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Fat Cats rip Page from Democratic Playbook

Because of trump’s ultra-disastrous debate performance, Fat Cat republicans such as Miriam Adelson, Timothy Mellon, Charles Koch and others are plotting to ease trump from the Presidential race.

They, and other Republican Big Wigs, learning from the recent Democratic change in candidates, know they need other players to win the presidency and save trumpian values; trump is too old, too tired, presents nothing new and doesn’t laugh.

Instead they ‘re considering Elon Musk and Linda McMahon, two top trump donors, to lead the 2025 Project team to victory.

They’re currently looking for ‘their George Clooney’ to break the news to trump and have secured a multi-billion dollar fund to sweeten to deal for trump. Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson are on the ‘Clooney’ list…but they’re both holding out for a spot on the ticket.

Fox, Breitbart, One America and all other nut-job media are on board.

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Cat omania strikes trump/Vance camp.

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Yesterday, Catholic JD Vance cataloged Cataclysmic events in Springfield telling rally goers categorically that residents’ Cats and dogs were kidnapped and eaten – served with catsup and caterpillars by Hattian immigrants.

In the debate last night trump amplified that falsehood by claiming that he would serve a catered dinner of cats accompanied with catfish on a bed of fried cattails based on an ancient Catalan recipe.

Harris responded by calling trump catatonic - suggesting that these falsehoods were like catnip to a caterwauling  trump and suggested that he go chill in a catacomb on Catalina Island…and beware of the lurking Catamounts!

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A WikiTorial

August 5, 2024  noon  

                                                  America the Great!

I was sitting at the computer writing something about Italian cafes when Cindy told me that four kids were killed in Georgia. I simply asked where…”at school” she answered. And I continued writing about a cafe in Rome.

I sat and wrote a minute longer and then realized that I didn’t stop immediately and watch TV as I used to 5-10- years ago when I heard such horrific news: and tried to comprehend how something  like that could have happened and who, for heaven’s sake could kill four young kids.

I didn’t even ask who did it; I assumed, without really thinking about it that it was a rather young white guy who was very troubled and angry and he probably shot himself.

I chose to turn off the TV and write this so that I could express myself at this moment without knowing anything except that four precious lives were lost and many families and friends would suffer for years knowing that a family member or a friend has been lost to them forever.

I don’t have any illusions that anything will change except for those who knew the four kids. No laws will be passed. Politicians will do what they always do while cashing the gun lobby checks and ill-informed people will say that it’s not the gun, but the criminal who is to blame.

The press will cover the story for 24 hours and then return to the horse race, poll- watching election story and outwardly pious people will put on their suffering countenances at a religious ceremony or two then return to shouting time-honored slogans about freedom and some arcane interpretation of the Constitution. Heaps of praise will go out to first responders and hospital staff. Candlelight vigils will be held, lawsuits begun and pious statements will be read by the press staff of those who will not support some sensible gun control.

I will say a silent prayer to all of those suffering and vote accordingly.

Then, we will all return to our unscathed lives and our safe families and friends.

America the Great!

I'm exhausted in writing about this disease.

Zeny

Sadly, it is the NEWZ today in America and Perhaps Forever

 

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“Stand Back and Stand By, America”

Today, trump reposted the following:

“She spent her whole damn life down on her knees”,                                                                                 An oblique reference and photo of Brown - to Harris’s former relationship with Willie Brown

“Funny how blowjobs impacted both of their careers”                                                                                 re-posted with photo of Hilliary Clinton and Kamala Harris

Called for Barack Obama to face a military tribunal                                                                                   re-posted from QAnon

Republicans sense a turnaround in trump’s  polling decline and cheer trump’s clever use of the English language.

Republicans all across the USA rejoiced today as ‘trump being trump’ re-posted three social media posts that made approximately 40% of Americans deliriously happy-you might say - even ecstatically happy today.

When trump was asked by reporters later today to respond to the media outcry regarding the re-posts he angrily exclaimed “Yes, I was happy to re-post those beautiful words but I’m very pissed off that somebody stole the exact words I was going to post later today. Those are my offensive words”.

I’m going to sue that SOB. Nobody steals trump’s vulgar, uncouth, rude, hurtful, loutish words and gets away with it!  I’m the king of boorish behavior and that kingship will make me president. And when I’m president, I’ll show the country and the world how much of a selfish, self-centered, egotistical, offensive pretty boy I really am”!

“ Just wait” bellowed trump;  “Stand Back and Stand By, America”

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To placate Melania, trump to award her the Presidential Medal of Freedom in *advance.

Yesterday, at his Bedminster Golf Club, he reminded the audience that he had presented, Miriam Adelson, who was in attendance, the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2018.

Incidentally, **Mrs Adelson has pledged to do whatever it takes to help trump win with $100 million PAC!

“That’s the highest award you can get as a civilian. It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but a civilian version,” Trump told attendees.

“It’s actually much better, because everyone who gets the congressional Medal of Honor, that’s soldiers, they’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead. She gets it, and she’s a healthy, beautiful woman,” Trump said with a chuckle, eliciting applause from the crowd. “And they’re rated equal.”

‘And speaking of beauty’ he continued, ‘today I award ***Melania the Presidential Medal of Freedom in advance as the most intelligent and most beautiful woman in America’.

*In case trump loses

**CNBC August 16, 2024  3:58pm

*** Melania has threatened to sue trump for $100 Million and leave before the election- WikiLeekZ

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Project 2025 and trump Plan to return All Immigrants and their Offspring to Their Countries of Origin

 

Trump speaks at his clubs and on the stumps:  

repeating ad Nauseum that Immigrants are Bad for the USA-

From the time trump rode down the escalator with Melania in NYC until yesterday, without Melania, trump has almost daily excoriated immigrants who have crossed our borders.

“They’re animals" and "not human"-djt

By the way-      Melania is an immigrant

 “They Bring infectious diseases with them”-djt

“They’re Criminals, rapists, child molesters, thieves & drug dealers”-djt

Remember -         Trump’s  grandfather was an immigrant

“They take jobs from Blacks and Latinos” -djt

Don’t forget that -           trump’s  mother was an immigrant

‘ And, states, the  donald,  ‘some people’, in fact, ‘many people’ say that immigrant restaurant workers, farm workers and construction workers are shiftless, lazy and take siestas’

‘And that’s not all. Everyone knows the real crimes, perpetrated by immigrants--- -which are escalating are Parking scofflaws, jay walkers, turnstile jumpers, door step newspaper thieves’

Also -       jd Vance’s wife’s parents are both immigrants

 

trump faces a dilemma ….Except for Native Americans, our entire country is full of immigrants and their progeny                   Someone needs to whisper into trump’s good ear

 

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