trump shows up early, confess
everything and begs for jail time
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
Donald trump,
in a surprise move, surrendered himself early this morning at the Manhattan Criminal
Courthouse. trump was fingerprinted, had his mug shot taken and then surprised
everyone when he confessed to all of the crimes he’s ever perpetrated and
begged the judge to put him into the slammer immediately.
As everyone
looked on in complete surprise, trump fished around in his briefcase and held
up an April 2023 calendar with today’s date circled in red and walked out,
laughing at the ‘losers’ with his phalanx of lawyers and a downcast-looking
Melania trailing far behind.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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