Saturday, October 20, 2018


Jamal Khashoggi, Meet Dr. Frankenstein

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

From a secret Saudi source, WikiLeekZ has learned the reason it’s taken weeks for MBS and the Saudi’s to come up with an explanation for the missing Jamal Khashoggi.

Our source told WikiLeekZ that the Saudi’s have been channeling Mary Shelly in an effort to contact Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the creator of the creature in Shelley’s gothic novel, Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus.

According to our highly-placed source, the Saudi prince, Mohammed Bin Salman, who as a child was an avid reader of Shelley’s novel, believes that Dr. Frankenstein holds the secret needed to absolve MBS from international condemnation.

MBS is certain that by being in contact with Dr. Frankenstein, and following his instructions, his forensic surgical team will be able to sew Mr. Khashoggi back together again and replace Khashoggi’s brain with the brain of a member of his security team who has ‘volunteered’.

As far as WikiLeekZ can ascertain, MBS did not read Humpty Dumpty as a child.

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