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Death by 1000 Cuts … Crime Wave
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Joe Biden
has been dying by a thousand cuts this week and in order to staunch the
bleeding, he has come up with an interesting scheme.
Biden had spent
Thursday night watching the republican National Convention shout and roar their
approval at successive loud, coarse and deceitful speakers when a lightbulb
flashed above his head.
The next
morning he confided his plan to his four closest aids, who were skeptical at
first, but eventually came around to his way of thinking.
“Here’s the deal”, he said:
“I’ve decided that I would embark
upon a one-man crime wave”
“you know, rob a couple of blind beggars”, spray
graffiti – ‘trump sucks… Diet Coke’
and jump over NYC subway turnstiles”. He continued “of this is a strategy to
win over some manly MAGA voters and unenthusiastic Dems”.
Biden argued
to his trusted confidants that such a daring, macho persona would quiet the
spineless Democratic money people, garner loads of publicity and, ”by
the way” bring in a huge donations. A trial would be the cherry on the
cake. He argued his strategy …somewhat
convincingly to his four closest confidants…Jill, Hunter and their two German Shepherds, Champ and Major.
Jill had a
few questions before signing off on the scheme:
Would the Secret Service be the get-away
drivers? Would he wear one of those
Halloween Joe Biden masks? Would he
donate the stolen money to a charity? If
so which one?
There was a spirited
argument among themselves for three different charities; the Humane Society won
- with two votes. High Paws all around.
It was
agreed that Hunter would be the get-away driver (despite having his driver’s
license revoked), Jill would identify the two blind beggars and Champ and Major
would create diversions for the crimes.
“If all goes well”
- whispered Biden,
“our gang will be identified before
the Democratic convention in time for all of us to have choice speaking slots”.
“Hey, it worked for
them”, remarked Biden - that was the clincher
Jill asked
Joe…”Do you have a Plan B”?
“Yes, I do…Oprah Winfrey on the
ticket” he
enthusiastically answered
The New York Times headline
two days after their caper …
Biden shoots up 12% in new poll!...New York Times/Siena Poll
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