Thursday, January 31, 2019
Trumps Cave on State
of Union Speech
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WikileekZ has discovered that in secret negotiations between
Don Trump, Jr and Nancy Pelosi, the Trump family’s Art of the Squeal was
fully realized.
Trump, Sr instructed Don, Jr that he wanted the following
people to attend the Address…Border Patrol Agents, Firefighters, Policemen,
Servicemen, Melania, Ivanka and Judge Pirro.
Trump, Sr also had these demands:
Be allowed to give SOU Address in the House of Representatives
All
TV networks to cover address…TV feed to be telecast globally
Queen’s
‘We Will Rock You’ anthem to be played upon Trump’s entrance
Ms. Pelosi acquiesced on just one point…she invited Trump to
present his address in exchange for the following all of which Don, Jr agreed
to:
Gallery invitees to include: Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenatti,
Undocumented workers from Trump hotels and golf clubs, Robert Mueller and
Michael Cohen.
None of Trump’s guests to be admitted
C-Span only to televise event
Real-time expert staff of lie-detector experts on site who
will raise objection to Trump’s lies in 3 levels of prevarications…triggering
these responses
1st- Blinking red light and buzzer
2nd- Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire blinking sign
behind trump activated
3rd- Trap door under Trump opens and drops Trump…address
terminated and song-‘Turn Out the Lights,
the Party’s Over ‘ played on loop as
Legislators, Joint Chiefs and Supreme Court file out of House.
Sorry, no Queen anthem.
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Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Coffee Boy Howard Schultz gets Big
Time Endorsements
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is Our Game
WikiLeekZ
has learned this morning that Howard Schultz will be making a big…some say, huge
announcement later this morning. He will state that he has received important,
news-breaking endorsements for his race for the presidency.
Schultz will
make his declaration to a world-wide audience including special big screen TV’s
set up in the almost 30,000 Starbucks locations world-wide.
Howard
Schultz will inform the world that Donald J Trump, Vladimir Putin, Mohammed bin
Salman, Ross Perot, Jill Stein, Ron Johnson and Ralph Nader will all declare
that, for various reasons, that they will back the candidacy of Howard Schultz…at
some time in the future, maybe.
They all
have signed statements proclaiming that what this nation really needs now is
another narcissistic, self-important billionaire candidate with absolutely no
governing experience who is in the race to feed his vanity and most likely
assure that another arrogant, so-called billionaire is re-elected president of
the US.
Schultz will
then become a member of an even smaller club than the US Presidents Club which
numbers 45. He will join Perot, Nader and Jill Stein as one of the very few un-elected candidates
in US history to change the fate of the nation and humanity simply to feed his
vainglorious desire to be more than just a ‘Coffee
Boy’.
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But May Be Someday
Friday, January 11, 2019
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our
Game
WikiLeekZ
has uncovered Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s Democratic Party not so secret
list of National Emergencies that actually need to be
addressed. The Wall is not on the
list.
If
Trump succeeds in enacting a ‘National
Emergency’ for
his Wall, Pelosi and Schumer believe
that this will give a 2020 newly elected Democratic president the green light
to address real National Emergencies in this way...if
necessary.
Democratic National Emergency Projects
for 2021
Climate
change
Cannabis
medical research
Gun
control
Healthcare
Immigration
reform
Stop
Russian attacks of US elections
Voting
rights reform
Rebuild
Puerto Rico
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Someday
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
TV Network$ Ca$h in on Trump’$ Prime Time Fundrai$er La$t Night
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WikiLeekZ has discovered that the reason the national TV
networks granted Trump access to nationwide TV coverage is that Trump gave 15%
of his fundraising profits to them.
Prior his appearance and after the telecast, Trump’s
well-oiled campaign machine sent out millions of e-mails to supporters pleading
for money for a ‘Border Fund’.
It’s unclear how much money the networks will pocket from
this slick maneuver, but spokespersons related that if it is as successful as
they believe it will be, ‘we can look
forward to more Trump Con
programming’.
When asked to describe Trump’s speech, she simply read from
a prepared script…lies, boring, old news, blah, blah, blah, more lies, quarter
truths, boring, low energy, teleprompter, lies, misrepresentations, blah, blah,
blah…etc.
When another reporter asked about the Democratic response,
the spokesperson merely said…’It looked like Grant Wood’s painting, American
Gothic with flags instead of a barn and pitchfork’.
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