Helsinki Is the New Munich

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Munich ...”Peace for our time”- Neville Chamberlain
Helsinki... “Putin is a “good competitor” and Mueller’s inquiry as “a disaster for our country.”-Trump

Trump trades soccer ball for Putin’s Gooooooals

In a press conference that WikiLeekZ is calling....’HELSINKI is the NEW Munich’...

Trump trashed the United States, all US intelligence agencies, Hillary, the Democratic Party, Mueller’s investigation, logic, reality and FBI agent Strzok and in turn, made Putin his new best friend.

Trump wiped beads of sweat from his brow when Putin was asked a question of whether he has compromising material on Trump.

Putin’s answered that he didn’t know Trump was in Moscow when Trump came to Russia in 2013. Which, by the way, is a lie.

As agreed upon earlier in their one-on-one meeting, Trump ceded Alaska back to Russia for cleverly evading that question.

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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

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(That is a (REALLY,TRUE)! statement)

Today, in a (REAL, TRUE) message to the Washington Post, the White House claimed that John Kelly looked 'displeased' at (the) NATO summit because 'because he was expecting a full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese'

The White House statement went on to state that US Representative to NATO, Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo were similarly distressed because Frosted Flakes and Captain Crunch were not served at breakfast and stressed that they covered up their chagrin somewhat better than Kelly did.

In the 3^rd paragraph of the memo to WaPo, the White House wrote that the really big deal was that the president was apoplectic because he didn’t get his requested McDonald’s Bacon, Egg and Cheese McGriddle and an Egg McMuffin!

‘The whole breakfast thing was rigged’, he shouted to no one in particular. And, according to the White House statement…that’s the very understandable reason he went on that German-Russia-NATO 4% for defense rant at the breakfast meeting.

WikiLeekZ has obtained an exclusive statement directly from the Head Chef of the upcoming State Dinner in Brussels …

‘I have placed an order at the McDonald’s Brussels location at Place de la Bourse 3, for 2 Big Macs, a large order of Fries and an Apple Pie to be served to the President of the United States at the State Dinner…all to be washed down with Diet Cokes’.

Queen Elizabeth has taken note of the Brussels breakfast meeting. So as to avoid unnecessary acrimony at the Windsor Castle High Tea, the Queen, herself, called the McDonald’s in Windsor at 13-14 Thames Street, and ordered a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Large Fries and a Fish Sandwich along with a Diet Coke…all to be delivered at 5 pm, in time for High tea at Windsor Castle.

Who says that détente is dead?

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Trump to Putin…It was Rigged!

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The president left for England today with his crack investigative team including Sean Hannity and Rudolph Giuliani, where he will be looking into why England is still in the World Cup Tournament and Russia is not. He will be whining to Prime Minister May about the unfairness of the process.

He will staunchly defend the fact that Russia was cheated and that tomorrow’s match should be England-Russia

Later in his trip, after meeting in Brussels for a Nato meeting, President Donald Trump will be bringing a very important, secret dossier to Putin that outlines how NATO has plotted against both Russia and the USA to deny their rightful place in the panoply of FIFA nations.

Trump will site numerous, irrefutable facts that the Fake News has not reported on...facts such as:

Brussels is home to NATO
Brussels is the capital of the European Union
All 4 World Cup finalists nations are NATO members

The dossier further posits that, taking a cue from past Russian and Soviet Union mis-deeds, these salient points…

President Trump had Breitbart investigate…which discovered bribes, rigging and drugs working against Russia

FIFA put Russia into the most difficult group alongside perennial powerhouses Saudi Arabia and Egypt

FIFA even kept the US out of Tournament

Because of all of this explosive, damning information...Trump is prepared to withdraw the US from NATO and form a defensive union with Russia, China and North Korea. Trump states that he has forged excellent relationships with leaders of those countries…not so much with NATO and others.

He will be contacting Brazil, Italy, Spain and Germany to determine their interest in such an alliance.

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‘Pro Lifers’ ??...Really??

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The ‘Pro-Life’ crowd has requested Webster’s, the New Oxford Dictionary,  the Encyclopedia Britannica and others to change their definitions of ‘Pro-Life’ from simply anti-abortion or anti-euthanasia to be more in line with their over-all philosophy of life.

They are petitioning these venerable English language institutions to include the following terms in the ‘Pro-Life’ definition so as to better reflect their ‘Pro-Life’ stand.

Anti-health care for all

Pro-death penalty

Pro-infant immigrant incarceration

Pro-Muslim ban

Pro-fetus even when Mother’s life is in danger

Anti-LGBT

Pro-Guns

Anti-Hillary & Pelosi

Pro-Trump

The ‘Pro-Lifers’ want to be sure everyone understands exactly where their morality lies.

“We are ‘Pro-Life’ and also for all of the above positions. If that seems inconsistent, un-Christ-like or immoral to you…Live with It. We do”.

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