Tuesday, August 24, 2021

 

“All hope abandon ye who enter here.”-Dante

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Dante re-emerges to rewrite The Inferno to include infamous individuals of the American 21nd Century

Dante Alighieri, who ostensibly died in Ravello in 1321, has incredibly re-emerged to put quill to parchment. Dante, in his divine manner, has chosen to unambiguously include the names of Gov DeSantis, Gov Abbott, Hannity, Ingraham, Tucker Carlson and others in Circles 8 and 9 of The Inferno for their sins of fraud and treachery.

In a nationally televised interview conducted by Walter Cronkite and watched by thousands of literary students, Mr Alighieri explained that he was exhausted from rolling over in his grave as he perceived numerous acts of treachery exhibited by De Santis, Abbott et al as they condemned mask and Covid vaccine mandates even while thousands of their citizens were needlessly dying from Covid 19. “And I know about the Plague” stated Mr Alighieri.  

Mr Alighieri explained that since Guttenberg was no longer in business, he prevailed upon Harper-Collins to publish his revised copy of The Inferno, which should be completed any century now and go on sale at your local pharmacy.

“And that’s the way it is”

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Saturday, August 21, 2021

 

Trump Throws in the Towel

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In what was thought to be a brilliant PR  move,  the campaign staff of the loser of the 2020 presidential election convinced trump that he personally should bring aid to earthquake- ravaged Haiti in an effort to further burnish his already stellar humanitarian image.

The plan was to have trump fly to Santo Domingo, in the Dominican Republic and board a helicopter filled with humanitarian supplies to distribute to the hungry and thirsty Haitians. After the mission was completed, trump would return to Florida and land at the Miami airport amid cheers from his huge, adoring red-hatted fans.

 

Trump’s communications shop alerted local TV stations which made sure that crews were in place on the ground in Haiti near a sufficiently damaged building as a background.

 

As the copter was descending, trump noticed that the people looked ragged and dirty - which one would expect after a week without food, water or a home.

 

“I ain’t going down there and be near those filthy, dark people-are you kidding me? trump bellowed.

 

He then ordered the chopper door opened and begin throwing packaged paper towels out the door with a childish glee.

 

“Keep circling the crowd” he demanded above the roar of the blades. “They love me, they’re waving at me” he shouted as he tossed a whole 4 pack out.

 

In actual fact, some were giving him the finger while others attended to their friends who were lying on the ground writhing in pain after being struck by those missiles launched by the great benefactor.

 

trump couldn’t wait to get back to civilization and a TV to see what a hit he was with those dirty, dark people in that shithole country.

 

For some reason, calls have not been returned to WikiLeekZ asking for comment on trump’s humanitarian mission.

 

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Saturday, August 14, 2021

 

WikiLeekZ asks…What’s worse?     Trump’s - 0  or  Obama’s  - 200+

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No one showed up at Former President Donald trump’s Reinstatement Ceremony on Friday the 13th and that’s a good thing… No mass Covid 19 spread. trump and the My Pillow Guy positioned the lack of Presidential Reinstatement as a humanitarian, patriotic gesture in the face of the rapidly spreading Delta variant.

That’s a Good Thing. WikiLeekZ says “Okay, Whatever”.

Obama made his position clear by stating that because of the Delta virus raging throughout the country, he would downgrade his mammoth 60th birthday party and invite only family and close friends.

WikiLeekZ says “okay, so far so good”.

HOWEVER

Former President Barack Obama held his very own  Covid 19 Super-Spreader in the same state…Massachusetts, that made headlines last month for a Covid  19 Super-Spreader in Provincetown, MA.

Yes, he downgraded the party from 500…and that’s a good thing

BUT there were 200 invited guests and when you add staff including…cleaning, catering, planners, entertainment, parking, wait staff, security, bartender’s et al, that’s a pretty big number. At least 300+.  That’s a lot of people gathered together for many hours dancing, singing, drinking and hugging and almost everyone forgot their masks!

THAT’S A BAD THING!

If trump had had such a party or actually held a large Reinstatement Ceremony, the media would have mercilessly excoriated him as an uncaring, dangerous, faux aristocratic ‘Let Them Eat Cake’ Former President.

Well, Former President Obama, if the shoe fits. Any way you slice that cake, it’s not only a BAD LOOK, WRONG and DANGEROUS but demonstrates a great lack of empathy and understanding of the nation’s terrible plight at a critical juncture in the battle with a devastating disease.

SHAME ON YOU! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? YOU DON’T GET TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

Saturday, August 7, 2021

 

WikiLeekZ Unmasks Florida Governor as the Manchurian Covidian Candidate

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has recommended universal masking in all schools, saying it is among the best strategies available to mitigate spread of the corona virus. But Florida has banned their school districts from imposing requirements.

Yesterday, with 74 cases per 100K, Florida trails only Arkansas and has posted a 144% increase in the last week.

Governor Ron DeSantis is a candidate for a second term as governor of Florida and a likely candidate for the presidency in 2024.

However, contrary to all intelligent, rational thought, Manchurian Covidian Candidate, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), has threatened to withhold funding from districts that don’t comply with the anti-mask mandate and argues that masks should be a personal choice.

The Manchurian Covidian Candidate, DeSantis, has fully ruled out another lockdown in the state, decried any kind of vaccine passport program and lambasted state jurisdictions that are starting to tell vaccinated people to continue to wear masks.

WikiLeekZ asks, which country, person or company has brainwashed DeSantis to the point where his policies threaten the lives of Floridians of all ages? What was the key to awaken his perfidy in Florida?

WikiLeekZ wonders out loud if Russia might have gotten to DeSantis and brainwashed him into making it dangerous for all Floridians in the time of Covid.

“How DeSantis got his swamp drained by Igor, Lev, and Russian cash”-Palm Beach Post

‘At the time, DeSantis, an office-seeking acolyte of President Donald Trump— was a natural target for Kremlin cash. He received a cash infusion of $50,000 from Lev and Igor which he eventually returned after the scheme was blown open.’

If not Russia, then who or what could have turned an American governor into an automaton who willfully is endangering the lives of Americans - including school children?

WikiLeekZ wants to know. American needs to know.

Are there other Manchurian Covidian Candidates roaming freely across the land?

Could a Manchurian Covidian Candidate become President of the United States?

 

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

 

 

Thursday, August 5, 2021

 

WikiLeekZ meets the Twilight Zone

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*“You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

A scouting party of a deadly virus from an unknown source descended upon the earth in late 2019. Some called it the Corona virus, others Covid. Many scoffed and went about their lives as if nothing had happened; some leaders sneered and tried to ‘happy talk’ it away.

The virus sent its tentacles spreading all over the globe, probing for weaknesses and attacking the inhabitants of our planet. When, after a year, defenses were mounted in the form of shots and jabs offering the possibility of eradicating the now numerous scouting parties turned killing machines, Covid summoned up an arsenal of, as yet unheard of, weapons in the hand to hand combat.

First it was the UK variant, then the South African variant and later, realizing more firepower was needed, Covid unleashed the Delta variant. Despite multiple warnings from authorities to its citizens to arm themselves with masks and vaccines, almost half the US population did not heed the warnings.  The Delta variant attacked unarmored earthlings with a vengeance not seen since the Dark Days of refrigerated truck morgues in NYC and funeral pyres in Calcutta choking people with the stench of burning flesh.

Despite these macabre scenes and real-life agony in Red States such as Missouri, Florida and Texas, smug, insatiable, power-hungry officials with Beelzebub-like ignorance did all in their power to accommodate and assist the Delta Force virus in their mass slaughter. They ordered that mask-wearing, the first line of resistance against Delta and its cohorts, not be mandated and that gatherings, small and large-indoors and outside continue as if there were not a care in the world.

Covid and its mutants wondered if this was some kind of a clever trick, a ruse or a trap to defeat them…never imagining that this ‘cleverness’ was simply arrogance and ignorance. This arrogance, Covid soon realized, would certainly result in their ability to sustain the attack and continue spreading their death and destruction throughout the land and give them time for the most important weapons in their arsenal to arrive in a landing party composed of variants a thousand times more powerful; variants which would blast their way through any current defenses Pfizer and Moderna could possibly mount.

After years of waging battles to make the ignorant understand and listen to science and millions upon millions of earthlings killed, Covid seemed to finally be defeated by the surviving medical labs and research facilities and the developed vaccines people willingly took.

Not all of the ignorant leaders succumbed.

**“He's alive so long as these evils exist. Remember that when he comes to your town. Remember it when you hear his voice speaking out through others.”

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*The Twilight Zone Opening Words

** The Twilight Zone Ending Words

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, August 4, 2021

 

IN HIS PRESENT STATE OF MIND, tRUMP IS STILL PRESIDENT

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Trump’s Pretend Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, recently let slip that trump has a ‘shadow cabinet’. WikiLeekZ calls it trump’s ‘Cabinet of Curiosities’ because WikiLeekZ believes that its All Star members include such luminaries as the My Pillow Guy, Steven Miller, Joe Arpaio, the Buffalo Guy,  Paul Manafort, Eric Trump, Mike Flynn, Sean Hannity, Marjorie Taylor Green, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Ivanka Trump and Jim Jordan.

In a telephone interview with WikiLeekZ, Meadows insisted that Trump is “a president who is fully engaged, very focused and who stays focused on his task,”

In an interview with Newsmax, Meadows asserted the he has met with former President Donald Trump and “Cabinet members” about plans to “move forward in a real way,”

This is what WikiLeekZ has concluded. In trump’s mind, trump was not only victorious in the Red States which everyone acknowledges, but he also posted victories in the following states which trump insists gave him an overwhelming, unprecedented, landslide win in the 2020 presidential election.

In trump’s current ‘State of Mind’, he was the winner in the following States: The State of Disrepair; the State of Anxiety; the State of Decay and the State of Shock which led to his State of Arousal and State of Confusion.   

He definitely didn’t earn the State of Grace or Head of State!

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.