GOP Settles January 6th Insurrection
Question; Next, Moon Landing Hoax and the Copernicus/Galileo Heliocentric
Theory.
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For the past
six months, the GOP, at all levels across the country, has been searching for
the ‘real’ culprits of the January 6th Insurrection at the US Capitol in WDC.
Their first
ideas were to blame the Corona virus and Dr Fauci but were afraid that people
might realize that bad things were happening because of these two before January
6th and they may not be able to understand the intricacies of that connection.
Hunter Biden’s
name was put forward as was Critical Race Theory and the 1619 Project but the
Senators were not certain the Red Hatters would understand the clear through line.
They finally
settled upon blaming Hillary/Benghazi, Mike Pence and the ‘Squad’ as perfect scapegoats
for causing the January 6th Insurrection until someone pointed out that most of
them were actually under attack in the Capitol on that day and that Mitch
McConnell soon after excoriated trump in a Senate speech…calling
him “morally
responsible”
for the Jan. 6 attack.
That
presented a problem for the GOP; but being clever and patriotic, they first stopped
a Congressional investigation into the cause of the riot. Next, they made the
intelligent observation that Antifa and the BLM were certainly to blame.
Other
than Red Hatters, no one in America bit on that one. They needed to ‘discover’ a ‘plausible’
theory that Excluded trump, Republicans, Proud Boyz, Oath Keepers,
etc from being culpable of the mayhem
that resulted in deaths, injuries and damage in WDC on that day.
Republican members
of Congress began to blame a “Mob of Misfits”
and “Peaceful Patriots” but that
really didn’t explain the rioters who used a myriad of weaponry and were
festooned with trump, Nazi and Confederate Battle flags and t-shirts
commemorating Jan 6th as a patriotic day. Republican Congressman, Clyde
actually bellowed that they were “Normal
Tourists”!
That took
the cake and Americans who were not wearing Red Hats did not gorge on that
cake.
Finally,
finally, after six months, the Republicans came up with a logical, believable
theory as to who was responsible for the January 6th Insurrection…THE FEDERAL
BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION! That’s right, the FBI!
Now that the
Republicans have settled that question, the Moon Landing Hoax, the Arizona Fake
Vote and the Galileo/Copernicus Heliocentric Theory are next on their agenda.
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