trump to flip to coin at Mar a Lago

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

trump, always one to seek attention and stoke his ego, has invited Kari Lake, the recent loser in the Arizona gubernatorial race for a visit to Mar a Lago.

Lake, who is a fawning, admiring follower of trump and all thing trumpian is making the trip across country to discuss and plot how she and trump can disrupt the Arizona vote counting process and gain control of the Arizona government.

trump, on the other hand, has more interesting ideas which are still tied to his political…and personal future. In the ostentatious Grand Ballroom of his hotel, trump is planning to make a Huge announcement under imported crystal chandeliers…’an announcement the likes of which has never been made in the annals of American politics’, as his press release states.

‘President trump’s entire family will be present at this momentous occasion’ according to his press release.

At High Noon, trump accompanied by his All-Star band enters to “Ruffles and Flourishes” and is trailed by his entire beaming family, including Melania. Kari Lake and her husband of 25 years, Jeff Halperin, are arm in arm with trump.

It’s now time for the announcement: trump, alone, approaches the dais carrying a small be-jeweled box made of the finest Corinthian Leather. Without further ado, trump opens the box and removes a large gold coin; one side is a portrait in profile of the former president and the other side is emblazoned with his rear end.

Trump, with all of the drama and egotism he can muster flips the coin high in the air, catches it and slaps it on his wrist. When trump looks at it, he is somewhat dejected. ‘There was a breeze which altered the result’ he shouted, and flipped the coin again…and then again. The 4th time, was a charm for him. Trump made his momentous announcement.

‘I have chosen my running mate and…my new wife, Kari Lake’.

You can imagine the surprised looks on his family’s faces and Kari’s husband, Jeff. For her part, Kari look surprised but pleased and came over and gave trump a deep kiss as Jeff and Melania walked out of sight. They could be seen smiling broadly.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

 

 

 

Just Fill in the Blanks

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

Because of the recent spate of Mass Murders in America, WikiLeekZ has devised a process that will immensely assist the Press, Police and even ordinary people. It’s simple to use, especially in time of stress and even danger; it’s called the Mass Murder Template and here’s the first draft.

A Mass Murder has occurred at _______pm at the _____church, ____elementary school, _____Big Box store on ______street in ______, IL, CA, NY, TN, WI.

____people were killed and _____were wounded, including _____school age kids.

The shooter was a_______ year old _____ who was wearing a ______and possessed_____ hand guns and a _____automatic rifle.

Police state that he bought the _______at a _____in _____NJ, AL, MS. The Ammunition was purchased legally at the _____.

Neighbors all say that they ______ surprised or ____  surprised that ____could have killed his____ in cold blood.

Congressmen and Senators expressed their ______ and _____  and  vowed to____ and ____when the time is appropriate.

This template is available to all Americans free of charge and can be found at a Walmart, a shopping center, an elementary school or a church near you. But not at gun dealers or gun shows.

______  Thanksgiving everyone.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

 

America says “We Give Up”!

WikiLeekZ is Our Name, Satire is Our Game

Yesterday in Colorado Springs, a 22 year old man shot and killed 5 men and wounded 18 at the gay club -Q. It was the 6^th Mass Shooting within the past month in this country.

America the Beautiful continues morphing into America the Violent with no end in sight; and according to WikiLeekZ, the country is almost all set, if it hasn’t already, to give up.

In an entirely unscientific poll conducted by WikiLeekZ early this morning, Americans overwhelmingly stated that ‘we’re not going to fret over these horrific killings any longer. We’ve decided that we’ll just not go to movies, churches, places of work, schools, shopping malls, gay nightclubs, mosques, baseball or football games, post offices, grocery stores, parks or family gatherings.’

When the results of the poll were published, stock prices in Netflix, Zoom, Colt, Smith & Wesson, Amazon, Fox, Amazon Prime, Uber Eats, Hello Fresh and most tech companies shot up 32.5% in a few short hours.

When reached for comment, Jeff, Rupert and Elon all acknowledged that mass killings and the survey conducted by WikiLeekZ was a boon to their companies business and admitted that the outlook for years, if not decades to come was rosy.

Kevin McCarthy was heard over an open mike to wonder who the Republican Party will have to blame now that Nancy Pelosi was no longer in office…’well’, he whined, ‘there’s still Hunter and George Soros. However, he added, we have to tread lightly because a lot of companies are profiting and we don’t want to give Hunter and Soros credit’!

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ… But May Be One Day.

 trump-a One Trick Pony

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

Last night, trump’s return to the track was a boring regurgitation and reminder of the many races trump has run and lost.

In the opinion of WikiLeekZ, trump’s a One Trick Pony whose time has come for him to quietly be put out to pasture.

In his hour long-winded, boring speech announcing his candidacy for President, trump repeated his old, worn out, fake grievances that we’ve all heard ad nauseum for years. Even though this is not his first or second rodeo, he’s still the same jockey beating a dead horse and expecting to finish ‘in the money’.

trump, who fancies himself a thoroughbred, a stud, a wild stallion has become an over-the-hill nag who is all show and no go.

For those watching and listening to his ‘announcement’, it was like standing in front of a carnival carousel and seeing the same horse & message pass by time after time.

However, the touts are not betting against trump in the primary races.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

 

 

The Word of the Day   HYPOCRISY

A WIKITORIAL

I love the way so-called Republicans are jumping off the trump train since the election results have come in. As an example, former trump White House communications director Alyssa Farah Griffin urged the Republican Party to ditch the former president by saying…

"If you want the Republican Party to thrive, we've got to just finally speak out and say, 'This man is a loser,”

Yeah, really? She was the holier-than-thou White House com director for trump…what did she think about the ‘loser’ during her tenure? How do You finally spell hypocrisy, Alyssa?

Former Trump White House deputy press secretary Sarah Matthews agreed that Trump was a drag on the party.

"I think last night was the biggest indicator that Donald Trump should not be the Republican nominee in 2024," she said. "He cost Republicans winnable seats by boosting poor quality candidates."

Yeah, really? Where was she when President trump boosted (picked) one poorly qualified, greedy dufuss after another to run the government?

 "Big money donors are telling me tonight they are ready to turn the page on Donald Trump,"  CNN's Alice Stewart reported on Wednesday. "They now see he is an anchor on the party and this is not just people that have not been supportive of Trump, these are Trump allies."

Yeah, oh really? Where were those so-called big-money trump donors when trump was riding high and enabling them to reap huge rewards from tax and regulatory policies as president? They were on the evil trump train of HYPOCRISY, POWER AND MONEY

An anonymous Republican source told Fox News that "if it wasn't clear before it should be now: we have a Trump problem."

Oh really! Didn’t Mr Anonymous Republican know that for years the nation had a ‘trump problem’? Mr Anonymous Republican was capable of looking past the ‘trump problem’ as he was shoveling in money and amassing power from direct policies overseen by trump and his henchmen. Now, afraid that the mine of power and gold may not be reborn with trump leading the Republican Party, he’s jumping off the trump train with a mass of HYPOCRISY trailing behind him.

But it’s only now that there is a ‘trump problem’ right?                                                                 Now, with trump seemingly vulnerable, these filthy unpatriotic anonymous people fear losing their ill-gotten power and lucre if he were to lead the Republican Party.

Even long-time trump backer and enabler Rupert Murdoch and his Fox News and NY Post blasted trump as the  election nights’ biggest loser and labeled De Santis De Future. Excuse me, but didn’t Murdoch with his Fox News almost singlehandedly put that “biggest loser’ in power and while in power parrot every ignorant, inane, bigoted utterance trump spewed? Murdoch made his mountain of money with trump and now is betting in De Future to continue his HYPOCRITICAL, money-grubbing danger to a democratic America.

WikiLeekZ gives Senator Lindsay Graham, the admitted senator and tireless Trump sycophant, the Last Word.

“Definitely not a Republican wave, that’s for darn sure,”-Graham

What a bunch of hypocritical, mean anti-democratic jerks making hypocritical fools of themselves!

Zeny