Putin Pays Dems to Make trump Campaign Ads

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WikiLeekZ has learned that many of the Democratic candidates had been paid by Russia to make trump campaign ads during their Las Vegas debate. It turns out that Putin sent money, talking points and catchy complete sentences to many of the Democratic candidates prior to the debate.

Since many of the candidates were almost broke, they eagerly took the money and excoriated one another for 2 heated hours.

They played into the hands of trump media operatives - handing them perfect, often devastating slurs, truths and half truths that are being, at this moment, crafted into trump campaign ads for November.

Putin, in his wisdom, spent a few million Rubles in order to prop up candidates who were at the verge of dropping out of the Primary race. He did so in order that they could continue slamming each other in their quest to make even more fodder for Putin/trump November advertisements.

The scheme is brilliant because no matter who wins the Democratic nomination, the trump/Putin team will have enough red-faced, wild and angry video footage to produce enough negative ads to aide trump/Putin for years to come.

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trump Joins Putin’s  Puppet Club

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With trump’s recent firing of his top Intelligence official, Joseph McGuire, for presenting an unvarnished report describing current Russian interference in the 2020 elections. He fired an eminently qualified intelligence officer with 36 years of experience in the Intelligence arena who retired as a Navy Vice Admiral. With this act, trump has fulfilled yet another of Putin’s demands.

trump has replaced a qualified (thus dangerous to Putin) Intelligence Chief with Richard Grenell, an entirely unqualified individual with zero intelligence experience to oversee the 17 branches of official US intelligence that keep America safe from the machinations of Putin and others.

In a secret letter made available to WikiLeekZ, Putin informed trump that because of his latest public action in helping Russia in their quest of global hegemony, he is now officially a member of Putin’s Puppet Club with all of the honors that are bestowed with that title.  trump can now build his Moscow Tower after Putin receives his 20% commission;  the pee pee tapes are not under consideration at this time.

Mitch McConnell, Devin Nunes and other Republicans are in the running for the coveted Putin’s Puppet Club membership and are hopeful that when they complete a few more anti-American, unpatriotic actions, they, too will proudly gain entry into the prized Putin’s Puppet Club.

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trump’s New Clothes

WikiLeekZ was tipped off by a White House gardener that a so-called bespoke tailor from an unnamed South American Banana Republic, was seen entering the White House with a longer than usual measuring tape draped around his neck.

It was reported by someone inside the White House, named ‘Anonymous,’ that the tailor, a tall, distinguished-looking Latino with slicked-back black hair, had an appointment with trump to measure him for a new wardrobe of suitable dictatorial attire worn to be by trump and paraded about in after trump wins the election on November 20th-or at least manages to stay in power with the help of Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, John Roberts et al.

The tailor, recommended by Roger Stone, is scheduled to reside in the White House for at least a month as he will measure all trump kids including Ivanka and Barron as well as all of the Cabinet officials and upper echelon staff. The brand new uniforms will be rolled out on election night and will be worn by all of the very top trump people from that time forth.

Cabinet and trump kids will proudly wear their (unearned) military decorations - shown to be vastly superior to the current highest ranking US military generals and admirals. An Executive Order is in the making declaring that it will be a crime for any US citizen or undocumented person who does not to salute these individuals in uniform.

trump himself and only trump, will always wear a crisp, blindingly white uniform trimmed in a gaudy  ghastly display of gold trim, gold braids, golden stars and epaulets all topped off by an oversize admiral’s hat with ‘TRUMP’ emblazoned in gold letters…both front and back.

A sample of trump’s uniform will be carefully tailored by weeks’ end to be ready for the formal portrait of the soon-to-be newly-installed-in-office president, by Trumpian court painter, Jon McNaughton.

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NBC’s Chuck Todd to enroll in George Washington University

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WikiLeekZ was not surprised to hear that NBC/MSNBC’s Chuck Todd is as ill-informed, uneducated and historically–challenged as about 35+% of the American population. However, as a TV Talking Head with an important Sunday show on NBC and a daily program on MSNBC, being ill-informed and clueless is totally unacceptable.

WikiLeekZ is even more aghast to learn that Todd’s mother is Jewish and he was raised Jewish. He must have heard or learned in passing from a family member or in a history class the nature of Hitler’s Brown Shirt Brigade.

Todd repeated what Jonathan Last wrote in the conservative site, The Bulwark, in referring to Bernie Sanders’ supporters…“No other candidate has anything like this sort of digital Brown Shirt Brigade, I mean, except for Donald Trump.”

The Brown Shirts were members of the Sturmabteilung (SA), which translates into the “Storm Detachment.” They were the paramilitary wing that helped the Nazi Party and Adolph Hitler rise to power. The Brown Shirts intimidated Romani, trade unionists, and, especially, Jews – for instance, during the 1933 Nazi boycott of Jewish businesses. Everyone knows that!

WikiLeekZ suggests that Mr Todd take a leave of absence from NBC and return to George Washington University to continue his studies and perhaps return to NBC after he has completed a degree in political history, has written a paper on the rise of Hitler and his acolytes and then, armed with all of this knowledge, apologize to all of those who have lost relatives or were touched in some way by the Holocaust, as Bernie Sanders has been.

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In March, 2016, Donald J Trump said “Real Power is Fear”

The Friday night dismissal of Lt Colonel Vindman and his twin brother from working in the White House and the firing of Ambassador Sondland piqued WikiLeekZ’ interest in what trump has done and is doing now in a historical sense.  

WikiLeekZ has assembled an interesting collection of words/writing on the now germane subject of Purges. Reporters, historians and writers have noted a pattern that is now becoming clear as we enter this election year.

Below is the collection of words and phrases and questions and answers that WikiLeekZ has pulled together in regard to One Leader to explore Purges…

He has called the press and other institutions Enemies of the People

He has denigrated and ridiculed Elites and the so-called Intelligentsia

He has done this because of His Paranoia and He has called for and worked to remove Dissenting Party Members and Government Officials in order to Consolidate Authority.

He has fired and caused the removal of Military Leaders and Political Opponents

and He has decreed laws against and jailed Ethnic Minorities

He has constantly railed against and suggested laws for ‘Anti-country’Propaganda

And He has fostered the belief in Conspiracies against Him.

He has attempted to maintain our citizens in a State of Fear and Uncertainty to stay in Power

Sounds familiar doesn’t it? Can you guess to which one leader these historians and writers are referring? If you guessed Ioseb Besarionis dzе Jughashvili, you’re correct! And, you probably know him as Josef Stalin.

You’re also on the right track if all of these words and actions in RED, sound a lot like what is happening in America today- courtesy of Czar Donald.

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GALL Is Divided Into 3 Parts

*(Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres)

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Pelosi tears up her ‘to do’ and grocery lists by mistake - thinking they were King Don’s State of His Kingdom speech

Nancy Pelosi spent the better part of trump ‘s State of His Kingdom speech by writing her grocery and to do lists only to tear them up when the so-called King Don was finished.

King Don’s thinks he’s a clever ruler. He play-acted in this TV game/reality show’s 90 minutes as if no one knew he was reading from a script, ie; LYING the whole time.

Last night, as in so many other events, King Don again demonstrated that he was MIA when his god handed out the ‘sense of shame’ and ‘self awareness’ genes.

The GALL of King Don showed itself as he divided his presentation into 3 parts.

Part 1. (ARROGANCE) Our Dear Leader, King Don, informed the uninformed masses...his admiring throng, of all of the great accomplishments only a genius ruler such as King Don could have done.

Even the theoretically-informed members of Congress hooted and hollered, braying numerous times like the asses they showed themselves to be as the lies, partial lies and half truths came gushing from his royal TelePrompTer voice.

Part 2, (EMPATHY) trump worked with what he does second best, after lying, as he played host in his ego-driven version of a TV reality show by introducing heart- tugging, mostly black, human tear-jerking stories capped off by the fake surprise awarding of the highest national honor to ...El Rushbo! He bestowed the Medal of Freedom right after honoring a 100 year old black Tuskegee Airman. His Highness honored El Rushbo, a hate-spewing windbag who was a major Obama birther...and who denigrated and ridiculed Obama for 8 years. And, King Don, without a shred of irony or self-awareness, did this during Black History Month.

By the way, throughout the whole shameful debacle, King Don struck his ‘look at me, I look just like Mussolini, don’t I’ pose. He”s become very good at aping the ignominiously hung Italian dictator.

Part 3. (VILE, DARK, EVIL) You can’t have King Don, feeling his oats, and not injecting fear and violence into an oratory flourish. Murder, fear, mayhem, rape and blood are the stock and trade of King Don as he brings the fear of the other crashing down upon the heads of his sycophantic lemmings and fat cat anti-Americans.

King Don delivered his dark warning to America for all to see and contemplate in choosing the direction of a future America. Shall we, as a nation, succumb to an authoritarian, know-nothing leader (and his spineless, sycophantic, hypocritical enablers) as King Don has shown himself to be.

Or, shall we reclaim our country for all honest, empathetic Americans who know, in their hearts and minds that our country is compassionate and has a future which is not filled with fear, vile hatred and cowardliness?

The State of the Union is teetering on the edge. King Don showed exactly who he is and where he’s going. Shall we follow or forge a new direction?

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*Julius Caesar in Bello Gallica 57BC

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trump in Stupor? Has Stupid Day on Super Bowl Sunday… proves again he's Not qualified to lead USA

During a fawning FOX interview by Sean Hannity before the Super Bowl, when asked what he thinks about Michael Bloomberg, trump responded presidentially-

"Uh, very little. I just think of little," Trump said. "You know, now he wants a box for the debates to stand on. OK, it’s OK, there’s nothing wrong. You can be short. Why should he get a box to stand on, OK? He wants a box for the debates. Why should he be entitled to that? Really. Does that mean everyone else gets a box? ... I would love to run against Bloomberg."

Bloomberg campaign spokeswoman, Julie Ward, responded by saying trump was lying. –“He’s a pathological liar about everything: his fake hair; his obesity and his spray-on tan”

Trump orders 2 Boxes on Amazon- causes Russian Crisis

WikiLeekZ has learned that following the Fox Interview, trump almost precipitated an international crisis when he ordered 2 wooden boxes on Amazon. One for Bloomberg-*height 5’8” & one for V Putin-*height 5’7”.

*according to Wikipedia

And, Despite trump’s umpteenth Geographically Incorrect pronouncement…

trump ends His Stupor Bowl Sunday in Triumph…

WikiLeekZ has learned that Southwest Airlines has offered a million dollar contract to trump if they can use his Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl congratulatory tweet in their ‘Wanna Get Away’  Southwest Airlines commercials.

SWA wants to use trump’s entire tweet-

Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback, under immense pressure. You represented the Great State of Kansas …so very well.

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