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Trump meets with Manafort, Navarro Bannon and
Weisselberg at RNC
WikiLeekZ
has just discovered that trump had a secret closed-door meeting at the Republican
National Convention with former aids Paul Manafort and Peter Navarro to discuss
what he might expect if he goes to prison. Allan Weisselberg and Steve Bannon,
who are currently serving prison terms, could not attend in person, but joined
in via Zoom.
trump had
very specific, vital questions which he posed to the four jailbirds:
Do
prisons have mirrors, combs and ‘Helmet spray’? Will I be able to get my 6+ Diet Cokes per
day? Will there be a golden toilet
for me to use? How many days a week
can I play golf at one of my golf clubs?
Are Big Macs, fries and shakes on the prison menu? Is
Fox News on 24/7 in my cell?
What
trump heard sent him into a deep funk and he asked- “well, how do these suckers and losers make it through their prison
sentences”?
There was
silence because no one had the heart to tell trump about the ‘being on your knees and the bending over’
solution.
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