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‘He’s a racist, he’s a con man and he’s a cheat’…M Cohen 

 

But What about…Committee Republicans

During a break in Committee hearings, Republicans at the M Cohen hearing were heard to say amongst each other …’so that’s all Cohen has? What about Hitler or Pol Pot? Haven’t they heard of Genghis Khan and Mussolini?

So Trump’s a racist, a cheat and con man…What about Geo W Bush, who started a war under false pretenses killing tens of thousands Iraqi’s and Americans or what about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?

What about Richard M Nixon and his dog Fala and the cloth coat episode? Has anyone ever heard of Spiro Agnew and what about bags of payoff money given in his offices? And, what about Nixon’s Watergate and the Whiskey Scandal of Ulysses S Grant?

Then there’s Ronald Reagan? What about Iran-Contra and what about Warren Harding and the Teapot Dome Scandal?

Hell, doesn’t anyone remember George Washington and what about the Cherry Tree’?

And finally right before going back into the hearing room… ‘What about a black Kenyan, non-American becoming President of the United States…twice’!

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Virginia Finally Has a New Governor!

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February 12, 2020

Ever since the top 3 officials in the Virginia state government (all Democrats), have been found to be unworthy of the high office of governor, the Virginia General Assembly has been in a quest to find someone...anyone employed in the Commonwealth who will accept and/or is without stain to fill the position.

The General Assembly has interviewed and vetted all of its 140 members in both the House of Delegates and Senate of Virginia as well as other general employees in the State Capital...and found them all wanting because of moral, financial or religious reasons. More than 1000 men and women were closely scrutinized from an early age in order to find a person of unquestioned personal rectitude.

73 legislators decided that they were making too much money from bribes to become governor, 4 people had a long sordid history of overdue library books, 18 women had been suspected of grabbing young men by their genitals, there were numerous men who were or have been KKK and/or Proud Boys members, some had relatives fix 5 or more parking tickets and the remainder have been accused of taking unseemly amounts of money or large gifts in exchange for hoped-for meetings.

WikiLeekZ has come into possession of a secret report recommending Josiah Black as the next governor of Virginia.

Mr Josiah Black, a 92 year old custodian/janitor in the Virginia Department of Agriculture was found to be the one person in the Capital Building worthy of being sworn in as the new governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

“Mr Black has lead an exemplary life according to all who know him and the detective agency employed which vetted him agree. The report follows...

“Mr Black rises at 5 am, eats a hearty breakfast and drives to work in an American made car. He does his work well and without complaint and leaves the Department promptly at 6 pm. He drives home, fixes his dinner, watches Fox News, reads the sports section of the local paper and goes to bed. His routine does not vary, never has. Pigeon feeding on Saturday and church on Sunday fill out his week.

He has no discernible hobbies or curiosity about anything. We believe he is eminently qualified to be sworn in as the new governor of Virginia.”

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