A WikiTorial

WikiLeekZ wonders…Am I an Evil Killer? Aren’t We All? Or…?

Am I really a part of what is generally called ‘Humanity’?

Could I have taken part of the indiscriminate slaughter of Israeli’s and others on October 6th?

Could I have been a pilot releasing bombs and missiles onto innocent Palestinians?  

Could I have been the Hamas official who gave the order to shelter among the Gazan citizenry so as to be ‘protected’ by the lives of children and women?

Could I have been the politician who dictated that Israel cut off supplies of food, water and medicine to suffering ordinary Palestinians?

Could I be among the world leaders bereft of enough intelligence, empathy and humanity and are incapable of solving this decades-long story of death, destruction and hatred?

Sadly, the conclusion is yes, I am one of those who are a part of ‘Humanity’ and the truth is that in reality, this is what ‘Humanity’ is composed of. This is what being a human being means today as well as eons before.

Are you? Aren’t we all! What responsibility do I, do you bear as Human Beings?

 

 

 

A Solution, Finally?

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Why would WikiLeekZ have an answer to the Palestinian/Israeli ‘Problem’. In the best Swiftian manner, here’s a go at it.

It’s a seemingly intractable situation that has only one solution;  InterEverything.

90% intermarriage, 100% Inter-Gration in schools, hospitals, businesses, sports, and even worship services.

After 3 or 4 generations, kids won’t understand what the ‘Big Deal’ was all about and older Inter-Generational folks will have only dim memories of why they fought and died among themselves.

Sure, it seems like a crazy idea, but is that crazier than murdering babies and, in retaliation, killing babies from screaming jets?

For those die-hards who refuse to abide by the solution - and there will be plenty, there are two alternatives:

Put them separately out to pasture-literally. Inter(n) them on farms and ranches that are comfortable and well-guarded and ‘educational’ until they enter their separate versions of heaven. Any infants born on the farm would be taken to the InterGrated society.

Or, if they communally so wish, put them all together in a huge, escape-proof cage - immediately, and let them take out their anger and hatred against each other and be rid of them without allowing them to murder their brothers and sisters outside of the cage.  

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trump depressed and Pissed Off At Hamas

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WikiLeekZ has it on good authority that trump is walking the halls of Mar-a -Lago in the middle of the night and railing at Hamas - shouting to anyone awake that Hamas is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

“I just can’t get a break” , trump frets – “as if the war in Ukraine, the earthquake in Afghanistan (which killed 2000 people), the Baseball Playoffs, McCarthy’s demise, the auto, Kaiser and Hollywood strikes and Taylor Swift wasn’t enough to topple me from the daily news cycle, Hamas had to go and  invade Israel just when my trials and fund raising were peaking”.

So what’s a depressed, fuming former president to do, WikiLeekZ asks? WikiLeekZ’s sources divulge trump’s plan to move the press off of those recent trivial matters. trump has decided that to turn the media’s attention away from Hamas et al and back to critical hourly coverage of trump, he’s going to engage in an illegal action - “the likes of which no one has ever seen”.

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WikiLeekZ Interviews GOD

WikiLeekZ, in its latest talk with GOD, questioned GOD about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (MTG’s) latest assertion that GOD had a hand in the recent Burning Man desert flooding. MTG remarked in an interview with ‘leading journalist’, Alex Jones, (referring to Burning Man), that “because Burning Man had made a mock sacrifice before the weather became treacherous, God has a way of making sure everyone knows who God is.”

“Hey”, GOD strongly retorted, “the Burning Man flooding was caused by Mother Nature with a lot of help from the ongoing Climate Crisis, I had nothing to do with it. Ditto for hurricane Idalia, Hilary, the Phoenix heat and Canadian wildfires.”

“What, do you think that everyone in Florida, Palm Springs, Phoenix and Canada are devil-worshipping, God-denying scoundrels? I’ll have to have a heart to heart with this MTG, but my experience is that these so-called, holier-than-thou Christians such as her are the world’s biggest hypocrites and most ignorant, unbearable people I’ve created.”

“In my opinion, reasoning with MTG is a fool’s errand and I don’t think I can do much about Mother Nature. It’s up to your kind to do something about climate change-or, I warn you, there’ll be many more MTG’s in your future!”

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Champagne Corks Pop in Colt, Smith & Wesson and Winchester offices

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Wacko Americans pretty much covered the entire nation by celebrating their day of independence and their 2^nd Amendment rights by mass murders from DC to Baltimore, Akron,  then Tampa, Ft Worth and Shreveport, Lansing and Hayward, CA.

American gun and ammo manufactures rejoiced again this Independence Day holiday - basking in the financial glow of a near record holiday mass shooting spree while the Gun Lobby reminded investors that they will never go wrong by investing in American’s propensity to kill their fellow Americans with firearms.

American firearm and ammunition manufacturers now consider the July 4^th holiday as their most sacred day on the calendar year.  Because 2023 will go down in the annals of domestic ‘shootings for profit’ by the sheer number of ‘down incidents’  (their polite term for the dead and wounded) in one holiday weekend. Champagne corks and pop tops are popping in Colt, Smith& Wesson and Winchester corporate offices today as sales figures are announced.

“Thoughts and Prayers”

Americans have always been smug and condescending when the topic of Aztec human sacrifices on their cultural altars are studied.

However, Americans have no right to be so supercilious and arrogant when this holiday alone, we have sacrificed 15 Americans to their death and almost one hundred more wounded on the altar of ignorance, greed and politics.

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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

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Amid searing temperatures (of up to 115 degrees), Texas governor, Greg Abbott, signed a new law last week that will block Austin and Dallas from implementing measures that would require construction workers to get a 10-minute water break every four hours. – WBUR Boston

WikiLeekZ believes that Abbott was backed in this decision by the ‘Texas Outdoor Construction Consortium’ which also suggested to Abbott that in addition, he implement an executive order outlawing bathroom breaks on company time and banning lunch and coffee breaks during a typical eight hour work day.

In a statement, Abbott’s spokesperson pontificated that these changes will make Texas the most productive state in the union and that the collateral damage of only a few dozen workers dying of heat stroke is well worth the bottom line for the companies within the ‘Texas Outdoor Construction Consortium’.

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Putin -  Machiavellian or Just a ‘Paper Tiger’?

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Ever since Putin invaded Ukraine, he’s ruthlessly beaten and imprisoned any Russians publicly opposed to his invasion. Russians who dared speak out publicly against the war in Ukraine faced beatings, long prison terms or worse. It was easy for this big, strong, horseback-riding, judo champion and star hockey player… sitting at the end of his 50’ long table in the Kremlin to order his thugs and helmeted FSB into the streets of Moscow and St Petersburg to ‘restore’ order.

Oh sure, it was easy for Putin to send in his FSB thugs to beat, round up and imprison unarmed students, artists and activists who demonstrated in the streets against the Ukraine invasion. It was easy for Putin’s minions and apparatchiks to broadcast lies and his interpretation of history on his state-controlled media and to arrest those who attempted to get out the true facts on TV or the internet. It was easy to allow those ‘troublemakers’ to flee Russia in the beginning days of the war so as to lessen the number of dissenters in Russia.

It was easy for this Paper Tiger to permit Prigozhin to do his dirty work in Africa and Syria and to profit from the bounty of mineral resources that Prigozhin-Putin’s Chef, divided up with this Paper Tiger.  

When Prigozhin and his loyal mercenaries marched from Ukraine to Rostov-on-Don as easily as driving from Des Moines to Omaha, this coward, Paper Tiger was not heard from for a good while and his top two military leaders - Valery Gerasimov  and Sergei Shoigu remain out of sight and are either in prison, planning a coup or dead.

Shortly after calling Prigozhin a traitor as he marched toward Moscow, Putin showed his stripes and pardoned Prigozhin for traitorous acts…in essence, begging him to go to Belarus and then granted amnesty to his troops.

Coward, Paper Tiger or brilliant Machiavellian?

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Not So Surprising Pardon Bombshell !

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A Cautionary Tale

A few days before trump left office as president, he asked his valet for the WDC Yellow Pages. Then after everyone had gone home for the day, he thumbed through the book in the ‘N’ section and found what he was looking for -  a Notary Public.

He called Notaries R Us - 24/7 and got Annabelle Van der Boomer on the line. After a few minutes, trump convinced Miss Van der Boomer to come over to the White House for a few minutes of work…when she demurred, he offered her an ambassadorship to a small Pacific island nation.

With that bonus included, Miss Van der Boomer agreed and a few minutes later entered the White House through a secret back door. There, she was met by trump wearing his Asian-style red silk robe emblazoned with both the presidential seal and a North Korean flag.

trump led Miss Van der Boomer into a small private office which included a large desk, two chairs and an oversized couch. The walls were adorned with enlarged photos of trump with foreign leaders and a photo-shopped inauguration picture filled with over a million people on the Mall. Miss Van der Boomer surreptitiously pinched herself and discovered she was not dreaming but indeed was alone with the president of the USA!

trump suggested she sit on the couch, get comfortable and he would explain what he needed from her. At this point, Annabelle, Miss Van der Boomer, began to wonder exactly what business the president had in mind at 10 o’clock at night.

Trump offered to take her coat and asked if she wanted to remove her shoes and have a foot massage…Miss Van der Boomer replied that she was okay and asked what she could do for the president.

trump got up from his position next to Van der Boomer, walked over to his desk to pick up a thin blue presidential folder containing a single sheet of White house stationery.  “I just need you to sign this simple paper and you can leave if you wish, or you could stay and we could, you know, get to know each other better and talk about that ambassadorship”.

A thousand thoughts raced through Annabelle’s mind in the few seconds that it took trump to retrieve the paper and find a pen. One can imagine how Van der Boomer weighed the opportunities versus the pitfalls of her situation - and, there was always the ‘ambassadorship’ to consider.

Her thoughts were interrupted as trump handed her the sheet of paper with these nearly illegible, large scrawled words written with a thick black Sharpie.

“I, Donald trump, the President of the US, being of sound mind-the soundest mind in the world and a healthy body- the healthiest man-body in the USA, grants myself, -Donald John Trump, a Full Pardon for all of the so-called crimes I may have committed or that the Fake FBI says I have committed while being the Greatest President ever.

Those so-called crimes could possibly include the hundreds of millions of dollars the Saudi’s gave me for covering their ass in the Khashoggi thing and the nuclear secrets I handed to Kim in exchange for a possible a safe haven in N Korea – just in case. Also, as far as the any other so-called crimes-too many to mention, I pardon myself”.

Signed January 20, 2021

Donald J Trump

In the end, Miss Van der Boomer read, signed and officially stamped the document and quickly presented her hastily-written bill. Trump waved her off and said that his people would contact her people next week. “What about the ambassadorship”? She asked.

“Oh that”, trump then explained to her the necessary Quid Pro Quo. With just a little trepidation, she finished her part of the Quid, Pro Quo and re-arranged her blouse, trump told Abigail that his people would be contacting her people next week about the ambassadorship.

With all business concluded, Miss Van der Boomer walked out into the freezing night to her car feeling quite pleased that she was to become an ambassador. As she was driving home, thinking about that post on an island in a warm country with palm trees, she suddenly realized that trump was leaving office in a day or two and in a week, he couldn’t appoint her as an ambassador. She felt that she had been taken advantage of and couldn’t get that bad taste out of her mouth.

As for trump, it was just another day of delightful deceit; he slept well with his ‘insurance policy’ safely tucked away.

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“Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing”. - Wm Shakespeare

WikiLeekZ read The United States of America vs Donald J trump so that you don’t have to.

WikiLeekZ writes - do we honestly think that the Mar-a-Lago Classified Documents Case Indictment will make any difference in the end?

Do you remember?

Immigration

Mueller Report

trump university law suit

"President Putin says it's not Russia. I don't see any reason why it would be” trump Helsinki

trump - Zelensky phone call

2 impeachments

“Grab ‘em by the  pussy”- trump LA

Stormy Daniels    Hush money case

Ultra violet light, - Clorox  - Hydroxychloroquine

Covid 19 and thousands of unnecessary deaths

Admin officials in scandal after scandal resigned, fired, quit

Jan 6^th insurrection

Jean Carroll case

Georgia State telephone call -  election tampering

Manhattan District Atty case against Trump Organization for financial fraud

“We’ve seen this all before and in the end, a deal will be made, a pardon given and nothing will become of it. Ho hum – the same old same old    ” – WikiLeekZ

 

 

 

A WikiTorial

You Might Think That These Are the Six Most Dangerous Letters in the American Alphabet… KILLED   or perhaps  MURDER

But, You Would Be Wrong-They Are … NRA   GOP

You might think that America is a civilized nation of kind, generous, loving people who value human life and ‘Christian’ tenets above all else.

And, you might think that the atrocities committed by Russia in invading and slaughtering Ukrainian civilians including women, children and the elderly is the most heinous, atrocious action imaginable.

But You Would Be Wrong.         

Since Russia invaded Ukraine in February 2022, approximately 8500 Ukrainian civilians have been senselessly slaughtered by Russia but in 2021, the most recent year for which complete data is available, there were 20,958 senseless murders in the U.S., according to the CDC!

You might think that Yemen, which has been in a civil war since 2014, would have the highest gun ownership in the world with 82 guns for every 100 people.

But You Would Be Wrong

Yemen is only in second place

American is #1 (hooray!) with 124 guns for every 100 American citizens!

You might think that murders per capita in the US is evenly distributed

But You Would Be Wrong

The Red State South, bastion of GOP strength, leads in murders per capita. Out of the top 11 ‘murder’ states, the South leads with 8 including the top 7; 2 border states-MO and MD; and IL and NM are in 10th and 11th places.

So, what does WikiLeekZ conclude?

The desire for power and greed for money by the NRA and its handmaiden, the GOP have been working hand in glove for decades to supply America with as many guns as possible without any regard whatsoever for human life and grievous suffering.

In the long history of America, there has never been a more sinister, uncaring and callous marriage of two forces so indifferent to the safety and well-being of average, everyday Americans?

Because of the NRA and GOP, America has become the most UNcivilized country in the world today. Every week now, newspaper headlines scream and television announcers glumly report on the latest mass murder.

Americans are almost becoming immune to the weekly toll of children with body parts scattered across their class rooms, innocent shoppers lying lifeless on the pavement covered in blood and theatre patrons fleeing in panic only to succumb to automatic rifle fire.

We have become numb as we watch interviews with hysterical, grieving families as they try to comprehend why their child, father or wife will no longer be a part of their life.

You Would Be Wrong if You Thought There is Nothing to be Done.

There’s an election in 2024. If you want to continue watching and reading about and perhaps be one of the victims, continue voting for the godless, hypocritical enablers of the GOP. Or, don’t vote out of disgust with our representatives.

But, IF you want to see a change in the murder statistics in the US, vote the lapdogs of the NRA out of office regardless of any other political calculation.

Make America Safe Again!

Zeny

 

 

 Trump Launches Fake Rape Tour & Merchandise Venture.

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Donald J trump Enterprises* has a new website, maps and a self-guiding audio tour of the ‘ALLEGED’,  ‘FAKE’ rape/sexual assault locations with names, dates and details of his purported violent activity. If you act before midnight tonight, you’ll pay only $99.50 for this explosive, revealing package.

Wait, there’s more- For an additional $29.95, the Trump organization will divulge the hotel and room number of the Alleged, Fake sexual encounter with Stormy Daniels. And, for the first time, will detail exactly what TV programs trump was watching; hint- ‘it has sharp teeth’.

The self-guiding tour kit contains a picture of the dressing room in Bergdorf-Goodman’s Lingerie department and department floor plan. And for only $167.69, you can purchase a bra similar to the one alleged to have been modeled by Ms Carroll. It’s the perfect accent piece for your bedroom, bath or laundry room.

If you order the trump “They let you grab’em by the pussy” package before midnight tonight, the trump Enterprises will include a signed (by trump) genuine cock tail napkin from the very same airline in which trump denies groping a female passenger seated next to him. This unique piece of significant Americana is only $19.95 if ordered by midnight.

And finally, only for those among the 40% of Republicans who still admire and worship trump with all of his human foibles, you can purchase an 8x10 glossy photograph of the entire room at Mar a Lago in which he was accused of sexually assaulting a writer who was assigned to write a story about the approaching first anniversary of trump’s marriage to Melania … for only $49.50.

And if you want to upgrade and be the talk of your neighborhood, for only $149.50, trump will personally autograph the photo. This beautiful 8x10 glossy will make any room in your home or office glow in the reflected glory of a Fake trump attempted conquest.

Watch for the upcoming TV reality show where trump takes viewers on a ’best of’ tour of his FAKE sexual encounters. Fox will produce the show and will air after midnight local time.

Plans are in the works for a spin-off which will document trumps real life, manly sexual exploits with running commentary from Melania and Marla. The M&M girls will not only read from contemporaneous notes written while trump is doing his thing, but will outline their plans to file suit.

The website states that when you buy these items, proceeds will be earmarked for the Trump in 2024 Presidential campaign and to pay attorney fees to fight these spurious charges.

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*Donald J Trump Enterprises makes absolutely NO declaration that any word, phrase, story, offering, item for sale is in fact true or accurate. The website and all of its statements are pure fantasy and have no relationship to the truth.

Caveat Emptor…(that is a true statement)

 

 

Tucker Carlson to Throw His Hat Into Ring

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Carlson’s  campaign slogan … He’s Farther Right than trump But Younger and Smarter

WikiLeekZ has learned that Tucker Carlson, darling of Far Right, Wing Nut Americans, will soon declare himself as a candidate for President of the United States.

According to Carlson, he resigned from Fox News to “Make America More American”

Tucker will name his running mate soon. They will campaign together to win the Republican Party nomination for President and VP of the US. Carlson’s choice for his running mate seems to be between extremists Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Carlson acolyte, George Santos.

But WikiLeekZ has an impeccable source that guarantees that Carlson will use his  charm to convince trump to be his running mate. He will promise trump that when they’re elected and after a short period in office, he’ll ‘develop’ an ailment that requires his resignation opening the door to a second trump presidency.

The WikiLeekZ source adds that when elected, Carlson will not, under any circumstances resign and in fact will aid the ongoing Fed investigations into trump to assure that trump will himself be out of office within a year.

Murdoch, as is his wont, will be kissing Carlson’s ass and together, Fox and its new- again friend will once more rule the airwaves in preparation for another nutty, dangerous four years and perhaps more.

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‘Hollywood Writers Overwhelmingly Vote to Authorize Strike’

Television and Movie Chiefs make panicked calls to Google

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WikiLeekZ has learned that in the light of a looming writer’s strike numerous CEO’s, showrunners and producers in the film and TV industries are making frantic calls to Google/Alphabet head honcho, Sundar Pichai, today. They’re setting up meetings, lunches and dinners with Pichai in order to be sure that Google’s Bard is up and running and ready to crank out completed, ready to-go-stories and scripts for a full season of movies, documentaries and TV shows for the upcoming season.

WikiLeekZ also recognizes that the top brass of the entertainment industry is dog-tired of script writers expecting to be paid a living wage for the stories they crank out, much of it drivel. They hope that Bard can crank out the same nonsense that the American public accepts on screens and that Bard can provide an endless supply of entertainment fodder without the writer-caused stress and expense. They all say- why not Bard?

The entertainment moguls all agreed that it’s a Brave New World out there and they must be prepared for A I to take over many important facets of human activity and life including entertainment.

In the course of their conversations and in answer to their question, they’ve learned that Google has almost completed an editing program called Samuel Johnson-SAMJ for short. It will not only edit Bard’s ‘writing’ but will be capable of editing all human activities from birth to death with a view toward making human beings much more logical and practical.

Apple is also working on an A I human editing program initially called SPOCK.

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Tanks, Sumo Wrestlers and Big Foot to Protect Tennessee School Children

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Recently, in response to the Nashville, TN school shooting, Tennessee’s Republican House Majority Leader William Lamberth said that to keep school safe… “I don’t care if we have to park a tank outside a school,”

What he also said, but not reported, was that “we should place a Patriot Missile battery, Big Foot and Sumo Wrestlers in every Tennessee school in order to keep our children safe from all of those crazies whom we allow to purchase assault rifles”.

Lamberth noted that since 376 well-armed officers did not intervene in the Uvalde school shooting, it would be useless to station police officers in every school as protection.

He also stated that his plan would guarantee full employment in the tank and missile industries, would be a boon to the Sumo Wrestling Union and help to integrate Big Feet into society.

Texas governor, Abbott, not to be outdone and worried that he might be upstaged as the official most interested in protecting school children from the best armed mass killers in the world proposed that armed Chechen fighters and Mafia enforcers from New Jersey take up residence on each US school campus.

Governor DeSantis and Donald trump outlined their own plans to protect kids by…

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Tennessee -  A Grotesque Display of Overt Racism and Absurdity

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You can’t make up this stuff!

These days it takes a lot to stun WikiLeekZ by political activity combined with plain ignorance, greed, bigotry and hatred. But the Republican majorly in the Tennessee House of Representatives managed to stun WikiLeekZ yesterday by expelling two of its members.

 

The reason given for kicking them out - for attending a protest rally of Tennesseans in the House chamber protesting gun violence - AKA murdering kids and teachers and calling for stronger gun control. Last week 6 human beings were murdered in a Nashville school including 3 young children.

 

There were three House members who joined in the protest. Two were expelled. Two were black and one was white. Guess which 2 of the 3 were expelled? Yeah, you guessed it correctly.

What’s next, WikiLeekZ asks? Are red state Republicans across the country considering following Tennessee’s example by expelling Democrats who don’t agree with them on a wide range of issues?

WikiLeekZ has discovered that Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jim Jordan huddled today to figure out how they could get rid of those troublesome US House of Representatives Dems so that the GOP, an authoritarian, extremist political party can survive and thrive.

In a grotesque display of an acute lack of self-awareness, the Republican-led resolution to expel the members, described those protests as “disorderly behavior that ‘knowingly and intentionally’ brought disorder and dishonor to the (Tennessee) House of Representatives.”

Protesting the murder of 3 kids and their teachers brings “disorder and dishonor to the House of Representatives”!?  Whereas business as usual … doing nothing to control weapons such as AK-47’s  in order to lessen the mayhem, mutilation and murder of innocent kids is what responsible, caring officials should do?

WikiLeekZ states again…You can’t make up this stuff!

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OJ and trump- history’s most famous freeway rides

 

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trump again got what he wanted - a place in American history. Yesterday, trump’s widely-covered convoy drive to La Guardia airport, became firmly etched in millions of minds reminding Americans of the helicopter coverage of OJ’s infamous White Bronco drive along LA’s freeways.

 

trump also joins other recent US Presidents whose legacies, despite years of policy decisions and elections, are often reduced in history to one line. “Read my lips....”, I did not have sex with....”, “mission accomplished”. Before yesterday, trump’s “grab ‘em by the pussy” was his rhetorical claim to fame.

 

But now, trump joins OJ and an illustrious group of presidents by adding aerial coverage of his caravan of black SUV’s traversing NYC’s freeway system.

 

Despite all of the crazy, insipid actions and words that trump has produced as an American political figure, he will be now be best remembered by the overhead video of the black SUV caravan bringing trump - ignominiously, tail between his legs, back to his residence-in-exile, Mar-a-Lago.

 

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trump raises over $4 million in the 24 hours after the indictment became public - HuffPost, 

searches for more crimes to commit-WikiLeekZ

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trump’s indictment has been a boon to his struggling fundraising. The campaign announced Friday evening that it had raised over $4 million in the 24 hours after the indictment became public, surpassing its previous record after the FBI search of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club.

WikiLeekZ reports that general euphoria broke out at Mar-A-Lago when indictment fundraising totals were tabulated and announced. The club dining room guests burst into sustained applause! Upon hearing the good news, trump convened his top advisors in an effort to figure out what new crimes trump could commit ASAP to fill his coffers.

Rape, malfeasance in office and doctoring of company records have already been used and instituted by trump - so new crimes had to be well-thought-out. After 6 hours of non-stop, in-depth investigations into numerous criminal activities, trump and his advisors made the decision to Beta test 12 criminal proposals with MAGA focus groups in order to ascertain which crimes would rake in the most money.

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trump shows up early, confess everything and begs for jail time

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Donald trump, in a surprise move, surrendered himself early this morning at the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse. trump was fingerprinted, had his mug shot taken and then surprised everyone when he confessed to all of the crimes he’s ever perpetrated and begged the judge to put him into the slammer immediately.

As everyone looked on in complete surprise, trump fished around in his briefcase and held up an April 2023 calendar with today’s date circled in red and walked out, laughing at the ‘losers’ with his phalanx of lawyers and a downcast-looking Melania trailing far behind.

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Republicans Declare: Right to Bare Arms, Not Penises

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Citing the 2^nd Amendment which does not mention Penises                                                                    Florida Republicans to Beta Test slogans in Right Wing Florida Focus Groups

According to WikiLeekZ sources, the Florida RNC in conjunction with De Santis is testing out mottos to win hearts and minds of the Republican voters.

Republicans believe they have found the perfect solution to school kid’s education

Here are just a few ideas…

Republicans pledge safety from seeing penises in art class, but won’t guarantee that kids won’t be shot while said in class

We’ll save you from seeing penises, but won’t save you from being killed

Guns Good; Penises Bad

And for their first foreign assault on indecency-

If elected, Republicans pledge to save Florentine’s from David…and other 16^th Century abominations, atrocities and outrages against Republican-style  civilization

   

Hercules and Cacus                                              Rape of the Sabine Women

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Florida Sues California to Remove Native American Fertility Monument

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                                                  California          ©Zeny

Yesterday, the State of Florida filed suit in a Federal District Court to require the State of California to remove the Sacred Native American Fertility Monument with all due speed.

The nut of the State of Florida’s argument is that vacationing Floridians with underage (21years old or less) kids may perhaps possiblly be driving by this gigantic obscene shrine to pornography causing it to be seen by their young, innocent children.

Such an occurrence perhaps, might possibly scar their fragile little ones for life, or at least a few seconds. The appearance of such an indecent, lewd, licentious object may also cause the parents of their innocent offspring to be asked questions that they find extremely awkward and uncomfortable to answer.

                            

                                    Florence                          ©Zeny

WikileekZ asks, will “The ‘Rape of the Sabine Women’  be next”?

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