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is Our Game
Because of
the recent spate of Mass Murders in
America, WikiLeekZ has devised a process that will immensely assist the Press,
Police and even ordinary people. It’s simple to use, especially in time of
stress and even danger; it’s called the Mass
Murder Template and here’s the first draft.
A Mass
Murder has occurred at _______pm at the _____church, ____elementary school,
_____Big Box store on ______street in ______, IL, CA, NY, TN, WI.
____people
were killed and _____were wounded, including _____school age kids.
The shooter
was a_______ year old _____ who was wearing a ______and possessed_____ hand
guns and a _____automatic rifle.
Police state
that he bought the _______at a _____in _____NJ, AL, MS. The Ammunition was
purchased legally at the _____.
Neighbors
all say that they ______ surprised or ____ surprised that ____could have killed his____
in cold blood.
Congressmen
and Senators expressed their ______ and _____ and vowed to____ and ____when the time is
appropriate.
This
template is available to all Americans free of charge and can be found at a
Walmart, a shopping center, an elementary school or a church near you. But not
at gun dealers or gun shows.
______ Thanksgiving everyone.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be
Someday
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