Leading Democrats back Kamala Harris
as donations surge following Biden’s withdrawal from race” –the Guardian
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A Requiem for a Hillbilly Hack…
WikiLeekZ has learned that since Biden has dropped out of the race,
both trump and Vance have spent the last few hours thinking about their
miserable futures. When trump and Vance got word that Biden would not be the
Democratic nominee and Harris was the most likely replacement, they both wet
their britches and began thinking of an exit strategy for themselves.
“Our
asses are grass” they both agreed. “That mf……g prosecutor will skin us alive”!
With an almost certain November election loss, trump is considering
flying to his pal in Russia as soon as possible so as to avoid an almost
certain prison sentence because of all four of his court cases.
“Did you hear what that prosecutor Kamala did to those drug dealers in
California” trump asked
Melania?... as she was disinterestedly painting her nails during one of her
monthly visits to Mar-A-Lago. Trump thought he detected an almost imperceptible
Mona Lisa-like smile on her face; caused he surmised, by her glee. Trump was
correct because Melania figured that either way, Russia or prison, she and Barron were free… “I thank my god, I really don’t care, do u”? she thought.
Vance had a somewhat different reaction because he knew that both he
and trump would be losers…of not only
the election but it would end his short political career.
He had just gotten off the phone with Peter Theil, the billionaire who
funded his Ohio senate election campaign, who said- “you’re a loser, JD, and I only back crazy, right wing winners. Don’t
call me, and by the way, you owe me $567,390 .07 from the Ohio race you
promised you’d pay if you didn’t become VP”.
So, there they both sat, in lonely isolation, unable to reach any of
those bandage-wearing front-runner delegates and supporters who so lustily
cheered them only a few days before.
“I guess
I can take off that damn ear cover now” said trump flatly… to no one in
particular… all of his toadies and ass-kissers had fled Mar-a-Lago … looking
for another mother f…....ker they could count on winning.
For his part, Vance decided he would write a book about his recent short-lived
political experiences. He would title it…
“A Requiem for a Hillbilly Hack”
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