trump Demands
that His Generals Refute Claims of Servicemen
as ”Losers and Suckers”
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WikiLeekZ has learned that Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney has had an
impossible task of rounding up any generals to back trump’s assertions that he
loves them and their men and women. Mulvaney couldn’t even get Flynn to acquiesce.
trump flew into a rage when informed
that none of his so-called generals came to his defense. But in a flash
of self-described brilliance, trump ordered his staff to round up Generals…Motors,
Anesthesia, Mills, Store, Tires, Hospital, Assembly, Dynamics and General
Electric to call the Atlantic article a Huge Hoax.
trump also gleefully demanded that Privates… Eye, School, Bank, Club, Detective,
Party, Property and Private Equity all testify in his behalf that the Atlantic
article is a Lie.
trump, in his Hubris, is confident that these fine generals and privates
will absolve him of this terrible Hoax perpetrated by the Fake, Lamestream News
Media.
The Nation gave a collective sigh!
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