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trump speaks causing God’s Feelings to be Hurt

“It was god alone who prevented the unthinkinable (sic) from happening”- trump to Jackson

 

“That chart that I was going over saved my life,” –trump in a telephone call to former White House physician, Ronny Jackson

“He goes”,-R Jackson, 

“The border patrol saved my life,’” Dr. Jackson recounted in an interview on Sunday. “I was going over that border patrol chart.”

 “He said”, - Jackson

 “If I hadn’t pointed at that chart and turned my head to look at it, that bullet would have hit me right in the head.”

“The Border Patrol saved me” - trump

After hearing trump at first give Her credit for saving him, God was pleased, but when She heard the rest of trump’s story Her feelings were hurt.

Trump’s confusing statements led the Secret Service to question trump about his Savior.

In another development, trump launched his own inquiry into the Miracle at Butler©, citing his complete mistrust of the Deep State FBI and USSS. He chose Jared Kushner and Rudolph Giuliani to head up the investigation, stating “they’re the best in the country”.

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trump hopes Biden will follow Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s example

“Stay in the race, Joe…please” –Donald J trump

Donald trump is betting his life - away from a prison cell, that President Biden will follow RBG’s example and stay in the 2024 race for president.

WikileekZ has discovered a hand-written note from trump congratulating Biden on his “Huge debate performance and win” …writing, “nobody would believe such an exciting, aggressive sparring partner I had last Thursday”, and further stating that “only Biden would make a worthy campaign opponent”.

“Stay in the race, Joe…please”; then added, “Remember the great Justice Ginsburg”.

RBG, as many WikiLeekZ readers will recall, selfishly chose to remain as a Supreme Court Justice despite her age, health issues and frailty, thus denying Obama an opportunity to nominate a healthy, younger replacement during his second term.

WikiLeekZ has learned of Biden’s plan to outfox trump.

At a family meeting this weekend at Camp David, the family decided that Biden would stay in the race, but has an ‘October Surprise’ in mind.

Biden will offer trump an unconditional pardon for all crimes IF he were to drop out of the race on October 31, 2024 a few days before Election Day.  

So, the ‘raison d’etre’ of trump running for president in order to assure his freedom is assuredly taken care of.  Q.E.D., ipso facto, -Biden wins the presidency and trump is free to stalk the world for personal gain, glory and lie.  

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WikiLeekZ first to declare the winner of the Biden-trump 'debate'.

And the Winner is!

                                                           PHOTO:  Zeny Cieslikowski  CA Democratic Convention in SF

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Has trump Ever Petted a Dog?

 

WikiLeekZ asks: Is trump a good role model?:

 

Has he EVER apologized for ANY thing he said or did?

Has trump EVER said- I’m sorry - for ANY THING?

Has he EVER petted a dog?  ANY DOG?

Has anyone EVER heard trump utter the words  I love you to ANYONE?

Has trump EVER told a joke-not directed at Someone else’s expense?

Has he EVER strung three rational/logical sentences together at ANY one time?

Has he EVER shown empathy for victims of natural or personal disasters?

Has trump EVER taken responsibility for a wrong decision he made at ANY time?

 

WikiLeekZ wonders: How many boxes have you checked?

 

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 What Do trump and Plato Have in Common?

wikiamericanewz  paraphrases  Plato…

In 375 BC, in his Fourth volume of the Republic, Plato wrote a powerful allegory to argue for the importance and value of choosing leaders with judgement and expertise for political office in a society.

In his Ship of Fools Plato outlines the danger of political ideologies and how they can divide people. In Plato’s allegory, the ship is equal to the governing system and on the ship is the captain representing the people.

Captain trump's suggestion to Sammy boy

Wikiamericanewz suggests that in his allegory, the commander – trump, is totally unfit to captain the USS United States and will bring along his entirely unfit crew of toadies, criminals and sycophants in an effort to consolidate power and destroy democracy in America and the world.

To accomplish this, Captain Don will enlist the help of fat cat oligarchs and pirates such as Fox and Breitbart News, NewsMax and The National Inquirer, Putin, Orban, MBS and other such authoritarian leaders as well as right-wing, inattentive and greedy social media platforms.

His brigands all across the country will work to deny the vote, terrorize election officials and use pirate officials to alter, change and protest ballots and outcomes. His pirate ship
, the Ship of Fools, will continually use its canons to lob lies and distortions onto the American political landscape in an effort to alter it forever.

It’s entirely up to the citizens of the US to determine the course of America and decide whether or not Captain Don Walks the Plank

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Chapter Twelve: THE trump CRIMINAL FAMILY  staring  Peter Kent Navarro

Winner of the wikiamericanewz ‘Doofus of the Year Award’ 

Dateline: wikiamericanewz

In His Own Words…

This week, Breitbart interviewed the former Trump economic advisor, Peter Navarro; Navarro is one of many criminals in the ex-president’s orbit. He was interviewed in the Miami prison where he is serving four months for contempt of Congress.

While life behind bars is difficult, Navarro boasted that “his stint has been smoothed by his ties to Donald Trump, which make him something of a “made man”.

“The former president”, said Navarro, ”is  beloved not just by the guards, but by the “vast majority” of inmates as well.  If I were a ‘Bidenite’, things would be a lot tougher here — and yes, they know exactly who I am and respect the fact that I stood up for a principle and didn’t bow to the government,” Navarro said.

Biography: Peter Kent Navarro

Tufts   BA    Harvard University  MPA  PhD

Director of the Office of Trade and Manufacturing    trump Administration

Professor Emeritus of Economics and Public Policy  UC, Irvine

Criminal Status:  In prison

Wikiamericanewz asks Americans…what friend of a former president who is campaigning for another term as President thinks that saying that trump is beloved by prison guards and criminals alike? Is that statement spoken to instill confidence and trust in a candidate for President of the US?

Or, does Navarro recognize the mindset of trump supporters and expects that this portrayal will spur trump to a victory?