WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
trump speaks causing God’s Feelings
to be Hurt
“It was god alone who
prevented the unthinkinable (sic) from happening”- trump to Jackson
“That chart that I was
going over saved my life,” –trump in a telephone call to former White House physician,
Ronny Jackson
“He goes”,-R Jackson,
“The border patrol saved my life,’” Dr. Jackson recounted in an interview on Sunday. “I
was going over that border patrol chart.”
“He said”, - Jackson
“If I hadn’t pointed at that chart and turned
my head to look at it, that bullet would have hit me right in the head.”
“The Border Patrol saved me” - trump
After hearing trump at first give Her credit for saving him, God
was pleased, but when She heard the rest of trump’s story Her feelings were
hurt.
Trump’s confusing statements led the Secret Service to question
trump about his Savior.
In another development, trump launched his own inquiry into the Miracle
at Butler©, citing
his complete mistrust of the Deep State FBI and USSS. He chose Jared Kushner
and Rudolph Giuliani to head up the investigation, stating “they’re the best in the country”.
If WikiLeekZ has unintentionally offended anyone, WikiLeekZ
apologizes NO IT DOESN’T…IT’S
SATIRE!
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