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WikiLeekZ Interviews GOD
WikiLeekZ,
in its latest talk with GOD, questioned GOD about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (MTG’s)
latest assertion that GOD had a hand in the recent Burning Man desert flooding.
MTG remarked in an interview with ‘leading journalist’, Alex Jones, (referring
to Burning Man), that “because Burning Man had made a mock
sacrifice before the weather became treacherous, God has a way of making sure
everyone knows who God is.”
“Hey”, GOD strongly retorted, “the Burning
Man flooding was caused by Mother Nature with a lot of help from the ongoing
Climate Crisis, I had nothing to do with it. Ditto for hurricane Idalia,
Hilary, the Phoenix heat and Canadian wildfires.”
“What, do you think
that everyone in Florida, Palm Springs, Phoenix and Canada are devil-worshipping,
God-denying scoundrels? I’ll have to have a heart to heart with this MTG, but
my experience is that these so-called, holier-than-thou Christians such as her are
the world’s biggest hypocrites and most ignorant, unbearable people I’ve
created.”
“In my opinion, reasoning
with MTG is a fool’s errand and I don’t think I can do much about Mother Nature.
It’s up to your kind to do something about climate change-or, I warn you, there’ll
be many more MTG’s in your future!”
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