Jamal Khashoggi, Meet
Dr. Frankenstein
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
From a
secret Saudi source, WikiLeekZ has learned the reason it’s taken weeks for MBS
and the Saudi’s to come up with an explanation for the missing Jamal Khashoggi.
Our source told WikiLeekZ that the Saudi’s have been
channeling Mary Shelly in an effort to contact Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the
creator of the creature in Shelley’s gothic novel, Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus.
According to our highly-placed source, the Saudi prince,
Mohammed Bin Salman, who as a child was an avid reader of Shelley’s novel, believes that Dr. Frankenstein holds the secret needed to absolve MBS from
international condemnation.
MBS is certain that by being in contact with Dr. Frankenstein,
and following his instructions, his forensic surgical team will be able to sew
Mr. Khashoggi back together again and replace Khashoggi’s brain with the brain
of a member of his security team who has ‘volunteered’.
As far as WikiLeekZ can ascertain, MBS did not read Humpty Dumpty as a child.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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