WikiLeekZ
WikiLeekZ is Our
Name…Satire is Our Game
2 0 1 6 First Annual
The
W i k i Z *
To Honor Significant Americans who are no
longer with us (with a few
exceptions)
*(Sorry, show tickets sold out)
*Winners
need not be present to accept awards
2016
WikiZ AwardZ
Most Important Political Mover and Shaker Fidel Castro & Shimom Perez (tie) Runners Up Nancy Reagan Tom
Hayden Phyllis Schafly
Brightest Light on Stage Prince & David
Bowie (tie) Runners Up George Michael & Glenn Frey Honorable Mentions Leonard Cohen Merle Haggard Leon Russell
Brightest Light on Screen Carrie Fisher & Gene Wilder Honorable
Mentions Hugh
O'Brian Robert Vaughn George Kennedy
Most Unexpected, Astounding Loss Carrie Fisher
Best Quote
Carrie Fisher “Youth and beauty are not accomplishments; they’re the temporary
happy by-products of time and/or DNA. Don’t hold your breath for either.”
Most Important Cultural Achievements (not including stage or
screen) Umberto Ecco Harper Lee
Pierre Boulez (tie)
Most Loved Celebrity Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa
Zsa was married 9 times and loved by many more men
Most Popular Man in Space…David Bowie…for Space Oddity Runner
Up John Glenn Honorable Mention Edgar Mitchell
The Most Popular Man in the World and G.
O. A. T. Muhammad Ali Runner Up
Arnold Palmer in both
categories…most popular and Greatest Of
All Time
Longest Dictator to Hold Office in Modern
History
Fidel
Castro. Only Queen Elizabeth has ruled an island nation longer
Most Beloved Political Figure Barack Obama Runner Up Donald Trump
Most Disliked Political Figure Barack Obama Runner Up Donald Trump
Most Respected Supreme Court Justice by Half
the Nation
Antonin
Scalia
Least Respected Supreme Court Justice by the Other Half Antonin Scalia
Most innovative First Lady Nancy Reagan for
introducing astrology into the White House as a diplomatic & political
tool. She also won for introducing the Little Red
Dress into political couture
Funniest, Most Outrageous Comic Writer in
America
Gene Wilder Runner Up Antonin Scalia Honorable Mention Gary Shandling
Most Unexpected Loss Carrie Fisher Runners Up George Michael
Prince
Made Greatest Impact on Culture Prince Leonard Cohen Garry Marshall Umberto Ecco
Wiki’Z
Personal PickZ Gary Shandling
Bill Cunningham Leonard
Cohen Arnold Palmer Alan
Rickman
2017 has to be better, right?
Happy New Year everyone as we
contemplate the remote possibility of our own mortality.
Cheers,
Zeny
Pat
Harrington David Bowie Dan Haggerty Anton Yelchin Noel Neill Steven Hill Gene
Wilder Hugh O'Brian Robert Vaughn Florence Henderson Fidel Castro Van Williams John Glenn Alan Thicke Zsa Zsa Gabor
George Michael Antonin Scalia
Alan Rickman Muhammad Ali Nancy Reagan Arnold Palmer Morley Safer Garry Shandling Garry Marshall Leonard Cohen
George Kennedy Merle Haggard Shimom Perez Phyllis Schafly Edgar Mitchell Elie
Wiesel Umberto Ecco Gwen Ifill Bill Cunningham Monte Irvin Leon Russell Carrie Fisher
Prince Janet Reno Nate Thurmond Pierre Boulez Harper Lee Glenn Frey Gordie Howe Tom Hayden