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GOP Settles January 6th Insurrection Question; Next, Moon Landing Hoax and the Copernicus/Galileo Heliocentric Theory.

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For the past six months, the GOP, at all levels across the country, has been searching for the ‘real’ culprits of the January 6th Insurrection at the US Capitol in WDC.

Their first ideas were to blame the Corona virus and Dr Fauci but were afraid that people might realize that bad things were happening because of these two before January 6th and they may not be able to understand the intricacies of that connection.

Hunter Biden’s name was put forward as was Critical Race Theory and the 1619 Project but the Senators were not certain the Red Hatters would understand the clear through line.

They finally settled upon blaming Hillary/Benghazi, Mike Pence and the ‘Squad’ as perfect scapegoats for causing the January 6th Insurrection until someone pointed out that most of them were actually under attack in the Capitol on that day and that Mitch McConnell soon after excoriated trump in a Senate speech…calling him “morally responsible” for the Jan. 6 attack.

That presented a problem for the GOP; but being clever and patriotic, they first stopped a Congressional investigation into the cause of the riot. Next, they made the intelligent observation that Antifa and the BLM were certainly to blame.

Other than Red Hatters, no one in America bit on that one. They needed to ‘discover’ a ‘plausible’ theory that Excluded trump, Republicans, Proud Boyz, Oath Keepers,  etc from being culpable of the mayhem that resulted in deaths, injuries and damage in WDC on that day.

Republican members of Congress began to blame a “Mob of Misfits” and “Peaceful Patriots” but that really didn’t explain the rioters who used a myriad of weaponry and were festooned with trump, Nazi and Confederate Battle flags and t-shirts commemorating Jan 6th as a patriotic day. Republican Congressman, Clyde actually bellowed that they were “Normal Tourists”!

That took the cake and Americans who were not wearing Red Hats did not gorge on that cake.

Finally, finally, after six months, the Republicans came up with a logical, believable theory as to who was responsible for the January 6th Insurrection…THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION! That’s right, the FBI!

Now that the Republicans have settled that question, the Moon Landing Hoax, the Arizona Fake Vote and the Galileo/Copernicus Heliocentric Theory are next on their agenda.

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