Big White House Shakeup
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is
Our Game
trump Names Ivanka Czarina of Everything
Jared Demoted to Czar of
Everything Else
Because
of these changes, WikiLeekZ will be the first to report that Bolton and Pompeo
will retain their titles…but will do nothing, absolutely nothing at all.
On
the heels of trump’s G20 Summit in Tokyo and subsequent visit to the DMZ, trump
realized that he had the advisor, the best
advisor right in his family.
When
trump noticed that Ivanka seemed to be getting along famously with Macron, IMF
President, Christine Lagarde and British Prime Minister, Teresa May, he began
thinking of elevating Ivanka. When the press asked Ivanka what they were
talking about, she glowingly told them that the ‘girls’ were really pleased
with her makeup and accessorizing suggestions.
That dazzling
answer prompted trump to invite Ivanka to the DMZ to discuss the festering
nuclear issues with Kim Jung Un and trump. (Bolton was away doing important
things in Mongolia at the time). When queried later about the 3-way meeting,
Ivanka brightly said that Kim was ecstatic about her suggestions to color
coordinate his long-range missiles in mauve tones and to paint yellow and
white daisies on his array of nuclear warheads.
A few
days after the DMZ meeting, President Kim wrote a flowery letter to trump
suggesting that perhaps Ivanka might send her decorator over to N Korea to
re-imagine the short range missiles and tactical nuclear weapons that are currently
targeted at S Korea.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May
Be Someday
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