Friday, July 1, 2022

 

trump signs HUGE contract with Hunt’s Ketchup and McDonald’s for TV ad

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

trump’s contract calls for him to throw bottles and packets of Heinz Ketchup and Burger King Whoppers against a star spangled wall while snarling -  ‘get this fucking shit away from me’ and glowering into the camera with his all-too familiar-scowl. 

In the ad, he then orders his servants to clean up the mess made by the burgers and ketchup and go out and buy him some McDonald’s Big Macs and a case of Hunt’s Ketchup.

The closing shot shows him happily pouring a half bottle of Hunt’s Ketchup on his three Big Macs and eagerly munching away while watching the Discovery Channel as a shark devours a dolphin on Shark Week.

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