Trump Visits Northern Californians …Making Us All Feel Euphoric and Safe

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President Donald J Trump left all Californians feeling positively ecstatic about their future. In the midst of over 70 deaths and more than 1000 Californians still missing in the worst fire in California history, Trump spoke his words of fire prevention wisdom and opinion of climate change, causing Governor Brown and other authorities to scratch their heads and think…’why hadn’t I thought of that?’.

With words and thoughts that only HE could have possessed and uttered, Trump told the assembled officials and press…“You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important”. I was with the president of *Finland and he called it a forest nation, and they spend a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don’t have any problem. And when they do, it’s a very small problem.”

Trump also left Californians feeling much better when he was asked if seeing this destruction had made him change his opinion about climate change by saying…
"No. No. I have a strong opinion: I want great climate." (via CNN)

So there it is….Trump’s Plan. Rakes and wanting great climate change. Why didn’t we think of that?!

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*Finland…A country partially in the Arctic Circle, much of which covered in snow for 7 months. Finland derives its name, Suomi, from the Finnish word meaning marshy area. Average rainfall in Finland about 40 inches…in California 21 inches…drought years 39% less…about 12 inches.

Judge orders White House to restore CNN reporter Jim Acosta's pass – Federal judge orders Jim Acosta's White House pass to be restored

Minutes ago, Federal Judge Timothy Kelly ruled in favor of CNN and Jim Acosta and against the Trump administration

In the ruling, citing first Amendment rights, Jim Acosta has had his White house Hard Pass restored and can now go back working at the White House.

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In a corollary ruling, Judge Smith temporarily revoked Donald Trump’s Hall Pass which had allowed him access into the press briefing room. A ruling on Sarah Sanders Hall Pass is expected in a few days.

Judge Smith, in his ruling, noted that he would study statements made in the briefing room by Trump and Sanders to determine if untruths and falsehoods were spoken by the 2 officials in question to determine what, if any, further action is needed to preserve sanity in the country.

The nation holds its collective breath to learn of the judge’s finding.

In the meantime, American can relax , breath easily and not fret over the blatant lies and quarter truths that had been emanating for the past 2 years from that room.

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Trump Skips WWI Commemorative Ceremony Due to Contract Clause

The White House said it canceled Trump's trip to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial near Paris "due to scheduling and logistical difficulties caused by the weather."

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Many different reasons for Trump not going to the previously scheduled commemoration visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery outside of Paris have come in to our WikiLeekZ  Paris office these past few days. 

A lack of Trump’s favorite umbrellas, the Secret Service not being able to read French road signs, and low energy Trump’s need for his normal 9 hours of ‘Executive Time’ were the 3 most frequently mentioned excuses WikiLeekZ received.

Just for fun, WikiLeekZ decided to dig a little deeper. It turns out that President Trump has two (2) contracts that override any US domestic or foreign policy.

The first contract is with a company named Orange is the New Orange. The contract states that Trump may not subject himself to public displays of his person if there is a possibility that any form of moisture (fog, rain, mist or a saliva projectile) might come into contact with the company’s Facial Enhancement Cream applied to Mr Trump’s face…resulting in a visual degradation of his corpus. 

The second contract is with Farouq Methods, LLC  - Dome Care— a “humidity-resistant fast-drying hair spray” company product. This contract calls for Trump to avoid contact with water in any form such as rain, swimming pools or lakes and oceans while in public view.

It is to Trump’s financial and legal advantage to adhere to the contract as he now owns 24% of each company which he would forfeit by breaking the contract he signed 3 years ago. In addition, a clause in each contract calls for a judicial ruling by the US Supreme Court to determine the penalty to be assessed.

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Trump Blames California for Wildfires, Earthquakes, Droughts and Meteorites

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“There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments”!                              12:08 AM - 10 Nov 2018

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Donald trump doubled down on his threat to cut off federal Funding for wildfire control by promising to withhold federal funds for earthquake and drought relief, stating…If Democratic California would have controlled its propensity to foster drought and earthquakes, needless tomatoes would not have died on the vine and dozens and roads and bridges would not have been damaged and in need of fixing.

Trump also added that federal payments to compensate for damage incurred because meteorites landing on homes and businesses in California would also be withheld because some people said that I could do that. I am also looking into the possibility of blaming the entire West Coast for any volcanic activity in the past or future.

When questioned about Federal relief funds released for hurricanes, flooding and tornadic activity in the mostly Red States in the south and Border States, Trump stated that those disasters are ‘Acts of God’. I always obey God’s will. Besides, they’re all Red States.

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“Nicely put but a bit too cynical an ending for me. I'm still hopeful that there enough good people to make a difference”!

Hi M,

Thanks for your note…I used to be a lot more optimistic. Perhaps the House will give the American people some health care and drug help, new bridges and a turkey in every pot in the near future. Fingers crossed…maybe even some investigations…fingers crossed. And, perhaps our Der Leader will suddenly become an intellectually curious, empathetic leader…fingers crossed on both hands on that one!

I do write satirical pieces and this one was…and is, a cautionary tale. In another, earlier era, the piece would be so hard to believe that the reader would think of the writing as satirical.

I’m glad you have hope, as we should all possess. However, I took just one day of some of the events and commented upon what seemed to me to be a harbinger of America at this moment in our arc of history.

By the way, you were not alone in commenting about either their own fears or the darkness of my observation. No one questioned the facts though.

But, as far as the election, a nasty strain of name calling and fear and hatred began just as the Dems decided that they wanted to be sure every vote was counted …both from Trump, other Republicans and Scott. Calling the voting, the foundation of democracy in this country, rigged, stealing, theft etc etc no changes there that I know of

Trump did his, old and boring and unimaginative attack on the press… no changes there that I know of

The press, writ large, did nothing to counter Trumps attack on the 4 reporters…from CNN and 3 black women        no changes there that I know of

Session’s replacement seems to be a stooge of Trump                no changes there that I know of

Trump, instead of offering any consolation and words of understanding is blaming the fire fighters and forest service for the fires and threatened to withhold federal funds at this time!                                           no changes there that I know of

Trump continued denying climate change science and that the recent drought conditions to be connected. Just a hoax…         no changes there that I know of

The NRA  and Republican leaders have been as quiet as one of the dead students in the Borderline Bar in regard to possible realistic solutions or even consideration of solutions to what doctors nation-wide are now calling a national medical emergency.                                                                            no changes there that I know of

Thanks again for your response, I appreciate it and my best wishes to you for the holidays.

Cheers,

Zeny

Yesterday, Just Another, Ordinary Day in the New Normal America

Yesterday, after a truly historic election day that saw both Democratic and Republican victories and defeats; and in the end, Democratic control of the House guaranteed that 2 years of fierce rhetoric and investigations will take place. In an ordinary time, that would be the big story of the day or even the month.

Yesterday morning, President Trump held a long, contentious, wild and crazy press conference that, in ordinary, past times, would be the big story of the day or perhaps the next few days.

Just an hour later, Trump fired Jeff Sessions, his AG, and in an normal times, that would be the big story of the day or week.

And, then, on the same day at 11 pm at night, word broke that a gunman killed 12 college-age people and wounded many others in Thousand Oaks. In normal times, years ago, that story would have been the big news of the day and indeed, for a much, much longer time.

Just Another, Ordinary day in the American Paradise!

We need elections, we’re stuck with President Trump for 2 more years…BUT, we can do something about the constant mass shootings that, long ago, have become too normal and ordinary. Laws can be passed and enforced

I’m telling you, America cannot survive these endless, senseless killings that stab us in our human hearts and wrench our emotions when, at the same time, we must deal with a delusional, narcissistic, dangerous, authoritarian leader.

Pretty soon we won’t need any gun control laws because everyone will be dead.

The Women are Coming! The Children are Coming!

President Trump Believes His Own Warnings! In Fright, Takes Flight!

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In a recent tweet, Trump Warned of the Fearsome Caravan Hordes…

“Many Gang Members and some very bad people are mixed into the Caravan heading to our Southern Border. Please go back, you will not be admitted into the United States unless you go through the legal process. This is an invasion of our Country and our Military is waiting for you”!-Donald Trump

WikiLeekZ has learned that President Trump, in fear of the caravan of women and children invading the USA from the south, will be leaving for France in a couple of days.

Although the ‘invaders’  are not expected to breach the heavily defended southern border for a few weeks, the president wants to be sure he is far from the massive force of fierce raiders that he ‘has heard some people saying’,  will be descending upon Washington DC soon after.

The ostensible reason for his departure is the 100^th Anniversary of the end of WWI where Trump will finally get his much-desired, full-blown, ostentatious, olive drab and gilt military parade, compliments of French President Macron.

Because Trump, so enamored with this martial display, he and Melania will go house hunting in the French countryside in order to find a den of retreat to which he can scurry when he gets his first House subpoena or his income taxes are released to the House Judiciary Committee.

At a press conference, Sara H Sanders told the assembled reporters that she is readying a press release that articulates Trump’s love of French Fries as another determinative factor for his upcoming French trip.

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WORDS MATTER

For many years, I have lived my life evangelizing the importance of 2 words...WORDS MATTER

I believe that what one says or writes should be listened to and taken into account when the measure of a person is taken

That rule applies to everyone, even a president.

The corollary is WORDS HAVE MEANING and the meanings are pretty much immutable. We don’t get to rewrite the dictionary on a daily or hourly basis to suit our momentary situation. English is a language that does change and evolve but it’s not a momentarily situational language.

The English language has been spoken and written and altered and changed throughout the centuries by common usage, new technologies and discoveries and the merging with other languages. One person alone does not get to change the meaning of words by fiat or because of the way he is feeling or thinking early one morning.

WORDS MATTER and they don’t disappear and change meaning because the tweeter or speaker has decided that he really didn’t mean his words ‘that way’ or a spokesperson tells us that he was just joking.

Trump has weaponized words. He throws them out like exploding emotional bombs to his adoring, foaming-at-mouth followers at his Nuremburg-like, neo- fascist pep rallies disguised as campaigning..

These very same words are fired off as if they are heat-seeking missiles at immigrants, the legitimate news media and others with whom he disagrees.

His words are like stinger-launched attacks, hurling invectives, insults and violence at his perceived enemies, those less fortunate and minorities. Then he and his enablers...including those who still back him, attempt to justify or interpret his words in an entirely different way to make them seem to be something different, something more palatable, more acceptable.

The next day or next minute, after this weaponized verbal crazy-making, Trump again repeats these same invectives, totally oblivious that Words Matter or worse, realizing that his hateful words do matter to his adoring mob.

His quiver of poisonously, hate-tipped word arrows is constantly renewed by his greedy or ignorant sycophants and when these words strike their intended targets with barbs of ignorance, threats and bigotry, this ignorant, power-first tribe of Republican office holders turn their backs and remain silent or state that they wouldn’t have used those exact same arrows.

Words Matter.

There are Words in the Constitution and there are Words on ballots this coming Tuesday. Make Your Words Count!

Zeny

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