Trump Throws in the Towel
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In what was thought to be a brilliant PR move, the campaign staff of the loser of the 2020 presidential
election convinced trump that he personally should bring aid to earthquake-
ravaged Haiti in an effort to further burnish his already stellar humanitarian
image.
The
plan was to have trump fly to Santo Domingo, in the Dominican Republic and
board a helicopter filled with humanitarian supplies to distribute to the
hungry and thirsty Haitians. After the mission was completed, trump would
return to Florida and land at the Miami airport amid cheers from his huge,
adoring red-hatted fans.
Trump’s
communications shop alerted local TV stations which made sure that crews were
in place on the ground in Haiti near a sufficiently damaged building as a
background.
As
the copter was descending, trump noticed that the people looked ragged and
dirty - which one would expect after a week without food, water or a home.
“I
ain’t going down there and be near those filthy, dark people-are you kidding
me? trump bellowed.
He
then ordered the chopper door opened and begin throwing packaged paper towels
out the door with a childish glee.
“Keep
circling the crowd” he demanded above the roar of the blades. “They love me,
they’re waving at me” he shouted as he tossed a whole 4 pack out.
In
actual fact, some were giving him the finger while others attended to their
friends who were lying on the ground writhing in pain after being struck by
those missiles launched by the great benefactor.
trump
couldn’t wait to get back to civilization and a TV to see what a hit he was
with those dirty, dark people in that shithole country.
For
some reason, calls have not been returned to WikiLeekZ asking for comment on trump’s
humanitarian mission.
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