down upon their restaurants.

In a poll recently conducted by WikiLeekZ, 79.2% of US citizens and 98.54% of those polled in N Korea are hoping for a photo finish.

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