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WikiLeekZ has Heard Many People Say That trump is Gay

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Yesterday, Emerald Robinson, a reporter from the right-wing American One Network, asked trump “if the administration was looking into possible immigration fraud committed by Ilhan Omar for possibly marrying her brother.”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    “Well, there’s a lot of talk about the fact that she was married to her brother. I know nothing about it,” trump said.                                                                                                                                           “I hear she was married to her brother. You’re asking me a question about it. I don’t know, but I’m sure there’s somebody who will be looking at that,” trump added.

WikiLeekZ keeps hearing that trump is going to choose Sarah Palin as his VP in 2020. WikiLeekZ knows very little about it, doesn’t believe it,  but will look in to it.

WikiLeekZ has heard, but doesn’t know anything about it, that trump is gay and never actually has had sex with a woman… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Also, one night, the best people…very good people, white people, tell WikiLeekZ… that in his drunken, besotted youth, trump impregnated his sister who later had an abortion. Many people say that trump told friends that it was an okay thing because they were in the south- (in the south Bronx).

WikiLeekZ keeps hearing but really doesn’t know anything about it, but people are saying, a lot of people, rich people, that if re-elected, trump will choose David Duke to head the Civil Rights Division of the Justice Department.

 Many people are saying, WikiLeekZ doesn’t know if it’s true, but someone should look into the fact that in order to get the big dollar payoff from Saudi Arabia, trump and his entire family are converting to Islam.

Many other people, and there are many, are telling WikiLeekZ that trump will become a member of the Russian Orthodox Church in order to qualify to receive the only remaining copy of the pee pee tapes and huge sums of money that Putin promised trump. WikiLeekZ doesn’t know if it’s true…but who knows? It could be true, right?                                                                                                                                                                    WikiLeekZ has heard many people say that trump wasn’t born in America but in Germany; and, his father was a GI stationed there. WikiLeekZ knows that it doesn’t make any sense at all, but that’s what WikiLeekZ has read on some website, somewhere. 

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