The Abominable Showman, trump, gets Huge Props from Proud Boys and Oath Keepers

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trump again demonstrated his Herculean machismo by insisting that he march tothe Capitol with his gang of thugs and armed insurrectionists on January 6th.

der Fuhrer demanded that his Secret Service detail drive him to the Capitol by reminding them that “I’m the fucking president” while attempting to strangle one of them. WikiLeekZ asks-

Who hasn’t done that at one time or another?

 Now that’s a real man who fancies himself as the Sun King.

 Our own 21^st C version of the Sun King also showed his love of the heavily armed storm troopers attending his rally by insisting that the armed insurrectionists be allowed to enter the rally area. He was not afraid because he knew that they were his modern day brown and black shirts thirsting for some recognition for their bizarre fealty to the abominable showman.                                                  “They’re not here to hurt me”, he was heard to say.

WikiLeekZ wonders exactly who they were intending to hurt.

Not only that, but his status further increased when it was revealed that he threw his lunch plate against the dining room wall, splattering catsup on the wall and breaking fine White House china in reaction to Barr stating that the election was fair. That wasn’t the first time he threw food against the wall in a fit of pique it was revealed. Who doesn’t do that, or at least has always wanted to?

 All in all, trump was pleased with the outcome of his January 6^th rehearsal for his next coup attempt; and, his elevated status among his dunderhead Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, White Nationalists, Republicans and other anti-Americans was increased immeasurably.  

‘America, what a country’! 

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Justice Clarence Thomas to file for Divorce as Supremes overturn Roe Vs Wade

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Today, Clarence Thomas, in a concurring opinion, wrote that Justices “should reconsider all of this Court’s substantive due process precedents, including (its past rulings codifying rights to contraception access, same-sex relationships and same-sex marriage.)

WikiLeekZ notes that Thomas didn’t include Loving Vs Virginia on his enemies list

Since Loving Vs Virginia (giving the right for interracial marriage) may now be in doubt, Thomas figured that if he were not married to a white woman (Ginni Thomas), he would not have to recuse himself in future votes to overturn Loving Vs Virginia and other Due Process cases on his target list.

Thomas is said, by his clerks to be working assiduously- day and night to overturn Child Labor Laws, Brown Vs Board of Education-ending school segregation, the ruling outlawing cruelty to animals and he hates Daylight Savings Time.

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US Supreme Court restores voting rights to property owners and tax payers (only)

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WikiLeekZ has learned that in a ruling expected to be handed down today, the US Supreme Court has declared the One Person One Vote practice to be discriminatory against white male property owners and tax payers. The new ruling (by a 6-3 margin) specifies that all US citizens have the right to vote as long as they are White, Own Property/Pay Taxes and are of the Male Gender.

Citing the 1789 US Constitution which granted the states the power to set voting requirements in which the states generally limited this right to property-owning or tax-paying white males, the US Supreme Court will follow historic precedent by allowing only those White Males who Own Property, voting rights.

The GOP hailed the decision and stated that the Court has restored our great nation to its foundational roots. Republican leadership further stated that they expect that there will be a mild to moderate dissent among Women, the Property-less and People of Color but they are fully prepared to house dissenting hooligans in comfortable re-education facilities until they come to understand the wisdom of the current Supreme Court and its rulings.

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