’let’s boot Doc Marten off the hospital staff’… Joseph Epstein

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The WSJ recently published the first in a series of articles by Joseph Epstein, the eminent cultural commentator and former editor of American Scholar complaining about Dr Jill Biden’s use of the honorific Dr title even though she does have a PhD in Education.

The WSJ has found it necessary, at this time in America, to have Mr Epstein opine about the excessive use of the honorific Dr being used by a non-medical individual, Dr Jill Biden.  Mr Epstein, in his infinite wisdom, takes this subject very seriously and will devote his future columns in WSJ issues to…

Dr Phil

Doc Gooden

Doc Rivers

Dr Laura

Dr Seuss

Doc Holliday

Doc Severinsen

Dr John

Doctor Who

Dr Jerry Buss

Mr Epstein, not a Dr himself, has displayed his incredible finely tuned ear to American culture/humanity by writing in the past “If I had the power to do so, I would wish homosexuality off the face of the earth”.

WikiLeekZ can’t wait to read what Mr. Epstein has to say in his next column entitled…’Let’s boot Doc Marten off the hospital staff’.

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And remember; If you’re ill, call Doc Holliday!

 

trump to Pack Supreme Court

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Just when you thought it was safe to toss the trump presidency into the ashbin of history because trump lost in the Supreme Court last night, trump and his toady, Mitch McConnell,  have hatched a Supreme Court plan B to keep trump in office for at least four more years.

McConnell has all but guaranteed trump that after trump nominates 10 sycophants to become Supreme Court Justices, he will ram the nominations through the Senate. The next day, Texas will mount another Court challenge and the new Justices will rule in favor of the Texas suit 11-8 and toss out the mail-in voting in the 4 states giving trump the Electoral College victory.

McConnell explained there is still time because he rammed through ACB’s nomination in just over one month; ‘plenty of time to destroy democracy in our country”, McConnell opined to trump.

trump agreed and submitted his list of eager candidates…no vetting necessary.

Rudy Giuliani

Ivanka

Jared

TX AG     Ken Paxton

J Pirro Fox News flunky

Sidney Powell   former trump attorney

My pillow guy

Steve King   former crazy Iowa Congressman

Devin Nunez

Eric trump

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trump, a Medieval Church Scholar? What next, the Grand Inquisitor?

 

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The chief judge of the DC District Court has revealed that the Justice Department has spent months investigating a “bribery-for-pardon” scheme. It was an alleged "secret lobbying scheme" and a bribery conspiracy that offered "a substantial political contribution in exchange for a presidential pardon or reprieve of sentence.”

WikiLeekZ believes that trump has reinvented the Medieval Church practice of Indulgences by selling Pardons for Cash. Essentially, it’s a Pay trump and you won’t have to pay the consequences of your sins, GRIFT.

Not only that, but for FREE, he’s considering granting an Indulgence for any sins (read crimes) Ivanka, Eric, Donnie and Jared may have committed. WikiLeekZ guesses that Melania’s past Christmas Decoration Sins are venal, not mortal, and not in need of an Indulgence in the form of a Presidential Pardon.

WikiLeekZ isn’t sure if Giuliani, who has asked for an Indulgence (read presidential pardon), will be paying for his. Of course, trump, being Omnipotent, will be Granting himself an Indulgence (Pardon) before leaving office; all of this done in the finest Medieval Church trump Grift tradition of greed, power, avarice and fear.

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