“I’ll say it with great respect: number one, she’s not my type” - trump

              ”We Got a Lemon He’s Certainly Not My Type” - WikiLeekZ

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“I’ll say it with great respect: number one, she’s not my type; number two, it never happened,” –  donald j trump-yesterday from The Hill

When the writer, E Jean Carroll, recently accused trump of a sexual attack in Bergdorf Goodman years ago, (“I don’t use the word rape” she said, even though, according to Carroll, trump forcibly penetrated her).

WikiLeekZ can only surmise that also in trump’s ‘Not My Type’ category are…

1)         Ivana (In her 1990 divorce deposition, Ivana Trump accused her soon-to-be ex-husband of raping her in a fit of rage the previous year.)

2)         Stormy Daniels as “Horseface”,  "Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer." - trump

3)         Marla Maples…how long did that one last?

4)         On Carli Fiorina (“Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?”-donald j trump)

5)         trump deemed Maxine Waters a “low-IQ person.”

6)         and, too numerous to mention, trump publicly called various women “crazy”, very insecure”, “a vary bad actor”, “a dog and a liar”, “that dog, crazy, crying, low life” and much more.

7)         After Jessica Leeds said in 2016 that Mr. Trump groped her on an airplane in the 1980s, trump responded- “believe me, she would not be my first choice.”

8)         trump described Rosie O’Donnell as having “a fat, ugly face.”

WikiLeekZ guesses that trump’s Type are individuals such as: V. Putin; Kim Jung Un; Joe Arpaio; the Proud Boys; White Nationalists; Roy Moore; Andrew Jackson;  Laura Ingraham;  Jeannie Pirro; Mohammed  Bin Salmon and the 3 Steves …King, Bannon & Miller.

Hey donald…Are the 15 + women who have accused you of sexual misconduct with them ‘your type’ or do you still cling to the lie that “it never happened”?

WikiLeekZ reminds us that even though “it never happened”, trump still paid Stormy Daniels more than $100,000.00 and a large sum to Karen McDougal… a lot of cash for something that “never happened”.

What a Man! What a Way with Women! What a Kind, Thoughtful, Empathetic, Concerned, Understanding and Appreciative Man! What a Role Model for America’s Youth! What a Leader! What a Moral Guide and Force! What a Christian!

For all of that and more, WikiLeekZ names trump LEMON OF THE CENTURY

                                             The Perpetual "trump I’m a Lemon” Trophy

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Pelosi Pissing Into the Wind

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WikiLeekZ has learned that an exasperated Nancy Pelosi is ready to put ‘Plan R’ into effect. Plans A, B and C, etc. The Mueller Report, Closed Door House Hearings, Subpoenas, Court Orders, Pissing into the Wind, etc, have not changed minds in America about Trump’s chicanery.

Thus, ‘Plan R’, officially designated HR ’R’ (The Reading Bill), the ‘Let’s Pay Americans to Read Bill’ was introduced and passed by the Democratically controlled House of Representatives and will go on to the Senate to become completely compromised.

HR ‘R’ states that ‘to help insure that the American People are up to date on Political Chicanery (and Danger) of Trump and Russia, the US Government will pay each and every American who reads, writes and sends to the House Post Office a book report about the Mueller Report will receive a check in the mail for $150.00.

In order for the Senate to pass the bill, Mitch McConnell has demanded that in addition to the Mueller Report, Americans may read and write a book report on The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Mein Kampf and/or The Art of the Deal. Reading and reporting on all 3 would mean that a $450.00 check would be sent to those who sent in their3 book reports.

The compromise Senate bill passed by a narrow margin, went to the House and was reluctantly passed and has been in effect for 2 weeks.

WikiLeekZ has learned that because more $450 checks have been sent out than $150 checks, Pelosi is reluctantly thinking that perhaps ‘Plan I’ (Impeachment) may have to be the next step taken sometime in the future.

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‘Norway, IF You’re Listening’?

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ABCTV-George S interviewing D Trump yesterday

“Your campaign this time around, if foreigners, if Russia, if China, if someone else offers you information on opponents, should they accept it or should they call the FBI”?  - Stephanopoulos                                                                                                                                          

“If somebody called from a country-Norway”- ‘we have information on your opponent’, “I think I’d take it”.-Trump

“You want that kind of interference in our elections”? –Stephanopoulos                                                                                                                                                                                                                  “It’s not interference. They have information. I think I’d take it”. –Trump

This is the signal generations of Norwegians have been listening for, but were beginning to think it would never come because of Julian Assange’s incarceration.

From the Reindeer Herders in the north to the Lutefisk fishermen in the south, Norwegians nationwide are dusting off, updating and sending in their Democratic candidate oppo research to the Central Norwegian Opposition Research Center in central Oslo. For decades, political junkies in Norway have been scouring the internet, combing through newspapers and gleaning insider information from their cousins in the Upper Midwest as they built their dossiers.

By Diplomatic Courier, the CNORC of Norway will be handing off its compilation of oppo research to Don, Jr* and Jared Kushner** in Trump Tower within one week.

With Julian Assange locked up, WikiLeaks is thought to be considering calling upon WikiLeekZ to continue its crusade and publish the Norwegian dirty snow on Trump’s opponents.

*’If it’s what I think it is and is blond, I love it’

**’It’s not blond, it’s dirty snow, Donnie’

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“The Prince of Whales”…Who says Trump isn’t Humorous?

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Trump tweeted on Thursday that he had also spoken to “the Prince of Whales”.

WikiLeekZ would like to note that Trump, who has a keen sense of humor, has nicknames for almost everyone he knows and doesn’t know. In fact, WikiLeekZ has it from reliable sources within the White House that Trump’s staff has many handles for Trump.

Trump’s humor rubs off on his staff who call Trump the Prince of Tales, the Prince of Tails, the Prince of Fails, the Prince of Wails and the Prince of Sales.

The following are some of Trump’s Sobriquets … Paul Manafort is the Prince of Jails, Dick Cheney is the Prince of Quails, Larry Ellison is the prince of Sails, Putin is the Prince of Males and AG Barr is the Prince of Bails.

When Trump can’t remember specific names, he calls the Head of NOAA the Prince of Gales and Hails, the Secretary of the Interior the Prince of Trails, Secretary of Transportation the Prince of Rails, Fema Head…the Prince of Pails, The Postmaster General as the Prince of Mails, The Head of Fracking… The Prince of Shales and the Secretary of Agriculture as the Prince of Kales.

Humorless WikiLeekZ simply calls Trump the Prince of Darkness.

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Trump Profits from Queen’s Gift

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Queen Elizabeth II gave President Trump an abridged first edition of Winston Churchill's "The Second World War". The book was presented in a crimson and gold-tooled cover and featured hand-sewn headbands in the colors of the United States and United Kingdom flags.  –CNN

WikiLeekZ guesses that the Queen may have signed the book…perhaps Churchill himself signed it as well…a very special gift. WikiLeekZ believes that the Queen made a not so sly, but clever put down of the Donald, who notoriously does not read, by gifting him a printed book, and not the audio version of the work.

Trump, not to be upstaged by anyone, even the Queen of England, had his staff scour London for a copy of Art of the Deal written by Tony Schwartz and 3-word-contributor, Donald J Trump. For some strange reason, his sycophantic staff was able to find many unsold, dusty copies alongside all of the other unsold Trump Tomes.  

The next evening, during the Queen’s formal State dinner honoring Trump, he handed her a cleaned-up copy of Art of the Deal that he graciously triple-signed…on the front cover, the inside cover, and the back cover. During Trump’s speech, he told the Queen that this gift to her is an important collector’s item and worth a lot of money.

Later, when Trump returned to his room, he put the Queen’s gift to him…Churchill’s “The Second World War” up for sale on e-bay, asking price- $100,000. Trump autographed version-$200,000.

For her Majesty’s part, the Queen, mentioned to Prince Harry that evening that she and Princess Meghan would read the Art of the Deal together and perhaps along with this book, the American Meghan would explain Trump to the Queen.

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