We’ve all seen news pictures of VP Pence, without a mask,
walking, talking and spreading his germs around Mayo Clinic yesterday. WTF!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
Masks? What mask? I
don’t need no stinkin mask!
I’m the Veep and I get
tested for CV every 12 seconds or sooner if I touch anything or if I breathe.
That’s why I don’t need no stinkin mask.
And, BTW, my boss would
kill me (in a figurative way, not literally, I think) if he saw me wearing a
stinkin badge sissy mask. Anyway,
it’s not the macho thing to do, according to el Jefe. We don’t wear no masks in
the White House or at press briefings neither. We’re men, macho men, not wimps.
Hell, even Tony and Debbie
don’t wear no stinkin masks at the pressers. We want to show all Americans that
there is nothing to be worried about and even if there was, we wouldn’t tell
you.
Everything is fine in
Morning in America. By the way, washing hands is not all that it’s cracked up
to be.
So, go out, see
movies, eat at packed diners and get your hair trimmed as you workout. It’s
America, we’re the greatest and soon, very soon, el jefe assures me, we will be
at zero.
(He didn’t mean zero
Americans left, did he?)
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
This guy is in charge of our national coronavirus response so it's little wonder it's been a complete catastrophe.