Big effing  deal!   Murdoch dumps  I$ME

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After about seven years of watching, listening to, observing and perhaps thinking about trump’s dangerous antics, the right wing NY Post rag and Wall Street Journal Editorial Boards have decided that –

“…as a matter of principle, as a matter of character, Trump has proven himself unworthy to be this country’s chief executive again.”

“Trump is ‘unworthy’ to hold office again following his ‘damning’ silence surrounding the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack.

“Jesus H Christ”!, writes WikiLeekZ. “It took all of this time- seven years- for you greedy, heartless bastards to figure that out”!

The two papers follow in the footsteps of a precious few Republican voters and office holders who had decided even before the Jan 6^th Hearings to abandon trump and his dangerous infantile words and deeds. But make no mistake, the vast majority of Republicans still worship and grovel at the feet of this unrepentant simpleton who possesses only one pronoun in his vocabulary…I. Pardon me; ME is the second pronoun in his simple, feral mass of disconnected, neuron-depleted grey cells.

Don’t be complacent, however. If for some reason…maybe being struck by lightning on the second hole at Bedminster Golf Club, there are plenty of Republican bad actors willing and eager to take his place and enter the good graces of the WSJ and NY Post. These so-called Americans may not possess the same gift of reaching the most base instincts of trump’s devotees, but, they may well be politically smarter or craftier than I$ME (trump).

Unfortunately for America however, these potential leaders of America have minds and hearts that are just as evil, cold-blooded and egoistic as I$ME.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday.

 

 

 

Trump Unable to Find Fiddle

Yesterday, the Jan 6^th Hearings demonstrated that for 187 minutes while the violence of the Insurrection was taking place, trump did nothing to stop it.

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According to numerous presidential lackeys interviewed by WikiLeekZ in regard to trump’s activities on Jan 6 th, trump raged, shouted and demanded that someone bring him a fiddle to play.

About ten minutes into the fury, a porter found a violin in storage in the White House basement. Trump tried in vain to play the instrument but was unable to find the buttons to push and threw the violin against the ketchup-splattered wall.

So, that’s the reason trump resumed watching the Insurrection/attempted Coup  take place on Fox TV for more than three hours instead of emulating Nero, one of his heroes, who actually was capable of fiddling while Rome burned.                                                    (caution: the Nero story may be historically inaccurate)

Once again, trump takes his place in history alongside other tyrants who, with little or no regard for his subjects or nation, metaphorically “Fiddled while Rome burned”.

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300 mass shootings so far in 2022…Adversarial Powers Apprehensive

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An ironic twist to ‘America the Beautiful Violent’ occurred this week when four unidentified world military powers  announced in a joint statement that after much consideration, they would no longer continue their War Games scenarios consisting of an invasion of the United States. The announcement read, in part…

‘Given the inconceivable violence Americans are perpetrating on their own people, we have come to the ultimate conclusion that it would be pure suicidal folly to invade the USA, a country with so many absurdly bloodthirsty individuals.

In reaching this conclusion, we considered many factors including: the over 300 mass shootings having occurred in the USA so far in 2022; more than 400 million weapons including military-grade arms are cached in private homes within the borders of this so-called peaceful democracy and, if Americans are so adept and willing to murder their fellow citizens, think about the havoc this vicious well-armed militia  would inflict on invading foreign forces!

Our conclusion is that we are better off invading small, helpless nations and leave the United States to self-destruct in an ongoing orgy of atrocious violence against one another.

In a matter of years, infrastructure, skyscrapers, houses, farmland, parks and luxury vehicles will remain relatively untouched whereas the populace will have been reduced itself to a relatively few fortified outposts of ultra-armed individuals who we can destroy in mere seconds with cruise missiles launched from a safe distance.’

That's a good thing, right?

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trump signs HUGE contract with Hunt’s Ketchup and McDonald’s for TV ad

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trump’s contract calls for him to throw bottles and packets of Heinz Ketchup and Burger King Whoppers against a star spangled wall while snarling -  ‘get this fucking shit away from me’ and glowering into the camera with his all-too familiar-scowl. 

In the ad, he then orders his servants to clean up the mess made by the burgers and ketchup and go out and buy him some McDonald’s Big Macs and a case of Hunt’s Ketchup.

The closing shot shows him happily pouring a half bottle of Hunt’s Ketchup on his three Big Macs and eagerly munching away while watching the Discovery Channel as a shark devours a dolphin on Shark Week.

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