Wikiamericanewz is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
From trump campaign headquarters in Mar-a-Lago:
Trump fires JD Vance and orders immediate search for new VP running mate
trump enrolls in Comedy School and signs up for charm and empathy classes at trump University
trump orders staff member to buy 2 large, trained Orange Tabby cats to appear on the podium with him at rallies
Files suit with Supreme Court for an election campaign Mulligan and to declare Tim Walz ineligible as VP candidate
Sends out press release stating that he coached winning Super Bowl team in 1957
Offers Harris/Walz speech writers substantial lifetime contracts
Assigns Ivanka and Eric to new campaign sign duties beginning with ‘What me? Weird?’, ‘Mind Your Own Damn Business!’ and ‘I’m Not Creepy, I just Act That Way’
wikiamericanewz is NOT the NEWZ, But
May Be Someday
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