AG Barr Releases Entire 1088 Page Mueller Report to Public

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WikiLeekZ has just obtained a copy, which follows, of the entire Mueller Report that AG Barr will release to the general public in 2 hours.

Special Counsel, Robert Mueller Report

After exhaustive investigation*, we have concluded that President Trump should be indicted for xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx + , xxxxxxxxx , xxxxxxxx  and xxxx .

Whereas xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  and xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  persons 2,3 &4 shall be xxxxxxxxxxxx .

Heretofore xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  in accordance with laws of the xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx . We have found** that foreign*** influence by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  also participated in those same crimes against xxxxxxxxxx . Individual 1 also was found to be xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ,  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx of xxxxxxxxxx and xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ! 

Pages 14-1079 ++ are redacted because the future stability of  xxxxxxxxxx , xxxxx and xxxxxxxx would be in question.

In conclusion, We, of the Special Counsel’s Office recommend that Persons 2, 3&4 be xxxxxxxxxxxxx to xxxxxxxxxx and Individual 1**** xxxxxxxxxxx office at xxxxxxxxxxxxx !

Respectfully Submitted,

Robert Mueller - Upstanding, Straight Arrow, Eagle Scout and Totally Honest Dude.

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WikiLeekZ Declares Republican Senators Intellectually Bankrupt and Lacking Common Decency!

A WikiTorial

For the third time in the last few days, Trump has lowered himself to a hitherto abject low level by kicking John McCain seven months after McCain’s death.

And, for the third time in these past few days, Republican senators, most of whom respectfully attended his Washington DC funeral and universally lauded McCain’s dedication to our nation and praised his honesty and military service have remained almost unanimously silent as Trump continued to demean himself and the presidency in his futile quest to disgrace Senator John McCain.

Time after time, for more than 2 years, Republican senators, almost without exception, have remained silent as Trump spewed his unique blend of hatred, childishness and intellectual vacuity all over our beautiful country and the world. How else can such servile, spineless lack of response be explained except as a vile contagion that has infected the Republican body politic?

Are these sycophantic, subservient office holders so attached to their offices and power, so lacking in common decency that they will not act on the principles that assuredly their grand parents and parents have instilled in them as innocent children?

When, as they ALL profess, as good church-going Christians or Jews, hear or read the despicable words that flow from the mind of our intellectually and morally bankrupt president what can they be thinking that allows them to remain silent?

There will be a day of reckoning for these detestable men and women who have refused to speak out in defense of common decency, ethics, respect for individuals, our Constitution and Bill of Rights, the Sermon on the Mount and intellectual integrity.

Yes, Trump is despicable, but in a way, those who are enabling him are even worse. He’s the brave one; standing up and shouting what he believes. These others are simply sheep-dumb followers whose greed and pathetic lack of humanity and intellect are just following their dear leader over a cliff.

Zeny

Trump Seeks Presidential Suite at Leavenworth

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WikiLeekZ has uncovered a series of quiet, secretive negotiations between a very competent, large legal team on behalf of President Trump, Ivanka, Jared and Don,Jr and the Federal Prison System.

Because of the Mueller investigation and investigations by the SDNY and the Attorney General of NY, the President’s team is looking to craft a deal in which, if he and his family are convicted of crimes, they would be guaranteed certain perks.

For the president, the legal staff is demanding a Presidential Suite at Leavenworth Federal Prison, 3 golf outings a week at the Oaks Golf Club in Leavenworth ($19.00 Green Fees), access to 3 large screen TV’s, a Twitter account and phone, 24 hour on-demand McDonald’s delivery and overnight, conjugal visitation rights from Stormy Daniels, Sean Hannity, Vladimir Putin and Karen McDougal.

His legal team is representing the president’s family as well and among their demands are:

Ivanka-Twice weekly spa visits          

Don, Jr-Weekly Hunting outings  

Jared-MBS conjugal visitation rights

The White House, of course, denies this story, but WikiLeekZ notes that Ivanka has recently tasked her designers to come up with dignified prison outfits for both winter and summer wear in Kansas for the entire family.

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WikiLeekZ Solves Big Conundrum!   

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For years now, WikiLeekZ was been struggling with the fact that national polls have shown that despite indisputable, discomforting actions and fact, many Americans will support another Trump candidacy.

A NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll shows approximately 4 in 10 voters would vote to reelect President Donald Trump. In the poll conducted Feb. 24-27, 2019, 41 percent of registered voters said they would definitely or likely vote for Trump in 2020

Interestingly, the answer, WikiLeekZ has reasoned, is found in a trove of polling data WikiLeekZ has unearthed recently. Of course polls would show that 40% of Americans would support Trump when one looks at other recent polling data.

7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

A quarter (25%) of Americans believe God has a role to play in who wins the Super Bowl

A bunch of Americans think HTML is an STD

12 million Americans believe lizard people secretly run the US

As of 2014, the National Science Foundation found that one in four Americans believes that the sun revolves around the Earth.

A National Geographic survey showed that three-quarters of Americans believe there is indisputable evidence that aliens have already visited Earth

Only 25% of Republicans believe that Obama was born in the United States, per an NBC poll released last year

Half of Americans believe Global Warming will harm America, but not them personally

A Marist survey revealed that 23% of Americans have absolutely no clue who we won our independence from? Incorrect responses ranged from France to Japan to Mexico.

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