“Can we all get along”?

A WikiTorial     

An Eye for an Eye or Genocide?

December 7 and September 11 are dates that will forever live in our memories and in history books in the United States. It’s been seven months since Hamas cruelly slaughtered/murdered well over a thousand Israeli and other citizens, wounded many more and took more than 200 hostages on October 7th. That date will be remembered in the history of Israel and the world far longer than any of us will be living. Perhaps a thousand years.

A few days later, Israel conducted a siege of Gaza, then began bombing the territory and has continued through this day. According to many credible authorities, Israel has killed more than 34,000 people in Gaza, wounded 8,000+ and 7,000 are missing while well over 50% of infrastructure has been destroyed in Gaza. Sadly, there is no end in sight. As one of my friends has stated, “it’s possible to mourn both the Israeli and Gaza’s citizens”.

 WikiLeekZ asks when, if at all, will this unconscionable, indiscriminate killing and mayhem end and how? In The Code of Hammurabi ( 1755-1750 BC) and later in the Old Testament -Book of Exodus 21: 23-27. ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’ has been a well-known and frequently used phrase in response to a wrong done to an individual or state. It’s also termed Lex Talionis - (Mirror punishment or Reciprocal Justice).

WikiLeekZ does not profess to have an answer…just as history has yet to solve the intractable, destructive problem. But WikiLeekZ does seek to call for an end to this senseless murdering of innocent people just as WikiLeekZ condemns the Hamas murders of October7 th and its continuing combat. Has anyone considered a cease fire under mutually agreed reasonable, fair terms?

Remember Rodney King when he so plaintively said “ I just want to say -Can we all  get along”?

For weeks, Israel has told the world of its plans to invade Rafah, the area to which more than a million mostly innocent Gazans have fled because Israel told them it would be a safe haven from Israeli bombs, missiles and drone attacks.

 A million new people confined to a small area without adequate food, water, shelter or medical resources is enough of a recipe for a human disaster of epic proportions alone. And now, Israel states that it will soon invade Rafah in order to kill every last Hamas member.

WikiLeekZ sincerely asks how many more innocent men women and children will be killed, wounded and have their lives changed forever? What Israel is doing now is nothing less than committing genocide and incubating tens of thousands of young Palestinians who will never forget what has and is happening to their sisters, brothers, grandmothers, friends and other family members. They too, will never forget and will continue to rain terror upon Israeli’s for generations to come; long after I, Netanyahu and others have passed from this vale of tears.

Should the Israeli government stop at killing another 1,000 children or 5,000 women or 20,000 Gazan citizens or more?  What’s the number and the end game? And let’s remember the wounded just as we remember the 1200 + Israelis killed and wounded on October 7th.

Will Hamas continue its murdering of Israelis? Are there innocent people on both sides?

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Zeny-   “I just want to say-can we all get along”?

 

 

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A BOUTIQUE CATERING to  ** EMPTY SUITS

 

Photo:  “Red and Black”    CA    Zeny

*THE RED and the BLACK…a Boutique for EMPTY SUITS

Ivanka’s Shop for EMPTY SUITS (TM) …”we cater to empty minds with empty thoughts” and exclusively featuring ‘EMPTY MIND/EMPTY SUIT’ Women’s tailoring too!

Ivanka, always looking to make a buck and recognizing an increasingly popular trend in Washington DC of ‘EMPTY SUITS’ as Republican officials visit the NEW YORK CITY  Hush Money Trial in order to ingratiate themselves with trump,  garner photo ops and perhaps receive a pointed digit from their Dear Leader. Ivanka has signed an 8 month lease and opened her boutique on K Street in Washington DC.

The large, shabby shop is called THE RED AND THE BLACK…a one stop shop for the Empty Suit crowd looking to buy or rent EMPTY SUITS tailored and fitted especially for individuals of the EMPTY HEADS, EMPTY ETHICS & EMPTY PRINCIPLES  MAGA variety.

Ivanka anticipates that numerous Republican officials, aspiring 2024 running mates of the CHIEF EMPTY SUIT (CES)and other wannabee sycophants who are planning a quick visit and photo op at the courthouse in New York City will go for the one day rental special.  Other Toadies and Boot Lickers may opt for the exceptional EMPTY SUITS three day special which includes a red tie, an EMPTY BLACK SUIT, an airline ticket and ground transportation to Mar a Lago when the CES is in residence.

Ivanka’s EMPTY SUIT collection is guaranteed not to rip at the seams when the sycophant in question bends over to kiss the CES’s ring, rear end or to lick his boots.

WikiLeekZ has gotten word- from its sometime reliable source that the boutique is doing a HUGE business as more and more ingratiating brownnoser decide to go whole hog and buy a couple of EMPTY SUITS. One shopper declared recently- “you never know when the CES will be looking at FOX TV and see me. I don’t want to be caught naked –so to speak –that is - without wearing an EMPTY SUIT; and throw in a dozen red MAGA hats”

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*Le Rouge et le Noir (The Red and The Black) is a historical psychological novel by Stendhal, published in 1830. It chronicles the attempts of a provincial young man to rise socially through a combination of … hard work, deception, and hypocrisy.

**EMPTY SUIT - An official regarded as ineffectual, incompetent, or lacking in leadership qualities such as creativity and empathy: 

Breaking NEWZ ----Just in…at a rally in Pennsylvania, trump told the crowd of true believers that he particularly enjoys and appreciates his followers wearing Ivanka’s Red and the Black EMPTY SUITS. Ivanka’s boutique ***went public the day before the rally (raking in millions) and the trump family expects to take in additional millions of dollars in EMPTY SUIT sales in next few weeks.

***The SEC has opened an investigation for insider trading.

 

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trump Hush Money Trial - aka Grifter Central

 

For the past 16 days we’ve witnessed from afar (at least most of us have) the trump Hush Money Trial...aka ‘Grifter Central’.

 

No matter for whom you’re rooting, it’s undeniable that principle actors-trump, Stormy, Pecker/ AMI and Cohen are trying to profit from the sleazy trump economic eco system.

 

If you’ve got a t-shirt of a glaring, defiant trump (and he does), a Stormy Candle Mood Box (and she does), a headline grabbing ‘Joe Biden White House in Revolt’ (and AMI does) or a Cheetos-sprinkled trump behind bars (and he does) you’re in the game.

Yikes! Does that include WikiLeekZ too?

 

Satirical WikiLeekZ has discovered that money has made strange bedfellows in the midst of the Hush Money Trial. It turns out that trump, Cohen, Stormy and AMI have agreed to a sort of *Molotov-Rippentrop Pact.

 

In an amazing, almost unbelievable turn of events, WikiLeekZ has it on slightly dodgy authority that since trump’s lawyer, Todd Blanche, has accused Stormy and Cohen of profiting from the trial and trump is continuing his grift, all three decided ‘why not’? and inked a Cohen-Stormy-trump pact and have picked AMI to do the PR.

 

Profits will be shared equally from the auction proceeds. The auction will be held on the America First TV channel and will feature ‘Rudy the G’ as auctioneer.

 

First to go under the gavel are signed swatches of trump’s stained Lake Tahoe blue underwear …bidding to start at $9,999. If you want both Stormy and trump to sign the material for authenticity, it’ll cost you $10 Grand more.

 

Second, for the lucky bidder will be a formal dinner at Mar a Lago with Stormy, trump and Cohen. Featured on the menu will be Big Mac’s, milk shakes…Vanilla or chocolate, French Fries, a Diet Coke and one scoop of ice cream…only trump gets

 

two scoops. The bidding will begin at $130K. If Karen McDougal is added to the table, add $40K. The trio is working on Melania; it looks as if she’s holding out for a $250K honorarium (for Barron’s college fund) to join the table.

 

The piece de resistance, the cherry on top, the icing on the cake is a ménage a cinque featuring the trump, Cohen, Stormy three, Melania and the winning bidder all together in bed for a whole night. Bidding starts at $50 million buckaroos. For only $150 million more, an award-winning videographer and an international still photographer will record the gaggle of five writhing bodies as a memento for the strict personal use of the winning bidder.

 

If the video is published, the four grifters are to receive 70% of proceeds.

 

The proceeds of the auction will be donated to a charity of their choice. So far, the charities are: The Michael Cohen Foundation; the Stormy Daniels Fund for Stormy Daniels; The Melania Fund for Former First Ladies of the trump presidency and the Donald John trump Fund for the lessening of his legal bills.        .

 

May the bidding begin!

 

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*On the night of 23-24 August 1939, Germany and the Soviet Union signed a non-aggression pact, known as the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. The countries agreed that they would not attack each other and secretly divided the countries that lay between them.

 

trump May Soon Join Exclusive World Dictator Club (WDC)

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WikiLeekZ  believes that the US Supreme Court will grant trump his wish and will soon rule that trump can join the (WDC) – the World Dictator Club by granting him blanket immunity for his misdeeds now, in the past and in the future.

 

The Guinness Bible of World Dictators (and Wannabee Dictators)

Vlad ( the Impaler) Putin
Bashir Assad.-   Syria
Kim Jong il  -  N Korea
Viktor Orban     - Hungary
Hu Jintao   -  China
King Abdullah or (MBS)   Saudi Arabia
Robert Mugabe -  Zimbabwe
A. Lukashenko  -  Belarus

Donald J trump  -  USA! USA! USA!              MAGA

One more thing-

Court soon to rule on trump gag order

‘Hush Money Trial’:  Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan is expected to rule today on the trump gag order. Odds makers give the judge 51-49 chance to order Duct Tape to cover trump’s mouth during his waking hours.

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I had a Dream…What IF

I had a dream that one day every Red State MALE Republican legislator from the red hills of Georgia to the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives woke up pregnant

I had a Dream that every legislator lost their health care plan and had to wait at their local ER for medical care

I had a Dream that President Biden, acting as if he had immunity from any acts he committed during his presidency, removed the Republican Supreme Court Justices and appointed those of his choosing

I had a dream that all legislators were magically transported in time and geography to the Sermon on the Mount and made to listen to Jesus’s Beatitudes

I had a dream that I won the Mega Millions/ Powerball Lottery.

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We Made It! Biden Whitehouse to Announce ‘Bread and Circuses’

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Yesterday, America successfully got through numerous gatherings of citizens watching the eclipse in every part of its path; and made it through 2  whole brackets of basketball games without a mass shooting. Will wonders never cease?

 

Shouldn’t we declare a national holiday? Or can we safely note this occurrence as the new normal?

 

WikiLeekZ wonders if perhaps what is needed in this country is a Roman-style ‘Bread and Circuses’ initiative which will encompass constructing sports and a few cultural coliseums in every city and town along with government-sponsored teams, competitions, festivals, in-depth artist and athlete profiles and exhibitions. 

 

NASA could schedule many near and deep space flights which would include a TV broadcast lottery for a coveted space suit and seat aboard a rocket ship. Hollywood would create must-see TV profiles of the crew and passengers to be broadcast weekly and still find time to churn out blockbuster after blockbuster films to entertain the masses of citizens as well as dedicated movie buffs.

 

Taylor Swift and Donald trump would go on the government payroll contracted to perform a stage show a week throughout America and produce an annual holiday TV special.

 

The goal would be to have at least one huge, colossal event every day of the week that government TV stations are not broadcasting THE NEWS as it sees ‘fit to print’. 

 

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2084, perhaps?

 

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But, Fails to Unite Humanity

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It’s so great to see all Americans united together for one singular experience.

There will be almost no one, whether watching communally, or in small groups questioning anyone’s political affiliation nor will there be Trump flags or firearms present.

We’ll all be sensing and experiencing a singular moment of cosmic ‘nature’ causing a deep primordial feeling of wonder and mystery even though, theoretically, we know and perhaps understand the astronomical explanation.

 

This shared common experience should, perhaps, allow everyone to understand our commonality more than our often petty, incomprehensible points of misunderstanding.

 

But, in reality, who am I kidding? In a day or so, we will all again be at each other’s throats whether in America, Ukraine or in Gaza.

 

Sadly, WikiLeekZ IS THE NEWZ and will continue to be so.