Wednesday, June 26, 2019


“I’ll say it with great respect: number one, she’s not my type” - trump

              ”We Got a Lemon He’s Certainly Not My Type” - WikiLeekZ


WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

“I’ll say it with great respect: number one, she’s not my type; number two, it never happened,” –  donald j trump-yesterday from The Hill

When the writer, E Jean Carroll, recently accused trump of a sexual attack in Bergdorf Goodman years ago, (“I don’t use the word rape” she said, even though, according to Carroll, trump forcibly penetrated her).

WikiLeekZ can only surmise that also in trump’s ‘Not My Type’ category are…

1)         Ivana (In her 1990 divorce deposition, Ivana Trump accused her soon-to-be ex-husband of raping her in a fit of rage the previous year.)

2)         Stormy Daniels as “Horseface”,  "Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer." - trump

3)         Marla Maples…how long did that one last?

4)         On Carli Fiorina (Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?”-donald j trump)

5)         trump deemed Maxine Waters a “low-IQ person.”

6)         and, too numerous to mention, trump publicly called various women “crazy”, very insecure”, “a vary bad actor”, “a dog and a liar”, “that dog, crazy, crying, low life” and much more.

7)         After Jessica Leeds said in 2016 that Mr. Trump groped her on an airplane in the 1980s, trump responded- “believe me, she would not be my first choice.”

8)         trump described Rosie O’Donnell as having “a fat, ugly face.”

WikiLeekZ guesses that trump’s Type are individuals such as: V. Putin; Kim Jung Un; Joe Arpaio; the Proud Boys; White Nationalists; Roy Moore; Andrew Jackson;  Laura Ingraham;  Jeannie Pirro; Mohammed  Bin Salmon and the 3 Steves …King, Bannon & Miller.

Hey donald…Are the 15 + women who have accused you of sexual misconduct with them ‘your type’ or do you still cling to the lie that “it never happened”?

WikiLeekZ reminds us that even though “it never happened”, trump still paid Stormy Daniels more than $100,000.00 and a large sum to Karen McDougal… a lot of cash for something that “never happened”.

What a Man! What a Way with Women! What a Kind, Thoughtful, Empathetic, Concerned, Understanding and Appreciative Man! What a Role Model for America’s Youth! What a Leader! What a Moral Guide and Force! What a Christian!

For all of that and more, WikiLeekZ names trump LEMON OF THE CENTURY

                                             The Perpetual "trump I’m a Lemon” Trophy


WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

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